What About Jerry Ford?

[u/Numerous-Ad-4033]

Perhaps because President Ford was never hit.

But he was a target on two separate occasions by two women in September 1975, in California. The first was a Manson cult member, the second an FBI informant turned left-wing activist.

[u/Haunting_Reflections]

Bruh you can’t be forgetting the Bavarian Illuminati/Freemasons/Knights Templar/Shriners/Satanists/Discordians/Rosicrucians/Aliens/Shia LeBeouf

[u/MsMercyMain → u/Haunting_Reflections]

We both forgot Ronald Reagan/George Washington/Elvis

[u/NoCount1100 → u/MsMercyMain]

You forgot both twin towers and the Hollywood studio the mooning landing took place in

[u/MsMercyMain → u/NoCount1100]

Shit, you're right. I think I also forgot the Lizard People and Jeffrey Epstein