r/trashy • • 16d ago

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u/taspenwall 15d ago

AI slop rage bait

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u/Edwardthe3rdinNJ 15d ago

This place has gone down hill.

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u/stormdraggy 15d ago

That's bait.

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u/jfk_47 16d ago

I hate it here.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/TrackLabs 16d ago

??? Are you aware of the concept of "orange plastic" ?

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u/notthistime91 16d ago

Probably his job to swap them out and it’s a new one

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u/Jacktheforkie 16d ago

I wouldn’t put one in my mouth at all cuz they have chemicals and n them to minimise smell

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u/DoNotOverwhelm 15d ago

Well it certainly helped with his halitosis(?)

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u/Hiouchi4me 16d ago

Look, it already shrunk one of his teeth.

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u/chr7stopher 16d ago

Reminded me of an old video of a Cleveland Browns fan sticking his head in a bucket of piss for some dare money.

PS, I don't remember it being such a bad video but couldn't find a better one.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 16d ago

Absolutely disgusting

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u/MikaelC7 15d ago

It's fake zzzzzz

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u/YouCantArgueWithThis 16d ago

What the heck is that??

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u/SpeedBlitzX 16d ago

Hes biting the lining from the urinal

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u/ohmslaw54321 16d ago

Insert vomit gif....

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u/ILikeBubblesinMyWine 16d ago

where the halo at?

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u/HuntsWithRocks 16d ago

It's in his mouth

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u/blackmobius 16d ago

I know its rage bait now, but I literally said wtf out loud the first time I saw this years ago

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 16d ago

Nah, he's just taking the piss.......

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u/Bazinga_U_Bitch 16d ago

OP too dumb to know what rage bait is. And apparently so are over 200 of you lol

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u/Jollyanne 16d ago

Splash brother

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u/sm00thkillajones 16d ago

Is Ice Cube ok?

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u/TUB-GIRL 16d ago

Today was a good day

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u/beagle182 16d ago

I mean i know its more than the 40th Trimester but I think this still applies

https://youtu.be/9ptgkWXOfmI?is=Ido_jnTobmZgFPew

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u/hanginwithmrpooper 16d ago

He def has 5 waifu pillows at home

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u/Kuroyami777 16d ago

I believe ppl use these to get high. Might be wrong tho.

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u/Particular-Dig-1112 16d ago

true but thats an OLD trend since it relied off ancient urinal cakes containing PDB which they dont do anymore since its toxic. its not really considered a high though, in the same way huffing anything doesnt really get you high it just tears holes through your brain

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u/sucobe 16d ago

Rage bait

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u/pianoflames 16d ago

It's definitely a clean unused one.

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u/imastirthepot 16d ago

We're not gonna make it as a species, are we?

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u/yesorno12138 16d ago

That is cursed.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 16d ago

Ain’t no way!!!

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u/JamNova 16d ago

As a janitor I could easily recreate this pic with a clean and freshly open and unused urinal cake, I have a whole box in my supplies closet, which is what I'm HOPING TO FUCK is the case here

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u/DankestSteel 16d ago

As someone who makes thousands of these every day, I wouldn't say these are ever "clean"

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u/JamNova 16d ago

Well, they are not peed upon at least

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u/BusHobo 16d ago

I just heard:"Whole box in my supplies closet, which is what i'm hoping to fuck"

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u/JamNova 16d ago

Stay the hell away from my fuck-box! Finders keepers!

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u/Strange-adventurer94 16d ago edited 16d ago

Love lies peeing in my hands or whatever Elton John said

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u/captcraigaroo 16d ago

What a day to not be from Baltimore and be illiterate

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u/frodoishobbit 16d ago

Shit is Wiess Cube

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u/phallic-baldwin 16d ago

Everyday we stray farther from God's light

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u/whytakemyusername 16d ago

Sweet baby jesus on the cross

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u/teahugger 16d ago

It’s my fault that I can read and see images

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u/FlippyIsKing18 16d ago

Well, that's one way to get your daily electrolytes I guess

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u/yazza8791 16d ago

Every day we stray further from the light.

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u/_KushOnes_ 16d ago

My eyes burn

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u/DAemonCayuse 16d ago

Love wins again!

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u/Forward_Hawk_3493 16d ago

That smell will not leave his lips for a month or two

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u/DAemonCayuse 16d ago

Not on my watch 😛

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u/Forward_Hawk_3493 16d ago

You licking that urinal screen too

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u/DAemonCayuse 16d ago

Nah, I'm cleaning his teeth.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 16d ago

In good news, his teeth aren’t blue from a urinal cake.

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u/cheffartsonurfood 16d ago

Bad news he loves blue waffles.

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u/urnbabyurn 16d ago

Pretty funny IMO. I mean obviously it’s just a fake urinal mat. Right?…. Right?!

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u/AntalRyder 16d ago

I immediately thought this was a joke by the janitor before replacing the mat with a new one

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u/mangomussolinimi 16d ago

Oh sweet summer child..

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u/Her_X 16d ago

Why...just fucking why, would you share shit like that.

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u/AloneAddiction 16d ago

Look at the average Facebook or other social media post.

Some people out there are desperate for attention and validation and will do and say anything to get it.

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u/Her_X 16d ago

Giving them free advertising is gonna help this ?

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u/Doogie102 16d ago

Do we purge it with fire

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u/PhilFlag 16d ago

I wish I could go back 2 minutes and stop myself from opening reddit this morning.

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u/Joe_Peanut 16d ago

Who said romance is dead?

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u/gdruckfisch 16d ago

After reading this: I, I say romance is dead.

Romance died a horrific death of puking itself to death lying in a stall while suffering from a sepsis caused by unhygenic behaviour. Romance was suffering unimaginable pain while dying and never made it into the afterlife, so it is now trapped in this mens bathroom, doomed to haunt it and to witness everything this dude is doing in there. And he does unspeakable things. This here is only what he posts online. This here is only what he things is cute and acceptable. But romance now has to see all the stuff he hides from everyone else. Romances has to witness what makes even him ashamed of himself and every single time, romance has to suffer more and more.

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u/ModernBard1999 16d ago

How disturbing