r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Numerous-Ad-4033 • 8h ago

What About Jerry Ford?

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Perhaps because President Ford was never hit.

But he was a target on two separate occasions by two women in September 1975, in California. The first was a Manson cult member, the second an FBI informant turned left-wing activist.

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u/MsMercyMain 5h ago

I'll have you know that JFK was shot by the Cubans/Mafia/KGB/CIA/Teamsters/NASA/Somali pirates/the US Military/the Stasi/the Greys/Mossad/Hitler! /j

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u/Haunting_Reflections 5h ago

Bruh you can’t be forgetting the Bavarian Illuminati/Freemasons/Knights Templar/Shriners/Satanists/Discordians/Rosicrucians/Aliens/Shia LeBeouf

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u/MsMercyMain 5h ago

We both forgot Ronald Reagan/George Washington/Elvis

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u/NoCount1100 5h ago

You forgot both twin towers and the Hollywood studio the mooning landing took place in

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u/MsMercyMain 5h ago

Shit, you're right. I think I also forgot the Lizard People and Jeffrey Epstein

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u/No-Fly-6069 1h ago

And the Faceless Men.