r/wholesomegreentext • u/Zozakann • May 30 '26

Femanon gets a boyfriend

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u/SinceWayLastMay May 30 '26

Iā€™m old but every hour? Every hour??

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u/ZellHall May 30 '26

That's how it is when you're young haha

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u/slayerx1779 May 31 '26

Can confirm. Dated my first girlfriend at 16. We were sending messages at least once every waking hour, too.

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u/ExcessiveWisdom 14d ago

Im in my 20s still getting crushes that, were they reciprocated, id probably go through a brief phase of this

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u/slayerx1779 13d ago

That's how I was in my 20s, too (not that long ago; I only turned 30 this year).

Just cause you're an adult, doesn't mean you aren't young.

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u/Commandmaster_92 May 30 '26

Real and straight

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u/SquirrelSmart Jun 01 '26

I completely forgot that I joined this subreddit, and getting jumpscared by a wholesome greentext after having a shitty day was really nice

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u/Juild Jun 01 '26

Man I wish I had a boyfriend to be gay with :(

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u/WishyRainbowRoo Jun 03 '26

Guhhh Iā€™m like this with a work crush, wasted a whole day messaging him šŸ˜­šŸ˜…

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u/High_C_Livin Jun 03 '26

Does he know?

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u/aphrodite98wav Jun 05 '26

STOP REPOSTING THIS IM SO BORED

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u/crysadaboutit Jun 20 '26

The fall will be catastrophic

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u/AsaBurns Jun 27 '26

The pipeline shows itself again.

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u/nolaz010 16d ago

Fake: Women don't exist on 4Chan.

Gay: Women don't exist on 4Chan.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/Mercury_Dumbass May 30 '26

USE THE FUCKING CAT NOT THAT IDIOT

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u/LucyLuvvvv May 30 '26

it's that fucking gif guy that I hate.

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u/ZellHall May 30 '26

Who is he?

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u/3ii3i3k3k3i8s May 31 '26

He's a guy named Benjamins. What he does is that he gets his viewers to mass report gifs of famous memes and makes a different version of the gifs in which he inserts himself in. This way, he forces people to use his gifs instead of the original gifs.

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u/Jindo5 Jun 05 '26

As a Benjamin, this man is a disgrace to our name