r/whenthe • I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri • 22h ago

flair that makes automod ban you for a week Ts is NOT the same as "unalive" and "graped"

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! 22h ago

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u/zandaztu Its my pleasure-ready to die. 22h ago

No their teacher was actually a pdf file. Like a Google doc and shit

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u/MothTwinkThing 21h ago

Worlds first downloadable teacher

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u/Dragon640 chicken butt 18h ago

Actually they're at least second, I had a .JPEG file teacher in elementary.

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u/AutisticAnarchy Gay Vampire 22h ago

Misread frick as trick for a second chat am I cooked?

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u/tehGoldenNut 22h ago

Are you perhaps a plumber?

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u/breno280 21h ago

Please for fucks sake can we end the myth that dih and ahh are self censorship?!!! They’re not, they’re just onomatopeias of specific african american dialects. They predate internet censorship by a looooong while.

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u/zandaztu Its my pleasure-ready to die. 22h ago

Your so fricking smexy OP

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u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri 22h ago

Frick me in the ahh tonight and fill me up really good, smexy man~ 😋

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u/zandaztu Its my pleasure-ready to die. 22h ago

Oh thank god the autoban flair doesnt actually work i was gonna comment "your so fricking smexy I wanna Frick your ahh with my dih," but I stopped myself because that would be inappropriate and very uncalled for

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u/Tugatitabella80 22h ago

OP has zam gyat or something, idk

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u/krashedyocomputer 20h ago

still better than the "unalive" or "graped" atleast

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u/altaltaltaltbin 16h ago

Ok but the actual internet censorship is genuinely painful, like I heard someone talking about pol pot say “mass Cambodian deletion”

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 22h ago

recent vocal stim i’ve created for my dog:

“stooh ahh dah wih dah bi’ ahh buh’”

and i say it like a repetitive rap chorus

the meme’ing will continue until weight improves

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 22h ago

here she is with the grave i dug for her

jk it was for tomato plants

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u/lilac_scug 22h ago

i think part of it that nobody talks about is how most autocorrect/predictive text things avoid “sensitive content” a lot of the time.

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u/WhentheTropesAndFavs Yeah… I’m ThemeMan 22h ago

I grew up with Dashiegames so Dih is actually funny to me

Ahh I could care less about, it ruins the sentence for me if spoken out loud

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u/tehGoldenNut 22h ago

Also fudge and shoot

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 20h ago

I thought they were designed to be disintensifiers? Detensifiers? What the hell is the opposite of “intensifier”?
Anyway like afaik the whole idea is, for example: if you feel like you wanna say “big-ass bus”, but the bus isnt big enough to be THAT shocking, but it’s still notable enough to be a step above “a bus that kinda just happens to be big”, that’s when it’s useful to say “big-ahh bus”.
And when you say “hop on this dihh”, it’s more casual and laid back than “hop on this dick” which is more forward and assertive.
Shit like grape and unalive havent had that same development, nor did they come about for the same reasons.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 8h ago

no dude I did not, I just did not use any of those words

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u/L0fiRonin 21h ago

ahh, dih, smexy and frick are equally dumb tbh

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u/Sadworld99 22h ago

It's aave. Smexy and Frick very much aren't

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 21h ago

This is why I say to people who use these minced terms on here that they don't need to do it to avoid the algorithm, but reassure them doing it for the bit is okay.

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u/Ayotha 18h ago

This sounded better in your head OP

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u/ProutIgnoble 22h ago

Pussy trying to act tough by self censoring themselves