r/traumatizeThemBack • u/BoringDesigner8827 • 29d ago

matched energy very understandable

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 29d ago

Tit for tat.... no wait that's wrong 🤣

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name 29d ago

DICK for dick.

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u/MemeMan_Dan 29d ago

Tip for tip

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u/FavoriteWorst 28d ago

Dong for dong

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u/T3CH_PRI3ST_42069 28d ago

Shlong for shlong

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u/Akagane_Ai 28d ago

gock for cock

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u/IceFire909 28d ago

Chode for Hog

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u/Total_Fly7834 28d ago

All creatures great and small. Even in the blurred screenshots, it was obvious that he was the latter. Lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/dOJpQ3dNInnWmFXGIi

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u/onthestickagain 26d ago

Love seeing a ACGS gif in the wild! Lovely!

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u/FullSky433 29d ago

iirc he actually responded with something like "what the fuck is wrong with you"

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u/PhantomS33ker 28d ago

A classic "you're so close to getting it" moment

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u/bobafootfetish_ 29d ago

Are we sure he was shocked or was he enchanted?

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u/Total_Fly7834 29d ago

This is from 2019

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u/ihavemyshield 28d ago

https://www.gofundme.com/f/fayekinley?cp_src=d

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u/Total_Fly7834 28d ago

Oh hell yeah!! I'm gonna donate! I instantly remembered her and always thought that was a bad ass move! Plus, yes, even blurred you can tell she's much bigger than he was.

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u/naalbinding 29d ago edited 29d ago

I'm only shocked that the daily fail didn't misgender a trans woman

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u/pastaisallineed 29d ago

adjective, not one word.

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u/naalbinding 29d ago

Thank you for the correction, I have edited

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u/JumpscareKitten283 29d ago

Uno reverse

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u/justmitzie 29d ago

Before I turned off messaging, I got penis pics pretty much daily. I ended up just sending a random one back.

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u/FileDoesntExist 29d ago

I used to save them in a folder specifically to spam them at anyone who sent me an unsolicited dick pic. It was a good hobby.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 29d ago

You mean the most cursed unsolicited dik pic that someone had previously sent you and you send it to them? 🤣

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u/mellopax 29d ago

Just forward the previous one you got to the new messager.

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u/Placebo911 23d ago

I read it as "precious" first and was really confused lol, I'm sleepy

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u/mellopax 23d ago

"Awwww, that's adorable."

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 29d ago

My methhead cousin offered to take a pic of his so I could send it to unsolicited digital flashers.

His exact words were “At this point it’s more wart than meat”

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u/erie774im 29d ago

What kind of mindset makes a guy say to himself, “I don’t know this woman but I want her to be interested in me. What can I do to get her attention? Hmmm. Wait a second! I know! I’ll send her a picture of my dong! She’ll take a look and then I’m sure she’ll want to get to know me!”

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u/volkswagenorange 29d ago edited 29d ago

It's the only way they can sexually assault women with their penises from a distance.

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u/thisbuthat 29d ago

Exactly. The mindset does not go beyond "Women are objects made to do as I say. Especially sexually".

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u/coltrain423 28d ago

You misunderstand. Those men don’t care about the woman being interested: they’re just exhibitionists. They know the woman doesn’t want to see it, that’s what gets them off.

They aren’t dumb, they’re malicious.

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u/Nothingmakessenseboi 29d ago

Prolly brain damage from porn, poor socialization and/or horrible parenting.

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u/Screaming_lambs 29d ago

I've done this before. I don't have my own dick to send but I happened to have received a photo of one earlier in the same day so I sent that back to the second dick pic sender.

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u/Minflick 29d ago

Oh, go bigger than that, and send a horse penis!

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u/GenesisRhapsod 29d ago

Wait for it....whale penis

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u/iziieee 28d ago

I used to do this when men would send me theirs, I’d send back my boyfriend’s ( which was always much more impressive than theirs). That usually worked a treat. I will never understand the thought process behind this behaviour, nothing will turn me off more. Is it shock factor? Do they get off on knowing you saw it, even if in disgust? My most hated such message was a D pic of a mauled looking member, accompanied by the text “look what you did to me”.. 🤮 I genuinely felt sick.

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u/BlueDaemon17 29d ago

Must be a slow news week. I've been sending photos of consenting friends dicks back to unsolicited dirtbags for years and no one's ever batted an eye. 😂

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u/XanagiHunag 27d ago

Damn, we clearly don't have the same kind of friends. With mine, we only exchange pics of our group outings (and recently, a picture of dog poop with a toothpick having the head of the right-wing mayor planted in it)

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u/BlueDaemon17 27d ago

Lol I don't exchange those photos with friends. I've always been 'one of the lads' and if an unsolicited message or 10 comes through while I'm with certain friends I just hand my phone off to them to do their worst. 😂

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u/MiaLba 28d ago

I used to do this to guys lol. I’d Google a pic of a really big one and send it back to them and say mine’s bigger. Got a couple dudes who laughed about it. Rest just blocked me lmao. Guess they didn’t like unsolicited dick pics.

But then I shared my photo album with my mom and unfortunately she saw the pic and was horrified, it was embarrassing!!

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u/Hedgewizard1958 29d ago

Visual version of the classic response-that looks like a penis, only smaller.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 29d ago

Stupid. Anyone can send anything.

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u/Stongomaniac 29d ago

This is my new idol

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u/seahorseMonkey 28d ago

Nice twig n berries, fancy a look at my weddin’ tackle?

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u/shes-so-much 27d ago

queen shit imo

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u/weirdo0808 27d ago

Saying "my dads is bigger" usually leaves them wanting less

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u/LuluMangs 29d ago

Yes girl, SLAY!

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u/ValeWho 28d ago

Remember never send a good picture back, a surprising amount of guys is into that. Just sent some hairy guys have limp pickle, so the doc pic you received before this one, back

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u/MommaD114 28d ago

Well played, ma'am ✌🏻

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u/Gameraaaa 28d ago

Straight out of pink flamingos.

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u/Ohaibaipolar 28d ago

I have a "life hack" I wanted to share: if you get an unsolicited dick pic, send em a picture of a botched circumcision. Google at your own risk. But it should end someone sending dick pics. I'm married, so luckily I haven't had to try this!

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u/Crazy_Cardiologist19 22d ago

I just send them a screenshot of the law... § 184 Abs. 1 Nr. 6.... here in germany the law that is for unprompted picks in the nude (dickpicks and others) without previous searched agreement to send this. basically, if you do this , you are behaving illegally and if u do this and i'd consider pressing chargesyou have to pay something up to 6 figures and face a year in prison.... sadly not a lot of people know this law, but i am more than happy to send it to all those men thinking their pixelated picture with bad lighting of a strangely bent unhealthy looking aubergine that is looking even less inviting than a pool of sewage drainage is a good thing to send.

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u/fuckaduckufuck 26d ago

Nature is healing 🥰

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u/indigo_mouse 23d ago

Get ‘im

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u/Dividzero_507 19d ago

Classic case of "don’t send unsolicited pics." 😂

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u/Tarekss123 6d ago

Not the surprise he was expecting lol

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u/favorthebold 28d ago

Hell yeah girl, you show 'em.