r/todayilearned • • 1d ago

TIL Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has a well-known game-day superstition where he wears the same pair of red underwear for every game of his NFL career.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38897219/nfl-kc-chiefs-patrick-mahomes-underwear
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u/Leading-Suspect8307 1d ago

Collinsworth, we get it. Nobody cares.

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u/Erbodyloveserbody 1d ago

Now here’s a guy who wears the same underwear at every game!

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u/Gorillagodzilla 1d ago

“I wish I could sniff ‘em. Don’t you wish you could sniff ‘em? I bet they smell musty… mmmm I hope they smell musty.”

Chris Collinsworth, probably

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u/machuitzil 1d ago

You've said weirder, but we're not allowed to have dead airtime. Ok.... 1st and 10 Kansas City.

Mike Tirico probably.

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u/MoneyCock 1d ago edited 1d ago

Edit this to say any team but the chiefs for the 1st and 10 and it's even funnier. He talks about him even if the chiefs are on by lol

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u/Hamrave 1d ago

How many holes do you think he has in em by now?

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u/MoneyCock 1d ago

Not as many holes as we see in this Bengals defense, Chris.

For viewers at home, I would like to quickly remind you that Patrick Mahomes is not actually playing in this game as he still plays quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs.

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u/AshleySchaefferWoo 19h ago

And that’s just…..awesome. I don’t have another word to describe it

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u/french_sheppard 19h ago

Patrick Mahomes married his cousin?

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u/keetojm 1d ago

John?

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u/cel22 12h ago

I couldn’t read this without hearing his voice

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u/juice06870 19h ago

Colllnsworth wears them the other 6 days of the week

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u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

He also has a well-known gameday ritual of receiving fellatio from Chris Collinsworth

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u/foolbull 1d ago

He wears a pair of underwear 17-21 times a year? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 23h ago

At that rate those underoos will last at least 30 years

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u/Rhymes_with_ike 1d ago

"AAAAAHright let's take a look at our 4k SkyCam brought to you by Walmart Plus. Check out a glimpse of the red underwear I've been noticing from Patrick..."

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u/iccythump 19h ago

I can’t tell you how much I dislike his voice & entire personality.

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u/toomuchmucil 17h ago

His voice is incredible. Collinsworth and Michaels on SNF was the all time best broadcast duo for audiophiles.

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u/EkansTG 1d ago

Sidney Crosby has been wearing the same jockstrap since juniors; It's more common than you think

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u/sickboy2212 1d ago

That things gotta be Theseus's jockstrap by now

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u/Skolsciopath 1d ago

"Theseus's jockstrap" is not a phrase I thought I would read today. Or any day, really.

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u/jupfold 1d ago

It absolutely is. The last time I saw it, I actually thought it was a new one

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u/armaedes 1d ago

The last time you saw it???

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u/SoyMurcielago 1d ago

It’s easy to see if you’re riding their jock amirite

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u/fantasmoofrcc 1d ago

Wait, we're not in r/nhlcirclejerk ...

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u/Athlete-Extreme 1d ago

He’s out of line but he’s right

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u/pigeonHank 1d ago

Google it. Its barely hanging on. Idk how dudes dont wear the compression short ones. So much better and they hold up your socks

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u/MoneyCock 1d ago

Google image search fail waiting to happen.

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u/LaikaZhuchka 21h ago

Crosby has talked about the equipment manager having to keep that thing together for decades. That guy retired a few years ago, and I bet it's because of the trauma.

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u/MicroGamer 1d ago

That's the name of my fantasy hockey team.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 23h ago

That depends if you consider the testicles part of the ship

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u/Sometimes_Stutters 1d ago

He still wears the same shoulder and elbow pads too.

His shoulder pads are clearly heavily repaired, but in a professional looking way

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u/OkWelcome6293 1d ago

Tom Brady used a single set of shoulder pads for his entire career, all the way from college.

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u/Sometimes_Stutters 1d ago

Football pads are much more sturdy. I’d expect them to last quite a bit longer

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u/bevelledo 1d ago

I know nothing about pass so forgive my ignorance.

Qb pads are much more sturdy than hockey pads?! 🤔 hockey players are taking major hits!!!

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u/_FLostInParadise_ 1d ago

Probably more that football pads have a hard shell with padding. If this is true he almost definitely has the same shells but has had padding replaced.

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u/thatissomeBS 14h ago

Even if the shell breaks, you can replace that piece. Ship of Theseus Shoulder pads of Brady

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u/SynthwaveSax 1d ago

And it looks like something that was taken out of a mummy’s tomb. It’s so gross.

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u/keetojm 1d ago

Hope he washes it and doesn’t think flies are lucky.

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u/wilsonhammer 12h ago

carefully hides rabbits foot

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u/georgecostanza37 1d ago

I literally was thinking ew when i read the headline, then I instantly thought of Sid and was like oh yeah… and hockey players (not all) will literally wear the same equipment for decades.

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u/R4G 19h ago

I think Kirk Cousins has worn the same pads since college, or at least did through the Vikings.

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u/thatissomeBS 14h ago

Probably pretty common. You get everything fitted exactly the way you like, you keep it. It's not like they're using 2nd tier equipment at D1 schools. Honestly can't imagine they're using different stuff even down to D3 or NAIA. It's just the cost of having a football program.

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u/garytyrrell 12h ago

First tier pads from 2000 are way worse than what you can get in 2026 though.

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u/Slippery-ape 1d ago

Somebodies gonna steal his undies arent they...

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u/davidmartin1357 1d ago

PANTY RAID

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u/Avenntus 1d ago

Someone must’ve raided Bo Nix’s panties

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u/jjklines1 1d ago

It's always sunny in Kansas city

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u/juggadore 23h ago

Always sunny where the sun don't shine

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u/RealAmerik 1d ago

Collinsworth has tried like hell for years.

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u/youngcuriousafraid 1d ago

Collinsworth using a telescope to look into the Chiefs locker room, "now if you want to talk about commitment here is Patrick Mahomes wearing the same underwear, for what years now? I mean thats just amazing, its amazing what he does!"

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 1d ago

I feel like that could be a plot for a Danny McBride film, pulling off a heist to win a Super Bowl bet against the Chiefs

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u/_badwithcomputer 1d ago

The refs are the real good luck charm so it wouldn't matter.

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u/Noxzaru 6h ago

Yep, Bugs and Daffy.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 1d ago

Baseball is infamous for all the superstitions players have. I remember reading for a lot of players it’s more about the routine and getting into game mode than anything else.

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u/royalhawk345 1d ago

You might already be aware, but Pat Mahomes was also an excellent baseball player before committing to football. Even got drafted (I wanna say the Tigers?) in one of those super late rounds, basically the team taking a flyer on him in case the whole football thing didn't work out. His dad also spent most of the 90s as an MLB reliever. 

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u/BackdoorSteve 16h ago

No way those red underpants would survive 162. 

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u/SourDoughBo 1d ago

Pretty common for athletes to have some sort of lucky clothing. I heard some baseball players had lucky thongs

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u/spatialnorton09 1d ago

“Rose goes in the front, big guy.”

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u/djankylosaur 1d ago

By heard, you mean read the TIL yesterday about the golden thong? It's quite the tradition.

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u/SourDoughBo 1d ago

Yea I’m an expert on a lot of things cuz of reddit

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u/NErDysprosium 1d ago edited 1d ago

At one point I was technically considered an NCAA athlete. My school's basketball team went to March Madness and I was in the band, and according to my director every student who went on that trip (basketball players, cheer, dance, band, et cetera) was classified as an NCAA athlete for record-keeping purposes. I didn't have them that season, because that was my first year in the band, but by the time I graduated I had custom Converse with one of our cheers embroidered on the side that I wore to every game, as well as a necklace with that same cheer on it that I kept in my gig bag and wore to every game. I'm not at all shocked that real athletes also have lucky clothing.

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u/AltruisticPeanutHead 1d ago

He was wearing them when he tore his ACL so can't be that lucky lol

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 11h ago

Jordan would wear his old North Carolina practice shorts under his Bulls shorts.

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u/mental_reincarnation 1d ago

If you’ve watched Space Jam you’ll know Michael Jordan wore his college shorts underneath his NBA shorts. Bill Buckner wore a Cubs batting(?) glove under his first base glove, yes especially during his infamous goof in the World Series with the Red Sox.

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u/xelrach 1d ago

Your shorts!? From college!?

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u/shnerpdederp 1d ago

So he wore these same "lucky" underwear every time he's lost, gotten injured, and even when he got his ass kicked by the Eagles in the super bowl?

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u/ArmorGyarados 1d ago

I think the good has outweighed the bad by a significant margin

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u/RondaArousedMe 1d ago

Yeah, clearly magic underwear

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u/PuddleBum 1d ago

I didn’t know Mahomes was Mormon.

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u/KMan345123 1d ago

I’m not sure you understand the inherent lack of logic in superstition

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u/shnerpdederp 1d ago

Sure I do. I was raised Catholic

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u/Automatic-Clock-9194 1d ago

Friendly reminder that Mahomes alone has more Super Bowl wins than the eagles as a franchise do

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u/So_be 1d ago

Are you trying to apply logic to this situation…

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u/shnerpdederp 1d ago

No I just wanted to point out that Mahomes got his ass kicked by the Eagles in the super bowl

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u/nicklovin217 1d ago

Yea he’s only one more superbowl than the eagles entire history. Shucks.

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u/an_actual_lawyer 1d ago

Tampa Bay was a bigger asskicking, IMO.

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u/mageta621 14h ago

By margin of victory, slightly. By back and forth, I still take the Eagles. It was 34-0 until 0:34 in the 3rd quarter, then 40-6 until 2:54 left in the game. Birds had backups in when KC scored those 2 garbage time tds

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u/shnerpdederp 21h ago

Enjoyed that one too

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u/AltruisticPeanutHead 1d ago

And even more by the bucs!

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u/Supercaptaincat 1d ago

Must have forgotten them at that Super Bowl. Go birds.

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u/Good-Government-BS 1d ago

Yall must not actually watch football. Mahomes and the Chiefs have won 4 AFC championships and 3 super bowls in the last 6 years. 

2 NFC champs and 1 SB for the Eagles. But go off, bro. 

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u/SKCiskillingme 1d ago

Hell, people seem to have somehow forgotten that Mahomes beat the Eagles in a recent Super Bowl as well.

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u/Good-Government-BS 1d ago

This isn’t a sports sub, these people don’t know ball. 

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u/IronCladNads 1d ago edited 1d ago

Shit talk is the standard for sports on the Internet. I'm a Cleveland fan for every team and a Blue Jackets on top. As obnoxious as Philly fans can be the Chiefs fans might be the worst

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u/Supercaptaincat 1d ago

Bro, I know, they were dominant for a few years, then they got trounced, it was a joke about underwear, chill out. It’s not that deep.

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u/TummyDrums 1d ago

Go ahead and cling to the past. It's all your team has at this point.

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u/Supercaptaincat 1d ago

Yeah, the birds have not been performing this year lol. Phils were a bit of a let down too.

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u/HappyInfluence7958 1d ago

Wearing the same pair of underwear once a week

Really not that crazy

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u/Gizshot 1h ago

Having the same pair of underwear for a decade though

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u/StructureBitter3778 1d ago

Only the band of the underwear is left at this point

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u/GOOGENHEIMER2 1d ago

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 22h ago

When I learned that was dough, I couldn’t really see it the same anymore.

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u/ripyurballsoff 1d ago

The elastic has to be worn out by now. My underwear barely lasts a year.

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u/tbarr1991 14h ago

The fuck? Do you own like 2 pairs?

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u/ripyurballsoff 14h ago

LMAO no. I’ve been buy New Balance which are like middle of the road quality, and I have like 15? The elastic seems to last around like a year unless I buy expensive ones like under armor.

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u/HawkLife247 1d ago

The real question is does he wash them or not?

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u/Agile_Resident_4630 1d ago

When it’s not gameday Collinsworth takes them for personal use and laundering after.

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u/bcleveland3 1d ago

He does not launder them

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u/Wooden-Broccoli-7247 1d ago

He does when he’s done with them to hide the evidence.

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u/WitchesSphincter 1d ago

Only after losses. That win streak after getting the squirts was unpleasant for the entire team 

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u/emogu84 1d ago

Win streak

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u/JDDW 16h ago

Win mark

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u/Dzharek 1d ago

It helps avoid getting tackled.

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u/Zomburai 1d ago

No, 'cause he thinks flies are lucky!

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u/MisterSanitation 1d ago

No BUT he loans it out for massive income to special VIP customers in between games and in the off season. 

So more of a business decision than anything.

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u/Dazzling-Budget-7701 18h ago

I’d like to smell them either way.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 23h ago

Does he wash them?

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u/PervlovianResponse 22h ago

Does he look like a man capable of doing his own laundry?

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u/tegridyMike 20h ago

Have you seen his wife? She’s definitely not doing it for him

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u/GoForAU 18h ago

Sorry I’m blind. Does Kermit the frog do laundry?

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u/Somhlth 1d ago

Too much information.

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u/ThedirtyNose 1d ago

I got a quarterback that won't wash his jockstrap because he thinks flys are lucky!

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u/donny02 1d ago

Bills fans gonna do a heist this January

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u/jkshok93 1d ago

It’s a thong.

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u/the_chin2 1d ago

More hygenic to have Cal Ripken Jr. superstition was to eat chicken for dinner before every game lol

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u/shingofan 1d ago

I thought Wade Boggs was the one with that ritual.

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u/jayou619 1d ago

May he rest in peace

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u/shingofan 1d ago

First of all, Wade Boggs is very much alive

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u/Momik 1d ago

You got it, Boss Hogg

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u/OttoVonWong 1d ago

Roscoe, get them Chiefs boys.

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u/the_chin2 1d ago

All that lean chicken keeps him healthy lol

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u/the_chin2 1d ago

I stand corrected, it was Wade Boggs lol

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u/erv4 21h ago

He died far too young

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u/GP_ADD 1d ago

God damn, that’s the same meal like every other day of the year for a baseball player

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u/Buzzed27 1d ago

Back then with double headers they'd play like 40 games in ~42 days at times. That's a lot of fucking chicken.

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u/GP_ADD 1d ago

I love chicken, but if it’s prepared the same way everytime I don’t think I could do it

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u/scrooplynooples 6h ago

I can’t wait for him to retire and fanatics make a card out of his game-worn red underwear

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u/flashypickle 1d ago

After all his time in the NFL, surely the superstition has been disproven lol

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u/ptwonline 1d ago

I wonder how many times the waistband has had to be replaced since it tends to get stretched by washing and...wait. It does get washed, right?

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u/ddoij 1d ago

Not all athletes are superstitious, but they’re all a little stitious

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u/SpaceXmars 1d ago

Ain't got nothin' on baseball

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u/SeniorFlyingMango 1d ago

Collingsworth either wrote this or is trying to steal his undies

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u/The_F1rst_Rule 1d ago

Bet those things smell crazy

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u/thewildbeej 1d ago

but if you've lost while wearing them...then they ain't working

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u/Flashy_Gap_3015 1d ago

Plot twist - they’re his wife’s.

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u/kindofboredd 1d ago

You only get one pair of a different standard color of underwear ppl. He just isn't going to buy a second pair of red underwear. C'mon now

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u/Tthelaundryman 23h ago

All those questionable calls or “weird” mishaps from the other team isn’t the nfl being rigged! It’s just his magic undies! It all makes sense now 

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u/Wildebean 21h ago

Patriots OT Will Campbell will do you one better. He's supposedly worn the same pair of underwear every game day... since HIGH SCHOOL

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u/Cepatech 19h ago

Collinsworth is Gunna get a hold of those things, boil them and make tea.

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u/Dazzling-Budget-7701 18h ago

Someone is going to buy them at an auction for $500,000 in 20 years. 

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u/tuttleonia 1d ago

Then he's won games, lost games, been healthy and injured in them. What's the point?

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u/sandwichisahero 17h ago

He’s won more games than the QBs that don’t do it.

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u/tuttleonia 8h ago

My point is all outcomes have happened in them for him, so what's the point.

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u/sandwichisahero 8h ago

And it could have been worse if he wasn’t wearing them.

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u/earthhominid 1h ago

Superstition is largely about psychological comfort

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u/relevantnewman 12h ago

there's at least 25-30 QBs with more all-time wins, so not quite sure that's accurate

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u/NoSalad8188 3h ago

Not a Mahomes fan but that’s a dumb comparison considering he’s halfway through his career. Mahomes has 99 wins through 130 starts so far. Which is tied for the most all time through 130 starts with Brady

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u/h0sti1e17 12h ago

Maybe they wore the same pair before he did.

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u/relevantnewman 12h ago

you mean his pair?

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u/NoLimitSoldier31 1d ago

Lets be honest, we all get more than 151 wears out of a pair

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u/compuwiza1 1d ago

Great googly moogly!

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u/PokesBo 1d ago

I mean I did the same thing as a player. I washed them but if we were winning, I’m staying in that regiment.

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u/AfterSchoolOrdinary 23h ago

I swear some men will do anything but buy new underwear.

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u/Pubs01 1d ago

how much will these go for in auction? didn't a MJ jersey just sell for$4 million?

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u/Goldeneyes117 1d ago

😬………🤮

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly 1d ago

Unwashed I hope

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u/janzeera 1d ago

Nuke Laloosh snickers

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u/dannytrejostattoos 1d ago

Trying to get lucky with the refs (it usually works)

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u/J_D_McNugent_ 1d ago

Article mentions "Chris" Henne. Fucking amateur AI bullshit

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u/aflyingsquanch 1d ago

Wade Boggs "Amateur"

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u/thechilecowboy 1d ago

So many questions...

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u/paolot 1d ago

Gross dude

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u/HUT2Moon 1d ago

Kind of like Nuke Laloosh

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u/Synth_Ham 1d ago

If it's well known, why did you bother to post it?

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u/BoilerMaker11 1d ago

Bro stole the plot of space jam

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u/DisenfranchisedCynic 1d ago

They left out the unwashed part.

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u/jcamp088 1d ago

Is that why he walks like his shits itchy?

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u/Phlox777 1d ago

Too much information.

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u/Paraxom 1d ago

so what you're saying is all the other afc team fans need to band together to steal these magic briefs and burn them

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u/Will_Knot_Respond 1d ago

Superstitions are a weird thing, had a similar one playing middle school sports, then thought it was dumb and stopped. And here I am not a nfl QB lol

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u/silentmikhail 22h ago

Collinworth personally keeps it during the week in a Lucite case.

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u/Silencer_ 21h ago

That’s not the real TIL

The real TIL is that it’s all but confirmed that it’s a thong.

I mean he really runs like he has a thong on too

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u/oWatchdog 19h ago

This could be the new ship of Theseus.

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u/kcknuckles 16h ago

This is a weird fact to learn about Dylan Raiola.

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u/SoUpInYa 13h ago

Or what, he'll lose the game? You mean to tell me he's not lost a game??

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u/_6siXty6_ 13h ago

It's almost as bad as Sidney Crosby jock strap.

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u/Y19ama 13h ago

Lucky draws. We all do it

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u/MotherOfMercyAndJoy 12h ago

Special panties. Cute

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u/gutter_dude 12h ago

Anal beads 

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u/Scamp3D0g 9h ago

But he washes them between games right? Right?

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u/dylan85 7h ago

ITS A THONGGGG

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u/Silent-Breath2391 7h ago

No one gives a shit

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u/elqueco14 1d ago

some dudes thank a magic man in the sky and some dudes where red underwear

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u/platinumarks 1d ago

Mahomes does both

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u/jockfist5000 1d ago

Stevie Johnson should have done that

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u/djankylosaur 1d ago

If it was well known, is it really a TIL?

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u/mrburns904 1d ago

What do you think the "I" in TIL stands for?

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