Margaret laid and ate her eggs, while Yolanda sat comfortably upon them in hopes they would hatch

[u/themuleskinner]

[u/Spectrum1523]

I feel like I haven't seen this sub in years

[u/themuleskinner → u/Spectrum1523]

Welcome back. We missed you, too

[u/Thereminz → u/Spectrum1523]

yeah why'd it just pop up?

[u/themuleskinner → u/Thereminz]

There's usually 4-6 months between posts

[u/EfficientTourist7480]

Is the egg required to make the linked product work?

[u/themuleskinner → u/EfficientTourist7480]

Yes. Otherwise it would just be called "The Sitter"

[u/No_Cook2983 → u/EfficientTourist7480]

They did it wrong.

The egg was supposed to contain heroin baggies.

[u/LethalInjectionRD]

Oh shit this just reminded me I need to post more to this sub. Thanks my guy

[u/themuleskinner]

Source: The Egg Sitter

[u/blacksoxing → u/themuleskinner]

Three things:

• The participants, who were rivaling a local community theater, were SUPER animated

• The concept of this and what they're selling feel drastically different. My ass may have a good cushion but that doesn't mean I'm going to have great posture because of it or even enjoy sitting on this for a long time.

• The last lady was a freak and I fucking love it

.....AND WE'RE SO BACK, BABY!!!!

[u/repost_inception]

Does this cause mad chicken disease ?

[u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA → u/repost_inception]

I could see them being pretty pissed off, yeah.

[u/MrDrProfesorPatrick]

Yes, fantastic work OP!

[u/JazzHandsFan]

Very informative review: https://youtu.be/MZg2uK5o1dY

[u/themuleskinner → u/JazzHandsFan]

The commitment of those two reviewers makes me want to sit on eggs for comfort and other deeds

[u/NothingReallyAndYou]

The person who sits down and the person who stands up are two different people. They're wearing different clothes, sitting on different chairs, and in different locations.

But other than that tiny unimportant detail, it's a totally believable demonstration...

[u/AirmanElmo]

That’s crazy, I saw that ad on a hotel TV in Turks and Caicos last night, never before my life, and now it’s on Reddit.

[u/ElFeesho]

The cut before they actually crack the egg is really face palm worthy.

[u/ironfist221]

Always a good day when another post comes up here. Gotta blow the dust off once in a while

[u/SkyeMreddit]

Why is that part of the ad in black and white??? That is for the terrible conditions before this guy's incredible product!

This is meant to show how soft the cushion is. The egg sinks into it rather than crushing

[u/number__ten]

https://reddit.com/link/pcxvevd/video/0sb0bl3f8lsh1/player

[u/tedsmitts]

Woo woo. I like that. I’d sit on that all day.