Five days? Even a Costco rotisserie chicken has a longer shelf life. 💀🤣

[u/EugeneWong318]

[u/Mean_Guarantee_5266]

That’s 0.5 Scaramucci’s

[u/Jogi1811]

True words. We bought our rotisserie chicken on Saturday and it's Friday. Still took a few bites before starting dinner.

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Your content was removed for being uncivil, community_rule_3

[u/Theo_the_Warrior]

She didn't want to have _____ with Trump. She got fired. Lol I'm joking

[u/DescriptionNo6618]

How about a head of lettuce?