r/videogames • • 1d ago

Image / Video Man won - got gifted 5090 & got married

374 Upvotes

70 comments sorted by

42

u/boersc 1d ago

How often will this get posted in the next 24 hours?

13

u/Chonky_D_Floofy 1d ago

A lot, better buckle up

143

u/CagedReality3 1d ago

He's crying because now that he's married he'll barely get any use out of that 5090

27

u/Test88Heavy 1d ago

Brutal irony.

12

u/Sarspazzard 20h ago

Some married couples game together. Maybe they got lucky.

1

u/Test88Heavy 20h ago

Some. Likely a low %.

8

u/Captainwumbombo 23h ago

Well, he still got $10,000

6

u/CagedReality3 23h ago

Nah she got $10000

12

u/Cowdoy_Volnutt 1d ago

My best man gifted me a PS5 back in 2020 when I got married. Still one of the best and msot used gifts I have ever recieved.

4

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

1

u/Lopsided_Combination 11h ago

Look in the mirror and figure out why.

5

u/DonkeyTron42 1d ago

I thought he was going to go home after getting that 5090.

2

u/bobbygamerdckhd 1d ago

Right? Just ditches the wive lmao

1

u/FlarblesGarbles 19h ago

The what now

0

u/Mysterious_Loner97 1d ago

As much as I love video games and don’t believe in marriage. I think this is pathetic. He’s getting married to his bride and he sheds a tear for a damn gaming card. I bet this loser got through his vowes without a hiccup. This is a dude who haven’t got his priorities straight and it makes me look down on hardcore gamers

8

u/Daihashi 1d ago

Harsh, but honestly I had similar thoughts when seeing this. It's a video card, how the hell is that more of an emotional hit than your wedding that's currently in progress?

0

u/Informal_Visitor 19h ago

As a PC gamer myself, yeah, this guy hasn't grown up at all. Gift me a 5090, and I'd sell it to make a nice house payment on the principal or put it in escrow.

0

u/EchoFieldHorizon 18h ago

While this guy obviously has his priorities out of whack, there’s nothing juvenile about gaming. It’s a hobby like any other, and your characterization of it as something that only kids do feels really misplaced.

2

u/hunter117985 17h ago

I don't think that is what Loner was implying. You don't need a 5090 to game. Is it an upgrade? Sure, is it worth the money? No. It would be much better to sell it, put a few thousand towards a house, car, or other bills and just buy a solid GPU for a few hundred.

It's not the gaming he was saying is immature, it's the reaction to a GPU, and by contrast from the short view we have, the lack of reaction to the wedding which anyone should see as more important.

1

u/Daihashi 1h ago

Exactly!

1

u/Daihashi 1h ago

No one said gaming was juvenile.

0

u/RadishCandid6062 1d ago

Kinda pathetic. When technology makes you cry and say “life? Marriage? Who F’n cares?” Ridiculous

All 5090 fans are going to downvote probably but doesn’t change how pathetic this is.

2

u/No-Question-6518 17h ago

man, i also hate life, i just dont go around putting others down because of it. the only thing pathetic is that thought coming out of your brain and reaching this comment thread, if you cant say anything nice or productive please just be quiet.

-1

u/RadishCandid6062 17h ago

You gotta realize what’s important in life. Bawling over tech that will be obsolete in 1-2 years is pathetic.

There’s a lot in this world to cry about. And I’m not just talking about death, disease, cancer and children dying. Crying with joy over your first born child, marrying the love of your life, winning the lottery and buying your family or your parents their first house.

Reddit is open to opinions as long as you’re not violent, racist or degrading of others with overly abusive language. Thats just how it is.

0

u/Profoundstarchaser 2h ago

Who are you to say what someone should enjoy in their life? Get over yourself.

2

u/RadishCandid6062 2h ago

NOPE. Still a P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C man-child

0

u/Profoundstarchaser 1h ago

Says the dude with the transformers pfp.

1

u/RadishCandid6062 1h ago

I’m not crying and being a little b*tch over it. Don’t get insulted though. I don’t see you crying yet.

0

u/alex_c89X 9h ago

He's crying because he's entering a sacred and legal binding with someone who understands his needs, is good feeling

0

u/Padithus 6h ago

You don’t know this guy’s story. My friends and I pooled together our cash to get my Navy buddy in Alaska a PC setup. The last several years we’ve been able to game with him regularly and it has been incredible. It feels like he never left. Technology can bring people together. This is probably a mix of emotions for the wedding and the gift. I think it’s amazing to see and hope this guy has all the happiness in the world.

1

u/621_ 1d ago

This is old

1

u/YaVollMeinHerr 1d ago

Happy mining

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

1

u/Both_Cup8417 1d ago

wtf is this shit

1

u/WanderingGoodNews 1d ago

Who was in the bed next to him that night? Was he in the bed at all?

1

u/RxSatellite 1d ago

Hope he at least cried that many happy tears during the ceremony or his wife might be having second thoughts lol

1

u/FlakySky6080 1d ago

What a gift !

1

u/Intelligent-Text5890 1d ago

When is it going to be my turn to post this?

1

u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 1d ago

That was me when I finally scored a PS5 during COVID.

1

u/What_Dinosaur 23h ago

He will always remember that day.

1

u/Consistent-Spell-946 21h ago

left bride at the alter to show off the GPU

1

u/ggonzalez105 19h ago

The bride is probably thinking…”That 5090 is now 50% mine bitch.”

1

u/CorgiSilver8194 2h ago

Got gifted 5090 what? Eggs? That's a lot of eggs

1

u/CrestfallenLord 1d ago

What is a 5090?

4

u/Hostile-Panda 1d ago

Retail was $2000 but thanks to AI they are $8000

2

u/CrestfallenLord 1d ago

That’s an amazing present!

1

u/Test88Heavy 1d ago

Are they really that high now??

1

u/Flimsy_Product281 1d ago

They were $4000 in june 🥲

1

u/princepwned 20h ago

they are still $4500-$5300 from official stores non third party I bought one in august for like $5300 direct from amazon and I know pny just dropped a 5090 tonight for like $4500 on my discord webhooks.

1

u/Test88Heavy 20h ago

Damn. I was building PCs back in the day and these prices are insane relative to that.

1

u/Hostile-Panda 19h ago

Apparently Nvidia are dropping the sku to make more AI chips

1

u/What_Dinosaur 23h ago

What the actual fuck I thought that was a joke, last time I checked about 10 months ago they were like 3-4k. Now I even see them at 9k. Meanwhile the 5080 is still at the (already outrageous) 2k

7

u/Correct_Lifeguard_30 1d ago

A high end expensive graphic card for a computer.

3

u/WanderingGoodNews 1d ago

Or data center

4

u/pichael289 1d ago

They use a different kind of ram, part of the whole "shortage" has to do with producers leaning more towards that kind of ram.

1

u/MeatSafeMurderer 23h ago

Yeah. HBM. Thing is, the 5090 is basically a data center card at this point regardless. Nobody else was buying them for $7000.

1

u/JudCasper68 1d ago

What’s he crying’ for? Is the 5090 no good or something?

2

u/Test88Heavy 1d ago

They are extremely expensive video cards. Price went up like 500% due to AI data center demand.

1

u/Lynked17 1d ago

Geez if he hates it that much, I'll have it.

1

u/xunreelx 17h ago

looks like China, isn’t it illegal?

1

u/BasicLink86 9h ago

Why would you be so cruel to your friend? Now that he’s married, he’ll only be allowed to game while the wife is sleeping.

1

u/Showdown5618 7h ago

Some guys get all the luck.

0

u/CrossFire-tx 1d ago

So good news bad news. Got a 5090. But got married.

-1

u/billythegunslinger 1d ago

Fuck this guy. Why do we care? He’s not lining my pockets with a 5090 and some coochie.

0

u/Desperate_Bathroom21 18h ago

His family and friends probably don’t know anything about 5090, so they’ll probably just be staring at him in bewilderment.

0

u/SivHD 13h ago

is it cool to make a joke about Man Won being his name or do we not do that on reddit anymore?

surely the 5090 and beautiful wife makes it a punching up situation

-1

u/Scallion-Sudden 8h ago

Man got married to a 5090 wife was just a bonus for cooking food and delivery drinks while gaming 😂🤣