r/wallstreetbets • • 1d ago

Gain +$16,000,000 on AMD and SOXL. Sold it all.

Finally sold the AMD I bought last June. The SOXL is a daytrade, playing a bounce off early capitulation selling.

Long story short, I think the market has genuinely cracked under the macro pressure. Not going to open any equity longs for a while.

To the mods - happy to verify the P&L via video or brokerage statements. Also would humbly request a dark blue flair with one word - Wizard. That would mean a lot to me.

Finally, be grateful for whatever the market gives you - whether that be money or a lesson in mental discipline. I've been given plenty of both.

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u/Weird_Expert_1999 1d ago

16 mil and my man tries to buy the one thing he couldn’t: wsb flair

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

It costs $0 to ask.

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u/giant_fish will suck cock for some vol 1d ago

You don't get to pick your flair around here...

I'm straight btw

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u/firstandlast0202 1d ago

That doesn't mean you wouldn't do it tho

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u/giant_fish will suck cock for some vol 1d ago

👀

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 1d ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/FapTapAnon Anus Flair 1d ago

You can have mine.

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u/L0nz 1d ago

no dollars but 100% of your dignity

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Costs no dignity either lol. Why would asking for something cost dignity? I don't get it.

On a tangent - a lot of great things in life are available if you ask. I still ask people smarter than me when I want something. Usually knowledge or advice. In an increasingly disconnected world, it remains one of the best ways to connect with fellow humans.

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u/wontyoujointhedance 1d ago

Rare actual wisdom on the sub.

You can ask for most anything as long as you’re polite and accept the no calmly. You’ll be shocked what you can get.

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u/Nago_Jolokio 1d ago

What's the worst that can happen, they say no? Then you're no worse off than you were before.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 1d ago

They call the police and arrest you for sexual harrassment for asking for a "brazilian bacon, egg, and cheese ending" at a massage establishment.

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u/ProfessionalPlant330 1d ago

You call your wife to bail you out, she leaves and takes the kids, drains the joint bank account. You get transferred to prison to await trial but somebody fucked up the paperwork and you're stuck in the maximum security wing with murderers and rapists.

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u/wifestalksthisuser 1d ago

You're definitely smarter than me so I'm going to ask you for knowledge about your online-banking details. Thanks in advance!

  • A Nigerian Prince

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

What you want to do is blast out an email promising a monetary reward with obvious misspellings - you want the dumbest, greediest creature out there to take the bait. Pretty easy from there. Hope that helps.

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u/Trucker_2022 1d ago

Time to retire....from trading, just let it grow in a safe place. I mean even at 5% per year, you have a tidy sum for the rest of you're life. 'When a cup floats in water its safe, when it over fills it sinks'. Excellent trading there💯👍

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I'll do that for a while, but when growth stocks get beat to all hell and I have cash...can't help myself.

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u/Seyfert- 1d ago

I don’t usually agree with post/comment in this sub, but i 100% agree on your statement

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u/Ihaveterriblefriends 1d ago

Can I have help getting my crippling loans paid off?

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u/Virtual-Pizza2294 1d ago

This guy has 16 million dollars he can buy more dignity

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u/PerfectlySplendid 1d ago

He can buy mine.

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u/L0nz 1d ago

yours ain't worth shit

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u/swohio All My Homies ❤️ Skyline Chili 1d ago

Has $16 million but no flair, what a loser.

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u/Udub 1d ago

My proposition for flair is wiztard

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u/Longjumping-Toe-5680 Vertical spread them cheeks 1d ago

That grass is always vertically greener 😮‍💨

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u/hegorachi2 1d ago

Me too, AMD sold! totaling $16,014,200 between us two lol

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Grats! A win's a win.

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u/aschapm 1d ago

And $15,995,500 among the three of us!

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u/TheMangoWorshipper 1d ago

This dude has 17 million dollars and he cares about some title on Reddit?

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u/charliemike 1d ago

When you have $17M you need to grind for something :)

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u/Graybeard_Shaving 1d ago

Pussy... If you have $17M you grind for pussy.

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u/Armadillolz 1d ago

When you have $17m, pussy grinds on you

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u/cwhatimean 1d ago

When you have $17m, money doesn’t matter~ only titles do…

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u/Nanas_700k 1d ago

You spelled titties wrong

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u/ChefPuree 1d ago

when you just suddenly have 17 million I think you quickly realize nothing matters anymore, especially when you've spent your whole life just trying to get by.

I think of people I have met who can't work in a kitchen without a radio on. The thoughts in their own head... they can't live with them. I can't imagine what it would be like to be that kind of person and just realize that you've "got it all" but don't feel any better. No amount of buying things makes you feel better, and then all of a sudden it's just all gone.

It's easy to spend 17 million. That's a down payment on some houses.

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u/Glass_Main23 1d ago

Wizardly wishes, something we fucking know nothing about

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u/EnvironmentalMall221 1d ago

HOW

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I got lucky enough to get hired as a software engineer ages ago when they were hiring anyone who had an interest. I literally had to teach one of my coworkers how to use a variable at my first job.

Saved up over a career, invested reasonably well, got smacked around in 2022 and traded tech on leverage from there.

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u/Actual-Outcome3955 1d ago

Are you planning on retiring and living reasonably, or going to yolo into meme stocks and go bankrupt like most regards?

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I'm going to chill out for a while, largely because I don't trust this market. Will reenter longs at the bottom of the next bear market, whenever that is.

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u/Kong_Fury 1d ago

Can you tell me when the “bottom” is here? Thank you.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I actually have no idea what it will look like. I can afford to wait it out, though.

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u/Ok_Application_444 1d ago

Make sure you don’t slip up with any lifestyle creep, before you know it you’ve got a Ferrari, a nice property on each coast, and only $10million left to your name

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I'm the opposite, man, I rent an apartment and drive a beater.

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u/Tyedied 1d ago

Dudes probably my neighbor with 16 mil straight chilling and i’m eating chicken nuggets and smoking weed next door like a fucking degenerate

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u/mirdax 1d ago

Are u my neighbor?

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u/Surf_Golf2002 1d ago

Spoken like a true regarded multi-millionaire.

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u/2red2blu3grn 1d ago

King! 👑

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u/ReignofKindo25 1d ago

Probably not till Trump is out of office or starts another war

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u/deten 1d ago edited 1d ago

Probably before then, when the market realizes that political winds are changing that creates uncertainty. This midterm could be a catalyst, which IMO is why were seeing this.

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u/PresidentKraznov 1d ago

Sir, this is a bottomless establishment.

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u/roughedged 1d ago

Non-alcoholic tho.

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u/Smur_ 1d ago

Nobody has a crystal ball. This guy had a really good job and traded on leverage. It's easier to throw money at risk when you have an established safety net. Combine that with luck and timing, and you get OP

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

That's pretty much spot on.

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u/Blobskillz 1d ago

When the bond market blows up

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u/LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH 1d ago

My wife’s boyfriend calls me “The Bottom”

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u/Specialist_Ruin366 1d ago

16 million bro. Dump it into ETF‘s, take out 3% a year and live like a king until the end of days.

You won. Enjoy it.

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u/SuperNewk 1d ago

the fact he is even considering 'timing' the market after this hit is MENTAL lol...

Hell he could risk 5 million and be set for life still.

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u/Boring-Test5522 1d ago

buy 30 years of US govt bond and he'll earn around a million dollar the rest of his life. He'll also has the raw power to catch any bear market doomsday that he predicted.

Do you know how many Americans earn a million a year ? Sometimes redditors seem thry lost of their reality.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

It's not really about the money per se. I do enjoy trading and expressing an opinion about the market with a bet. I could scale down, for sure. I might be off margin for good.

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u/Dwight-Snute 1d ago

Not really about the money eh? Can I have some? 🫪

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u/Rekeke101 1d ago

It’s not really about the money until you lose all the money, go find another hobby my guy and live your best life

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u/acery88 1d ago

Can't own and maintain a 50-foot Viking yacht with only 16 million.

Must put it on double zeros at the roulette table tomorrow. Win or go home broke.

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u/SorryLifeguard7 1d ago

Reenter? Fuck off into the sunset and never come back. Why would you reenter?

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u/SuperNewk 1d ago

granted the only reason he probably got that high is due to this mentality. But at 15+ million you really don't need to do anything.

Compound interest with some risk 1-10% will launch this port

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I love the art of trading, it's a part of who I am. It's not as much about the absolute dollars but expressing an opinion about the market and getting a fat % return if you're right.

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u/coffee_with_cold 1d ago

I fuck with that outlook heavily. My opinion about the market is that it owes me 10 million dollars.

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u/TheMailmanic 1d ago

Dude You’ve won the game. Just exit and never return. Park it all in safe boring stuff and live off interest

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u/whyyunozoidberg 1d ago

Oh he thinks he earned this because he was smart during the greatest bull market in all of history.. man is gonna lose it all during a bear market.

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u/Unsuspend-Kapido- 1d ago

If It was this easy where's your 16 million then.

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u/rithkuil 1d ago

You're a very smart gambler who got very lucky, not a true equities trader. Neither banks nor hedge funds nor any other billion-dollar trading institution can reliably time the market, and you're certainly not them.

To believe otherwise is to trend toward maximizing the probability of losing as much of your newfound generational wealth opportunity as possible, to say nothing of the likely multi-million dollar opportunity cost of failing to stay invested in a diversified basket of securities over the long run.

Source: None, this is a random opinion on the internet, not personal financial advice, and I am not familiar with you or your situation. If you want advice, hire a professional.

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u/One_Shallot_4974 1d ago

He is desperate for the casino to win it all back.

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u/RelevantAnalyst5989 1d ago

What's the point? You're a millionaire. You won. Leave this sub and enjoy it.

Genuinely. Don't waste your time here.

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u/Rudiass 1d ago

Are you going to put it in bonds or anything else to gain interest or just let it sit?

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u/cakestapler 1d ago

At $16m just put it in bonds and enjoy your $600k+ annual salary until you die. Would honestly probably just split it 50/50 bonds S&P500 and let the stock ride while I enjoy a decent raise on my annual income from the bonds.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Probably money market or some other cash equivalent, maybe diversify currencies, I really haven't thought about that yet.

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u/hogpotato 1d ago

VTEB or VTES instead of money market fund and you won’t have to pay federal income tax on the interest. Might save you 200-300k per year in federal income tax. Congrats btw

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Thanks! I'll look into that.

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u/x3avier 1d ago

Late next week...

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u/p0rc0r0550 1d ago

I envy you guys so much. I just started my career as an infrastructure engineer right out of uni and I had to know cloud computing, Linux, k8s, software engineering, systems design, CI/CD, observability and networking(some more in depth than others) and a couple of days ago someone said that "when I started at AWS as a SWE intern, I didn't know what ACID was). Mf what?

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Yeah it sucks out there. I speak to a lot of younger software engineers through the LeetCode community and a lot of these guys with rock solid resumes that would land them a killer job 5 years ago are getting no calls back. I'm sorry man.

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u/st3venb 1d ago

I've got almost 30 years in the field as an infrastructure engineer and I'm getting ghosted / rejected from standard infrastructure jobs. The market is fucking hard right now.

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u/ArtisanalCoder 1d ago

I got a killer 16 year history and I can’t find any leads. I don’t want to say I’ll hang myself on a power cable but you know what? Ima loose my house in a few years and then I’ll have to off myself.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

No man, you'll find a way. Life's rough but you'll get to where you need to be somehow.

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u/appearstobeidiot 1d ago

It takes time to count what one has, but can't see.

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u/Grandmaster-Ji 1d ago

On leverage? Bill hwang sends his regards.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Yes, leverage at various spots on the way. At one point I was all in TQQQ on margin.

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u/Whealerr 1d ago

For every thousand retards that learn the hard way there's that one exception retard who gets rich through wanton ignorance.

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u/EnvironmentalMall221 1d ago

Fking 🧙🧙🧙🧙 man. Well played

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u/EastEconomy3435 1d ago

Congrats man, that's a hell of a success! Any advice for someone in their late 30s trying to get theirs 1st 100k to 500k?

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u/ArtisanalCoder 1d ago

Fuck yeah. But I fucked up bad. I made $160k & saved in a savings account across 4 years Senior SWE, then had a family medical emergency. “Lost” most of it on expenses and now I’m super screwed.

Can’t find any decent SWE jobs that paid like they did pre-Claude. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to make that $160K again.

My mistake is that I didn’t park it in VOO or BrkB. So fucked right now.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Yeah, that sucks. The industry is really tightening up hiring, AI really did wipe out a lot of jobs.

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u/ApollosSin 1d ago

Holy shit, Im a truck driver and know how to use a variable. We're cooked 😔

Also they hirin? 😂

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u/Cryptic99 1d ago

Already have millions prior to gambling

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Combination of career and investing, but started with $0 in 2005.

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u/ianlulz 1d ago

In 2005 I had forty dollars in 12th birthday money and I spent it on a World of Warcraft sub.

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u/CalebVanPoneisen 1d ago

Not from a Redditor.

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u/Septon3 1d ago

Wow! Enjoy life and stay away from cocaine. Hookers are allowed.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I'll pass on both.

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u/Exact-Cry-7828 1d ago

History's thickest ink is blood, I wouldn't want my name written down in it either.

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u/Bernard_PT 1d ago

Watch out for Lego sets as well

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u/appearstobeidiot 1d ago

What do you plan to do with the money? Or is that a r/fatFIRE question? lol

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Chill out until the next bear market seems to be ending. I will invest again, but maybe not on margin.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug_893 1d ago

Maybe ;) come back regarded

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u/Unhappy_Painter4676 1d ago

I don't always do cocaine, but when I do, it's off the back of a hooker's ass.

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u/Old_Veterinarian7830 1d ago

The back end of the back end?

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u/Resident-Juice9763 1d ago

God, I see what you’ve done for others.

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u/Spongebob_Shartpants 1d ago

Dad? Mom told me to you wanted nothing to do with us and ran off before I was even born. This is what you’ve been doing? 

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u/CuteHand 1d ago

Just gotta start with $5 milly somehow

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u/Certain_Menu_8412 1d ago

“be grateful for whatever the market gives you” is easy to say when the market gave you a house in every zip code

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

And a lot harder when it gives you a loss and makes you reevaluate your process and your read on the market. I've taken a lot of losses over the years.

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u/MyFavoriteVoice 1d ago

As someone starting a business, I'd take those losses all day, you have to swing for the fences to get a home run!

I'm pretty boring with my investments, just hoping to get a good play into maybe paying off my 50k in debts, to speed up my investing. Most of my money going into my business makes it harder lol.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Yeah it's tough to split money between investments and a business that needs it. If your focus is not on the markets it can be real easy to lose track and get slammed out of nowhere. I mean I'm focused on the markets all day and it still caught me a bit off guard.

I'd probably just stick money in the business until you get a surplus and then trade with that. You can get in a lot of trouble trying to trade your way out of net debt.

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u/Popular_Register_440 1d ago

Meanwhile I sold a lot of my gold and slowly DCA’ed it into micron and gold went up like 25% and microns shit the bed 🤣

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u/SlightParticular9652 1d ago

You sold gold in a gold bull market to buy the top of AI stocks? Absolute retard.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

The semi trade can recover, but I don't think you're getting the unmitigated euphoria from April.

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u/ggblah 1d ago

I always like when these people gamble on leverage and then whey they sell they're all like: "my analysis says this is it, macro pressures, what can you do". Like at what point exactly in last couple of years did macro picture resemble any sense whatsoever?

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u/fuckudumbhead 1d ago

People like this convince themselves they are geniuses, just playing with more money

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u/MedalsNScars 1d ago

*Wizards

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u/Drauren 1d ago

People just need to make a few right decisions and most people will have some idea of why they made those decisions and why it made sense, even if they just got lucky.

I made some good money riding AMD up, and while I had an idea of why I entered the trade, I still just got lucky.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

The macro has been deteriorating for some time. But there are a few new data points with the inflation and rate hike picture. I'm a 1-minute tape reader - the price action over the last week told me that the bigger picture issues finally cracked the market.

The market is incredibly resilient and will often overlook bad macro for very long periods of time, so it still makes sense to invest even in a bad macro environment if there's another story that has legs supported by price action, like the AI trade over the past few years.

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u/teaat4pm 1d ago

Hey, how you read the market minute by minute? Isn't there too much noise?

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u/MDInvesting 1d ago

You losing 8 million since peak has me far firmer than your paper hands story.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I tried an extra SOXL swing long on margin that went really well and completely roundtripped.

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u/Jaydoesinvesting 1d ago

Holy shit balls thats the rest of your life sorted and not having to worry about a damn thing financially! And if you have a family, generational wealth. Kudos

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u/uberiffic 1d ago

Dude has $16 million+. He does NOT belong here with the retards.

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u/SmoothConfection1115 1d ago

I’d argue he does.

Let us have hope.

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u/guidoharley 1d ago

now you can date sydney sweeney

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u/CavalrySavagery 1d ago

And of course, a discord server

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u/StrebLab 1d ago

Yo what happens if you expand that screenshot from YTD to All?

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

The brokerage account transferred from Schwab to IBKR in November 2021, drew down in 2022 to $1m, got to $6m pre-tariff, drew down to $3m after, and grew from there. Can take a look at some of my old posts if you'd like.

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u/Rootenheimer Watches Jim Cramer porn with the subtitles on 1d ago

Respect.

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u/bollvirtuoso 1d ago

As a valuable member of this sub, I would like my cut, thanks.

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u/Sus198 1d ago

Selling is absolute the right decision. Probably we are at the top and only way forward is probably down.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

Not "absolute". It's entirely possible we rip from here. But the price action in the market gives me the ick that I have not felt in a while.

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u/Sus198 1d ago

And with that kind of profit, why risk it? Enjoy your retirement!

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u/Bernard_PT 1d ago

Man 16 mill is "do volunteer work for the rest of your life" kind of money

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u/rook119 1d ago

god didn't give him 16 million to help people, he gave him 16 million to lose overnight in the casino.

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u/Cryptosupergod 1d ago

Very nice job.

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u/PrestigiousDrag7674 1d ago

15x for 3 years? That’s crazy returns

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u/JustLivingSimply 1d ago

Lol people always going to find ways to hate.

Great job op

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u/Cow_cat11 1d ago

Why now of all times? There was multiple peaks that could have set you on track to think it's time to sell due to "macro pressure".

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u/Deep-Minimum7837 1d ago

Quit while you're ahead? $16 million in your pocket is far better than the Reddit awards of seeing $30 million in loss porn

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u/sarpedonx 1d ago

Am I reading this right though? He bought $3.5MM shares. He already had wealth.

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u/Past-Option2702 1d ago

You know why.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

That's true, but this was the first time the price action really seemed to show signs of deterioration. I'm a 1-minute tape reader. Something about it is very, very off since Friday.

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u/Ancient_Tank9316 1d ago

Is this a joke? You read 1 min tape for a 16m long term decision?

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u/Past-Option2702 1d ago

I think you’re on to it.

He read one minute tapes since February and just now realized the one minute reads told him to sell everything.

😂😅😭😆🤡

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u/Ancient_Tank9316 1d ago

🤣 he's highly regarded

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u/CEO_of_SOXL 1d ago

You’re completely out of equities? Seems aggressive but then so was your trading style

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u/ilikecakeandpie 1d ago

donate some to me and call it a write off please

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u/Bob_the_peasant 1d ago

Why Wizard?

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

There's a LeetCode problem called Sum of Total Strength of Wizards that involves a tricky double prefix sum and has become a sort of running joke among my people. I like the idea of being a wizard.

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u/SoulRunGod 1d ago

bro you don’t need to explain anyone that doesn’t recognize a wizards power doesn’t need to know.

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u/Grand-Print-743 1d ago

Hate this for you, wish it was me

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u/Thetagang888 1d ago

Mfcker lost a Milly in a day like it ain’t shit. 

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u/everySmell9000 1d ago

for some reason i first read this as a +16k gain and thought, oh hey not bad.

but wow, what a play. So, now you gotta pay like 5M in taxes yeah??

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u/masegesege_ 1d ago

Read that wrong and thought you put 16 milly on the movie stock.

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

That stock is hot garbage. Never played it, never will.

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u/Informal-Lime6396 1d ago

He sold? Pump it.

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u/Wadesy12 1d ago

Not one question so far about conviction or what convinced him of the trade in the first place. OP what convinced you to buy originally plus hold through the swing

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u/DubiousChemistry 1d ago

I had been eyeing some beaten down tech post-tariff and didn't want to do TQQQ again after I ate a 40% drawdown off ATH. AMD was kind of hanging around, I went all in at 100 pre-earnings, backed out the next day at 96, take another shot at it on a run to 123, stopped out at 121.

And then one random day in June it puts in the cleanest green candle off the open I've ever seen out of it and buy the breakout. It never came back to my cost basis.

It had a great story with MI series chips that could take market share off NVDA and was more attractively priced for growth.

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u/goodknight94 1d ago

You're a gambling addict. You hit big, now go hire the best shrink money can buy and don't touch the market again. SP500 index fund will keep you in Ferraris and first class forever

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u/Jolly_News240 1d ago

Enjoy! So youre basically saying trading etfs and stocks on leverage is better than options

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