r/theyknew • • 2d ago

I'm sure he would, actually

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u/MrFantasma60 2d ago

I would love more than almost anything in this world to see donald trump fucked by the BBC. 

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u/CharlesDOliver 2d ago

Ayyyyooo

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u/OarsandRowlocks 2d ago

Best I can do is a tent peg

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u/ZhangtheGreat 1d ago

I’d say giggity, but it’s Trump

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/RealPersonResponds 2d ago

Their shows are in Europe, where they do just fine. Trump trying to sue a show that never aired in the US.... The dumbest ever.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/KillerSavant202 1d ago

I’m an American, I’ve traveled through Europe a few times for many months each time. Europe is a paradise compared to this rotting shitheap of a country by comparison.

You’ve obviously never been out of the US and are quite ignorant and have fallen for our propaganda if you believe a word you wrote.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Don_Frika_Del_Prima 1d ago

So on the one hand America = great because millions enter illegally, on the other hand Europe = terrible because millions enter illegally?

Did you fall on your head?

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u/TheStatMan2 1d ago

That made me smile. An excellent lampoon.

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u/OneEmptyHead 1d ago

MAGA brain rot is wild. Went from “BBC content liked in Europe” to “I’m fine with high school shootings” in 3 comments 😂

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u/3aerows 2d ago

Booooo. Unoriginal.

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u/nestaselect 2d ago

Just stand there and take it

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u/Its_J_Just_J 1d ago

Probably couldn’t sit after

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u/Cooper-xl 1d ago

Like a Man!

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u/_R_A_ 2d ago

Will he kneel for it?

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u/Early_Bad8737 2d ago edited 2d ago

He does for daddy Putin when he unzips.

Not sure he would for a bbc though. His clan suit might get in the way on that one. 

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u/FilthyPuns 2d ago

He gon sit ON it.

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u/Preacher987 1d ago

Will he say Thank you?

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u/Asleep_Collar_3667 2d ago

The punny headlines just write themselves. Pres Gets Slapped By BBC

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u/Ravenser_Odd 2d ago

Pres is tight lipped, BBC demands he open up

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u/gomezwhitney0723 2d ago

He thought BBC would just settle like everyone else has. He didn’t expect them to fight back 🤣

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u/Deathturkey 1d ago

They apologised (wrongly in my opinion they did nothing wrong) and like the bully Trump is, he saw it as a sign of weakness and thought he’d found an easy victim that he could keep extorting.

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u/_EveryDay 1d ago

Eh, I watched the moment and, in a black and white world, it came down on the side of wrong.

Put into the context of the rest of the BBC's work, it was a minor gaff and an apology should have ended it.

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u/Ravenser_Odd 2d ago

The BBC doesn't have a billion dollars to settle with, they have no choice but to fight like a cornered rat.

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u/somethingbrite 2d ago

the BBC aren't the ones trying to avoid their day in court

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u/Ravenser_Odd 2d ago

I never said they were. I'm explaining why they chose to fight in the first place, rather than pay a fortune to Trump to settle the case, as ABC and CBS did.

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u/Deadly_chef 2d ago

A bit windy in that head of yours, eh?

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u/Ravenser_Odd 2d ago

You've obviously completely misunderstood what I said.

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u/theenigmaticsnorlax 1d ago

Kinda feels like you misunderstand what you've said, actually.

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u/Ravenser_Odd 1d ago

I'm genuinely curious now - what exactly do you think my comment meant? Maybe this is a case of Americans not understanding British English.

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u/allwrecknocheck 1d ago

I heard you. I think "cornered rat" threw them off but some people don't stop and think it through before they take their simmering rage out on the keyboard.

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u/Ravenser_Odd 1d ago

I think that's it. In British English, in this context, it means you've made the mistake of backing someone into a corner because now they'll get down and dirty, ready to fight you tooth and claw.

Explains why it went up before it went down - British English speakers probably being outnumbered by American English speakers.

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u/Middle--Earth 8h ago

You have misunderstood what he said because you aren't from the UK.

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u/chuckieblues 2d ago

Trump is a gutless coward that will do about anything to keep his ass out of jail.
What a mistake in letting him near civilization.

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 2d ago

But he will sit on a kid's face.

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u/punarob 2d ago

He'd certainly talk about it for 20 minutes during a rally were he to see one

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u/arioandy 2d ago

He cant after for sure lol

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u/No-Answer-2964 2d ago

Trump's a pussy. The BBC just bitched him.

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u/TobylovesPam 2d ago

Hey that's not nice. Pussies are soft and warm and delicious and they make a lot of people very happy! Come on now, be best.

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u/JiveChicken00 2d ago

Probably already has.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 2d ago

Maybe he should take time out of holding rallies for states that have nothing to do with him and handle his business especially since he brought on this lawsuit in the first place.

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u/MjolnirPants 2d ago

Nah, he'll lay down, bend over and spread 'em for it, but he absolutely will not sit for it.

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u/joranth 2d ago

Trump is proof we won’t ever have time travel in our lifetimes

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u/torville 2d ago

Why limit it to "our lifetimes"? Someone might invent time travel in 100 years; they could (in certain theories) do something about it.

(I'm of the opinion that, if time travel were possible, you couldn't change your own timeline, but instead someone else's or create a new one).

Also, wouldn't Hitler be more of an obvious test case?

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 1d ago

Hitler didn't have nukes to play with. Also, I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos.

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u/wariorld 2d ago

BBC is the reason why he has to wear a diaper. 🍆

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u/ph33rlus 1d ago

He’ll sit ON

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u/foresight310 2d ago

Surprised his knees still work so well for a man of his age…

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u/3aerows 2d ago

Only BWC. Specifically Bubbas.

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u/BeDangled 1d ago

Or Arnold Palmer’s.

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u/Effective-Space6171 2d ago

He wouldn’t be able to sit after they’re done with him.

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u/jomamma2 2d ago

But he'll bend over for it.

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u/HeadOfSpectre 2d ago

He's loyal to Bubba

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u/generatorland 1d ago

How will they force him to testify? We can't even get him to follow U.S. judges' orders.

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u/BeTheBall- 1d ago

If he can make a Nascar race, a basketball game, or a college football game, play a few rounds of golf per week, nap during meetings, he has the time to testify for a couple hours.

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

He’ll only sit for BWC.

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u/Hesam2010 2d ago

Actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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u/Skurvyelislau 2d ago

WP Trump! Its up to you if it means „well played” or „white p…y”.

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u/415646464e4155434f4c 2d ago

Can somebody pull that finger for once?

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

He’s more Neil and Bob

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u/devil0o 1d ago

Well he can't sit after either

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u/Bravo_Juliet01 1d ago

Unbelievable

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u/Schapsouille 1d ago

The whole country needs to be quarantined until they manage their elderlies. Contagious dementia.

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u/__50pe__ 1d ago

What happened to law and order I thought maggats LOVED that shit

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u/alba_Phenom 1d ago

Can't even do the bare minimum but thinks he can sue for Billions of dollars.

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u/BigBellyLilWilly80 1d ago

Usually most can't sit after BBC!

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u/ZuphCud I knew😎 1d ago

He ain't no Piper Perri.

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u/Consistent_Drop3909 1d ago

"delaying court appearances by claiming events or national importance" he is channeling his inner bibi netanyahu

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u/dudestir127 1d ago

Too bad the network's abbreviation isn't BM

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u/Unclebiscuits79 1d ago

AYO WHAT THE F!!

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u/vm_linuz 1d ago

He's not lucid enough for his handlers to let him

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u/Vandirac 1d ago

Wasn't the name "Bubba"?

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u/whitefaceinredcircle 16h ago

Obviously not, he likes kids

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u/thadeusbone7 3h ago

TACO, TACO, TACO

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u/fultonchain 2d ago

There is no way a judge is going to order a sitting President to testify in a civil suit.

As much as I loathe that man I'm not sure this a bad thing. The office matters and will matter even more when we have a real President. This sounds like an awful precedent. There wouldn't be anything to prevent the President, any President, from being buried in lawsuits.

Let's go right to felonies and "enemy of the state" goodness. He can't give himself immunity in perpetuity and New York is gunning for him. We want our ounce of blood -- metaphorically, of course.

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u/Flamebrush 1d ago

This was a suit he brought. The precedent is fine - the president that starts it ought to finish it. As it stands, he started it because he wanted a settlement. BBC is calling his bluff and now he wants out.

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u/Deadman1000th 2d ago

Wait, BBC wasn't the media one? Why mr.pedophile n.1 (still alive) need to do a deposition?

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u/Drudgework 2d ago

Strangely enough it doesn’t have anything to do with Mr. British pedophile #1 (deceased) Jimmy Saville.

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u/WULTKB90 2d ago

He is a little man, at least given how he acts so I don't doubt he could stand and blow a BBC.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 2d ago

No, he’s bringing the damn case. If he doesn’t want to participate in a lawsuit he is bringing it can, and should, be dismissed with prejudice.