r/trashy • • 22d ago

Photo “Looking Like A School Desk From 1987”

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u/M4sterofD1saster 18d ago

Job? Why would I ever want a job?

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u/LPGeoteacher 18d ago

That’s what happens when you keep falling asleep in class.

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u/-Switch-on- 19d ago

Good one, have a coffee on me

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u/LordoftheWildHunt 20d ago

Write that down! So far I got... is that right?

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u/thaddmitchell 13d ago

All I can understand is "brrrrrrr"

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u/Toohigh2care 19d ago

Ha love those shorts

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u/WhoandtheWhatnow317 21d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/stmiba 21d ago

At least he has his seatbelt on.

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u/CorpseBurger420 21d ago

Why's it gotta be my birth year? 😂

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u/kevin_k 21d ago

Don't feel bad, it's my HS graduation year

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u/BeTheBall- 21d ago

Face, head, neck, and sleeve tattoos....the trashy hallmark.

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u/Tallywacka 22d ago

I mean, as long as i don’t see any swatikas or anything similar who actually cares what someone does with their life and their body.

This sub is almost nothing but rage bait and karens

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u/ThatTmoGuy 21d ago

in the original video, this guy has a hard time reading the 4-digit year 1987. The school desk outsmarts him.

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u/ROMMELBOT 22d ago

Cell Block C he will soon see

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u/Invoked1 22d ago

Ohio Boyz

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u/mickeymouse4348 22d ago edited 22d ago

In the video he can't read the number. He says something like "19, eight... 1,8,7"

edit: I found the video

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/comments/1wpxyar/bro_is_struggling_with_4_digit_numbers/

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u/French87 20d ago

Oh boy good thing he’s not French. 1987 in French translates:

One thousand, ten, nine, four twenties, seven.

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u/mickeymouse4348 20d ago

This makes sense except for the ten, where does that fit in?

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u/French87 20d ago

You know what I fucked up it’s actually

One thousand nine hundred four twenties seven.

Typing it out in English is weird lol my bad

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u/mickeymouse4348 20d ago

That makes more sense, but I still wonder why it's four twenties instead of eight tens

So it's basically roman numerals but instead of 20=XX (2 tens) 20=W (its own symbol)? Does that make sense?

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u/French87 20d ago

I guess, but I don’t have an answer.

90 is four-twenties ten

Maybe the French just got fucking tired of coming up with new names for numbers or something

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u/mickeymouse4348 20d ago

The more I learn the less it makes sense lol

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u/w8ing2dr0wn 22d ago

It is really satisfying to watch the old guys put those desks through the belt sander and they come out brand new

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u/RMW91- 22d ago

It’s too bad, he looks like he’d be very handsome w/o the tattoos, bad haircut, silly grille and Mr. T’s neckchains.

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u/B_P_G 22d ago

He needs that Stussy S. He's still got some room for it.

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u/BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 22d ago

This dudes all an act.

Hit tattoos and stuff, real but the persona he puts on is fake asf.

He was actually halfway decent in school, had a police chase over a little bit of weed and leaned into the joke persona since. His dad has a decent sized landscaping company in the town. He just lives with them, hardly ever leaves and door dashes booze to his parents house..

Good ol’ Wyatt.. 

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u/motofabio 22d ago

I remember when I first saw one of his videos. Couldn't understand a word. Then I somehow stumbled upon another video of him speaking normally. The code switch was crazy.

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u/forbiddendoughnut 22d ago

He's hilarious on IG. It seems like a lot of the comments take these accounts seriously. There's

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u/sacrebluh 4d ago

What’s the account

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u/RationalGardenGnome 22d ago

Honestly sounds awesome

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u/BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 22d ago edited 22d ago

I mean man outside of how he acts for the videos he’s not a bad dude. 

He causes no problems, besides the weed stuff in highschool. Something flipped in his head a point that made him kind of reclusive.  

His family cares about him, that’s why he’s still there.  I talked to his dad last time I was in town. He works for him sometimes, but I’m assuming that’s only if the internet money is a weak check that time. 

Like honestly he is funny for the whole act, he probably needed some help from a professional towards the end of high school and never got it so now he’s living how he is now. 

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u/rgar1981 22d ago

In depth analysis from BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING.

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u/BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 22d ago

One of the most trusted, in depth sources on reddit so I’ve been told.

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u/pimppapy 22d ago

Get the scoop here first!

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u/BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 22d ago

he DIGS DEEP, for the inside scoop! 

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 22d ago

I mean he had some sort of breakdown in highschool.  Lead him into the weed legal trouble and became reclusive towards most people.

He needed help and never got it.  Had a family really focused on their work, and not each other as much.   He still helps with his dad’s company from time to time, but he’s hardly ever outside besides that, store runs and walking around his yard. 

It’s not really trashy as much as it sad.  Then he found some sort of acknowledgment acting a fool online and leaned into to find a place in his life after being lost for long.

Wyatt’s not a bad dude.  He needed help and never got it; so now he just lets people laugh at him so he feels like he has a place.

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u/LovelyHatred93 22d ago

Did you grow up around this guy or something? How do you know so much about him or even who he is?

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u/BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 22d ago

Grew up in the same area.

I legitimately know multiple people that live on his parents street.

It’s like outside of the videos and tattoos he’s not dumb.  He does it for money because people buy into it so much.  

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u/mathewwalker714 22d ago

He's on tiktok , or he was for a while, acting a fool.

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u/Vampira309 22d ago

looks like a mask plastered on somebody else's face. Hairline is uncanny valley shit.

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u/FlatulenceConnosieur 21d ago

His hairline is seriously weird, what the hell is going on there?

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u/fightbackcbd 22d ago

Handsome Jack lookin ass

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u/pimppapy 22d ago

I thought his wig was wearing a face.

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u/Grimblood 22d ago

Lego Minifigure hair. Can just pop a new one on instead of a haircut.

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u/CptFatty08 22d ago

Repo vibes for sure, just missing the metal rings to hold his face on

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u/BaldrickTheBrain 22d ago

Did you just screenshot a video and posted here from here?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 22d ago

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u/Filixx 22d ago

Its not a rare insult at all. Actually the most common insult to these guys faces

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 22d ago

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u/Filixx 22d ago

Im the same age, i see that comment on every post regarding ridiculous face tattoos.

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u/Filixx 22d ago

Yeah they look terrible. Lol