r/whatisit • u/Diezelhoffen • 2d ago
New, what is it? Large Silicon ring
Found this outside next to a hotel. Google says wedding band, but that's not possible. 1.5" +/- diameter.
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 2d ago
A large silicone ring...
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u/Lemnisgames 2d ago
Touched with hands of another
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 2d ago
And OP is touching it...lol
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u/Diezelhoffen 2d ago
I frequent this forum. Those are not my hands.
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u/Sonderbergh 2d ago
„Hey, can you pick up that thing that looks like a cock ring and hold it into the camera for me?”
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u/Commercial_Bird8467 2d ago
Hold it like its a precious gemstone. Yep perfect hold on..... ooops, that's video...... awesome got it. Put it in your pocket for me until the internet sees this and confirms my suspiciouns
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u/dankhimself 2d ago
Yup, just as I thought. It's for dicks...
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u/SupermassiveCanary 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/aripesYUDy3sbLm2WP
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u/jennifern1325 2d ago
You could fit a cylinder in there
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u/Diezelhoffen 2d ago
Yes... I am looking for it's intended purpose and if I should be heckling my friend endlessly for picking it up.
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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2d ago
I regret to inform you that that is a cock ring. ☹️
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u/Cwilkes704 2d ago
It’s their “friend”, there’s no regret here.
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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2d ago
Ah, yes, OP's "friend" who is totally a completely different person from OP.
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u/VegasRoy 2d ago
HEY! He goes to a different school, Ok? It’s a private school so you probably never heard of it. Why are you asking me so many questions?!?
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u/OkStinki 2d ago
hey now, that's a balls ring
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u/cheesesteakhellscape 2d ago
Totally agree. it's for the whole tacklebox isn't it?
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u/OkStinki 2d ago
mmmmhm, thread it through and pull. watch it grow! watch it change color!
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u/throwaway392145 2d ago
Get your game on, go play!
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u/BlueEyedGranger 2d ago
Friends don’t let friends pick up cock rings
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u/Rampag169 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
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u/gaychitect 2d ago
As a gay man, if I saw this just lying around, I would not pick it up.
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u/No-Tower-5119 1d ago
As a gay handyman, could be an o-ring for something, but still not chancing it
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u/RoyRoger20 1d ago
My wife’s boyfriend says he always has to put one on before they shut the bedroom door trying to find stuff under the bed…any idea?
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u/GearHead54 2d ago
Reset the counter - zero days since someone wished they had worn gloves
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u/Man-e-questions 2d ago
Well, he probably tried it on to see if it fit, after learning its a cock ring.
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u/WastedDesert 2d ago
“Oh you found a big silicon ring? Ok ok, don’t panic, we’re all thinking it, but it could still be from a bunch of different things... And you found it where?”
Outside a hotel.
“😭”
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u/ClappinCheeksAllDay 2d ago
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u/wafflehousebattle 2d ago
New reaction meme just dropped.
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u/eatmeouttobrianeno 2d ago
It's like a fish staring at me from it tank , probably near the bubbler.
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u/Lignified 2d ago
Go wash your hands
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u/theladykt 2d ago
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u/Diezelhoffen 2d ago
Added context. It's tastes washed.
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u/My_Favourite_Pen 2d ago
we need a circlejerk sub at this point lol
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u/Diezelhoffen 2d ago
The post was a genuine question, I assumed there would be degenerate humor; but the best answer seems to be part of a suitcase wheel.
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u/death2all55 2d ago
It would just be cock rings and cone snails.
Edit: that would make a great album title
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u/nakey_nikki 2d ago
Cock rings and cone snails and strange pills lay hidden.
I found this weird clump made my mouth numb when bitten.
Dildos and weed vapes such confusion bring.
So I post them all and ask what is this thing?
When the light blinks. When the rods buzz. Weird thing my son had. I simply post to r/whatisit and reddit makes me feel sooooo baaaaad.
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u/Dear_Lab_2270 2d ago
I wish there was one. There's so many bait posts that make it to the front page.
"Hey what's this double sided purple penis shaped cylinder I found on the ground and picked up with my bare hands?"
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u/GroundbreakingAide63 2d ago
I would almost guarantee it’s a wheel from a rolling suitcase. It’s the tire part. I know this because I work for an airline and see them all the time and a hotel makes sense.
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u/South_Budget_6110 2d ago
Why are guys putting their dicks through the tires of luggage wheels?
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u/SmokeySFW 2d ago
I want to agree but i see ZERO wear where it would touch the ground. Seems like those wheels would be scuffed from the very first time you used it.
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u/cockOfGibraltar 2d ago
Hopefully for OP it's this and he didn't take pictures of himself touching someone's old cock ring.
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u/Krispenedladdeh542 2d ago
I am choosing to believe it’s this. 1.5 inches in diameter is a massive cockring. Not outside the scope of possibility I suppose but like, damn. Lol
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u/ChungusReaper 2d ago
That’s a pretty standard size cock ring in a variety pack, they usually come in multiple size packs ranging from way too small to way too big.
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u/medicjake 2d ago edited 2d ago
Hey bud, I’ve got the exact same brand. Should’ve worn gloves.
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u/OnlyRow7629 2d ago
You sir have a hog
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u/Educational-Pie-9509 2d ago
Nah these things are for putting around the base of your D&B
Edit: my uhhh friend told me
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u/Altruistic_Break_227 2d ago
I mean.. google is technically correct. It’s a wedding band. Not just for your finger.
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u/Intrepid-Diamond-315 2d ago
It’s for dick. It’s called a penis ring and it affects your penile blood flow.
Why the fuck the majority of posts here are about something sexual and/or about drugs or at least something with a double meaning?
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u/mani-padme 2d ago
My hot take? They know what they’re doing and what it is, just seeking engagement. “Karma farming” n whatnot
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u/KoolDiscoDan 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hMN4LbnxS2tMY29Vc1
It's a napkin ring.
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u/cc9536 2d ago
Shit - I threw that out the other day as I was leaving a hotel because it was too small. Can't believe you found it haha
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u/ShazRockwell 2d ago
My friend, you could have taken that picture in any number of different ways other than the way you are gripping that thing right now.
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u/Strange_Account_3828 2d ago
Need to admit, the diameter is very impressive...
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u/ZealousidealChair900 2d ago
Think that's the kind to go around the balls too
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u/No_Management_Skills 2d ago
That has definitely been around someone's twig and berries, wash you hands!
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u/Croakerboo 2d ago
Wow. Been a minute since I've seen someone pickup a strange cock throttler with bare hands.
Goes around the base of sack and shaft.
Go wash your hands.
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u/Cautious_Buy_8467 2d ago
How stretchy is it? Looks like a cock ring but the silicone ones usually have a lot of give so you dont cut off blood flow to your pp and lose it
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u/MadamStrawberry14 2d ago
Hey bud, someone's twig and berries went through that... Use protection next time you want to explore things you see in the wild.
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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 2d ago
It's a ring for a guy that people in town call "the horse."
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u/Apprehensive_Cow2296 2d ago
I remember finding that under my dad’s side of the bed as a kid
https://giphy.com/gifs/yqHZMBj2OomV9zMuea
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u/jay1ru 2d ago
*silicone Silicon would not go well, there is a huge difference. Feel free to research
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u/amusedmisanthrope 2d ago
Jaw exerciser. You just pop that in your mouth and bit down on it. Give a try.
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u/Vexxiel623 2d ago
Why do people see unknown xyz thing on the ground and go "Ah yes I should pick that up with my bare ass hands.".
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u/OddWishbone243 2d ago
Clues:
- Not all rings are worn on fingers.
- What do people do at hotels?
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u/heyy_assman 2d ago
Holding it with 2 hands.....smh. Why don't you just try it on for size at this point?
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u/SettingGreen3880 2d ago
Most cock rings I've seen don't look like that, but I also wouldn't be putting bare hands on that just in case.
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u/PeanutTimely6846 2d ago
I hope he sanitized it before touching that, or at least, washed his hands afterwards.
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