r/trashy • • 21d ago

Smoking on a train

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u/Old_Fart52 16d ago

Once upon a time trains had smoking carriages, so the smokers could smoke and the non-smokers sat in the other carriages. I'm not a smoker any more but the health police attitudes of more recent times still gets right on my fucking tits.

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u/razzell2 19d ago

Better than snakes on a plane

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u/JDM713 15d ago

Cigs on a Train

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u/TNcosmo 19d ago

This looks like an Austrian Railjet, doesn't seem to be Austria tho

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u/DoggTheGhost 19d ago

Subtitles are Slovakian 🇸🇰

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/destruveyah 19d ago

when I was 11 I also was the edgiest kid in the world

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u/anarchylovingduck 20d ago

Hey im sure there's fire extinguishers available on board somewhere!

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 19d ago

Would probably be arrested for assault unfortunately

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u/anarchylovingduck 19d ago

🤷 just dealing with a fire hazard, officer

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u/Typingdude3 20d ago

First glance I knew this was European.

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u/dowevenexist 20d ago

What gave it away? The eastern European looking subtitles or the fact that they have decent passengers trains?

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u/Typingdude3 20d ago

Quite honestly US doesn’t have many passenger trains, we have freight trains. So if I see trashy people on trains it’s probably European.

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u/Totally_Stoked 20d ago

The irony of this statement

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u/FrighteningJibber 20d ago

That the passengers don't look decent.

And the analogue nicotine.

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u/Minnesota_Hoosier 20d ago

Oh yeah everyone is clamoring to move to eastern Europe for their trains

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u/escientia 20d ago

The fact that it’s Eastern Europe makes it surprising that they have decent passenger trains.

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u/ike_tyson 21d ago

They look like really decent fellas .

Not!

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u/welfedad 21d ago

Ah those were the days .... If you were a smoker ..anyone else ..well yeah you're going to smell like cigs the rest of the day

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u/SofaChillReview 21d ago

Sharing a cig as well

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u/hyccsr 21d ago

Its The balkans ok.

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u/DoggTheGhost 19d ago

Subtitles are Slovakian 🇸🇰. Not Balkan

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u/Mailandr 20d ago

This was filmed on an Austrian train.

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u/batsicle 21d ago

That's Slovak

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u/Sqweek_24_8 21d ago

Anywhere east of Berlin is the Balkans until it gets Red.

🦅🇺🇸

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u/FMendozaJr13 21d ago

Cracked out Orlando Bloom lookalike contest winner

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u/Itssnowingreddit 21d ago

Curly,Larry and Mo.

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

I’m in my late 50’s and I well remember a time where smoking was allowed in most places including trains and airplanes. Not a big deal to me

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u/corkoli 21d ago

do you smoke now?

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

I quit 26 years ago

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u/corkoli 21d ago

why quit?

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

It’s gross, it smells, it makes your teeth yellow, it wrinkles your skin, and it greatly increases your risk of developing a disease that will negatively impact your quality of life or even kill you

That said, a little second hand smoke is basically harmless. If you can’t figure out why that’s the case I don’t think I can convince you.

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u/Reimant 20d ago

It’s gross, it smells, it makes your teeth yellow, it wrinkles your skin, and it greatly increases your risk of developing a disease that will negatively impact your quality of life or even kill you

And yet you don't understand why people would be against public smoking indoors?

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u/DatNiko 20d ago

This isn't true. Sudden infant death syndrome is linked to second hand some for example.

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u/corkoli 21d ago

feel free to reply or not, it's reddit, I can't force anything of you:

how many ciggy smoking people would you like to share a train ride with? yes, they are smoking whilst travelling

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

It would be an incredibly rare event and I would not care. Honestly I’d enjoy getting whiff of burning tobacco.

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u/corkoli 21d ago

it was pretty cheap to buy a pack of ciggies in New Hampshire in 2000

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

I think it was $20 for a carton when I quit

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u/corkoli 21d ago

currently in Australia the cheapest carton near where I live is $392.50AUD ($276USD) 10 packs of 20 cigs

it's going bananas. coupled with vapes being banned here, the black market tobacco trade is loving it, unfortunate side affect is now the criminal element is having a free-for-all (tobacconists getting fire bombed, smuggling etc)

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 21d ago

Those of us with asthma would argue differently.

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

I have asthma. Smoked for 12 years with no problem. You’re just being a whiner.

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u/jdehjdeh 21d ago

Perfect example of how age and wisdom aren't directly related.

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

Smoking is stupid. I don’t smoke. But the dangers of smoking are MASSIVELY exaggerated. A couple of bums on a train having a cigarette hurts nobody it just offends your sensibilities. Get over it.

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u/kennethtrr 21d ago

People with asthma can’t just suck it up and not “be offended”, they would suffocate you moron.

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

I have asthma. I smoked for 12 yesrs. Gen Z is just soft af, offended af, triggered af, etc etc.

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u/kennethtrr 21d ago

Interesting comment seeing as it was boomers that passed and enforced all the anti smoking laws. You gen Xers are all filled with leaded gas in your brain and it’s shows.

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u/GreenTea98 21d ago

i bet your ceilings are yellow and your house smells like cigarettes smoke lol

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u/jdehjdeh 21d ago

Wrong on all counts.

Tell me more about the science please.

Also, tell me more about myself.

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

Prove me wrong. I already provided the name of THE expert on this subject.

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u/GrandBurial 21d ago

Ah dude you suck seriously... my aunt died from second hand smoke from people like you.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/GrandBurial 20d ago

Lung cancer from never being able to leave the house due to my abusive piece of shit uncle dude, do I need to say anything else?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/GrandBurial 20d ago edited 20d ago

Never head of domestic violence? She was only allowed with him. Sometimes he would beat her in the woods etc or not let her out of his sight.

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u/Skidmore613 21d ago

Sorry to hear about your aunt, thats horrible. But he never said he smoked, he just said he remembers the times when there was smoking allowed everywhere. I grew up where ash trays were in every car door, smoke in malls, restaurants, trains, etc. And that was late 80's to mid 90's.

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u/benderisgreat349 21d ago

He also said the “the dangers of smoking are MASSIVELY exaggerated. A couple of bums on a train having a cigarette hurts nobody”. So no he didn’t “just said he remembers the times”, he does suck and is wildly wrong.

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u/AlternativeMotor5722 21d ago

I know it is very serious to smoke in an enclosed area where other people are, but when I was young (born 1956) people smoked in restaurants, buses, planes, bars, pretty much everywhere. I am glad things have changed and I quit years ago.

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u/fatjeff1980 21d ago

I look at old photos of me and friends in pubs from the 90s and early 00s and everyone's got a cig hanging out their mouth. Mad how widespread, common and accepted it was.

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u/BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING 21d ago

Now it’s just vapes..

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u/SanoKei 21d ago

The homeless don't live by social norms

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u/iSteve 21d ago

Everybody used to do this all the time.

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u/madPac34 21d ago

We used to also use lead pipes

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u/fredinNH 21d ago

And yet here we are. It’s almost like people don’t understand risk or something.

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u/J-MRP 20d ago

People didn't know the risk back then wtf are you on about

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u/fredinNH 20d ago

I’m on about the fact that second hand smoke is harmless

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u/J-MRP 20d ago

Oh I get it, a moron

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u/ejectro 21d ago

and drink mercury.

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u/coozehound3000 21d ago

and bathe in hydrofluoric acid.

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u/GrandBurial 21d ago

Stop.

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u/coozehound3000 21d ago

Hammer time

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u/True_Dog_4098 21d ago

Is that Fidel Castro?!

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u/marx2k 21d ago

I knew it!!!

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u/BlackBalor 21d ago

You know, if someone just walked up to him and punched his face, he’d probably think twice in the future.

Blowing the smoke out like he’s untouchable.

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u/Devincc 21d ago

That’s so badass dude. Fuck yeah. Punching randos in the face. Hell yeah

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 21d ago

I would rather be punched in the face than sit in an enclosed space with someone smoking

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u/redeyejedi907 14d ago

Good news, you can have both.

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 14d ago

Now that sounds like a party

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u/Cody_the_created 21d ago

Spoken like someone who has never been punched properly

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 21d ago

I've been beaten up before, I have a higher tolerance for pain than I do cigarette smoke

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u/thatweirdguyted 21d ago

It is very naive to think this way. Guys like this may be dirt poor and leading trashy lives, but a lot of that is from choosing violence in situations that don't call for it. A solid chunk of their whole identity is wrapped up in that. So unless you're used to fighting, you'll get beaten and/or stabbed.

But even if you won, he won't learn. In his eyes, he is just doing what he wants and never mind all the "bullshit rules". If you beat him for it, he'll see that as an unjust infringement on his freedom and seek vengeance. You will never teach a man what he doesn't want to learn.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/thatweirdguyted 21d ago

I feel like you're not paying attention. These guys don't fight fair, ever. So you have to be better than both of them (ie an actual trained fighter) as experienced as them, you have to account for the fact that they very likely have weapons. Other people on the train can get hurt in the skirmish, and if you bloody your knuckles kicking their asses you can still get Hep C for your trouble.

It simply isn't worth it. You're not in some fantasy action flick where the other passengers applaud you. And they won't learn a damn thing. If anything, the phones will come out after the fight starts and then it just looks like you kicking the shit out of two poor people and you'll get fired from your job when it goes viral.

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u/PugsterThePug 21d ago

Disagree. Bums like this only understand violence.

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u/indieplants 21d ago

yes, and they understand it more than most people - likely more than yourself. you're going to take on 3 people with very little to lose? really?

as above, they're not going to stop smoking in a train because someone punched them. they've likely had harder than that to deal with in their lives

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u/Veryactivecolon 21d ago

Shhhhh 🤫 dont break up their "i'm a tough man fantasy" i used to treat homeless drug addicts, getting beat up is just a regular tuesday to them, they wont learn shit.

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u/indieplants 21d ago

it's giving big mark wahlberg 9/11 energy

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u/MickRolley 21d ago

Hobo's holiday

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 20d ago

Coming to theaters near you Thanksgiving weekend!

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u/MickRolley 20d ago

I like me, my wife likes me, I like smoking on trains and my friends do too. Cause i'm the real article what you smell is what you get.

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u/KingWise76 21d ago

He would only do that to someone weaker than himself. Cowarbullie?

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u/just_mark 21d ago

stinks from here

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u/darknmy 21d ago

It's all fun and games until someone stronger comes up and teaches them a big lesson

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u/MM-dot-AU 21d ago

If I were on that train I would have done it. I would have taught them a huge lesson. Probably would have covered the French revolution I think.

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u/Lublan 21d ago

they smell, nobody wants to teach them anything

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u/jakeod27 21d ago

Orlando Bloom?

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u/3Slavo5U 21d ago

🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰SLOVAKIA MENTIONED!!!!! 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰💪💪💪🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰

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u/batsicle 21d ago

Slovenskooooooooo

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u/3Slavo5U 21d ago

🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰#1⭐️🙌

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u/snowyetis3490 ⚠️ Creep ⚠️ 21d ago

This is a good way to get dropped off in the middle of nowhere.

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u/thisisatypoo 21d ago

Legitimately wondering, is it safe to smoke someone's cigarette? Isn't there always a chance of giving them something like herpes?

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u/chud_rs 21d ago

Yeah there’s a chance

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u/negroidioto 21d ago

odds: god’s favor (|) these gentlemen done cootie swapped some ghouly shit far funkier than herpes

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u/SalvadorP 21d ago

This guy's probably have shared needles. They ain't worried about herpes.

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u/Mango_Punch 21d ago

Is it safe to share a drink? Is it safe to make out with a stranger?

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u/therealjameshat 21d ago

its not safe to smoke cigarettes at all

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u/Chicken_wingspan 21d ago

In this case the cigarette is like the cleanest thing here

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u/Bortron86 21d ago

The smoke is probably disguising the body odour, which I imagine is horrifying. I'd take my chances with the cig.

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u/Mine_Outrageous 21d ago

Yeah I’d rather smell smoke than someone’s reek. I would gag in his face smells tweak me out

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u/KingWise76 21d ago

I’m with you on this. Gives me the hebbie jebbies

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u/Cerebral-Parsley 21d ago

Slovak Orlando Bloom don't give a F

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u/macekm123 21d ago

He's giving me more of a Chester Bennington vibe. Also I love the face of the guy next to him, looking directly at the camera

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u/MickRolley 21d ago

The creepiest smile ever on that guy in the back

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u/Matkos6 21d ago

SLOVAKIA MENTIONED RAAAAHHH 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰