r/therewasanattempt • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

to keep a job for a week

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u/rexjoropo 1d ago

Or, we have a new unit of measure, called a Zacharia

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

365 day calendar with a banana for scale.

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u/just_lurking_Ecnal 1d ago

Well, it does work out nicer as 73 Zac instead of 38.18 Moochi

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u/Self-Comprehensive 1d ago

One Zac is half a mooch

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago

"Give me 5 'Muccis for a Truss, we'd say"

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u/JimmyCat11-11 1d ago

Well, that’s when we wore onions on our belt. Which was the style at the time.

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u/lexnklinke 5h ago

Ah a Simpsons reference while inventing a new even dumber measuring system than imperial. Perfection

Sidenote How would we call it?

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u/Djinnaz 1d ago

I like this.

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u/Wine_runner 1d ago

I prefer the "Zacharlia".

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u/footsteps71 1d ago

My name is Zach, and this is disturbing

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u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 1d ago

Yeah literally

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u/Flipnotics_ 1d ago

2 Zacharia's = 1 Scaramucci

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u/consternatedconcern 1d ago

Maybe we could get her to do the fandango?

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u/EarthIsInOuterSpace 1d ago

Zachamucci to be fair

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u/i3inaudible 17h ago

We already have a unit that size. It's called a work week.