r/whoselineisitanyway • • 15d ago

800 songs on 300 CDs

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All about... HOR---ROR

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u/Patriotic-Organist 15d ago

"You know, Colin..."

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"I've got a bit of a bug. And I'm a little jittery. Jittery bug. Jittery bug! JITTER BUG!"

"WOW! nice segue"

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u/mrwishart 15d ago

Bend-a-car..... PAT BENATAR!

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u/OtakuSonic 15d ago

Colin: Wait a minute... Bed... Cot.... Filly... Paper... RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!!!
Ryan: Nothing like it...

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u/Patriotic-Organist 15d ago

Yes. You're not the only master of segues.

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u/BillJackaus 15d ago

Why, I'd pay up to $50,000. But, I'm an idiot!

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u/Patriotic-Organist 15d ago

And you're from Canada. So with the exchange...

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u/AlduinIsAGeordie 15d ago

IM STILL AN IDIOT!

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u/impendingfuckery Only Hugh can prevent florist friars! 15d ago

This might be a hot take. But Colin and Ryan’s banter is the best part of this game to me. I enjoy some of the songs Wayne did. But it’s ironic that the funniest part of Greatest Hits to me is the stuff between them. Instead of the songs themselves (not to say they’re all bad. They’ve had some hilarious songs in the past).

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 15d ago

there's a compilation on YouTube that's about 2 1/2 hours of just Ryan and Colin (except for a blooper of when Brad and Wayne are singing)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Lmv1rDXRM&pp=ygUnd2hvc2UgbGluZSBncmVhdGVzdCBoaXRzIGNvbGluIGFuZCByeWFu

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u/1OO_ 15d ago

what are you waiting for!? drop the link!

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u/baymax18 15d ago

Definitely agree. Tapioca and Backstreet Boys were both Greatest Hits lol.

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u/WeatherSpiritual 15d ago

One of the funniest lines from Colin (and yes, it's from Newscasters): "Welcome to the 6 o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Noah, She's Having My Baby." And another couple of funny names, "Lars Lars Pants on Fars" and "Puffy Don't Need Combs". lol

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u/OtakuSonic 15d ago

My favorites were "Woodrow But Don't Have A Paddle", "Pierre Cause My Bladder's Empty" and "Francis Full Of French People".

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u/radiokungfu 15d ago

My personal favorite is after one of Wayne's sport bits, Colin says, "This just in Beverly Hills 90210...Cleveland Browns 3."

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u/WeatherSpiritual 15d ago

That one was hilarious!

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u/Yoshiman400 Could you explain to us all the different "STILES" they have? 15d ago

"We're watching animal porn!"

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u/jamiexx89 15d ago

One of the few times I think Colin was full on embarrassed about what he just said…

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u/Yoshiman400 Could you explain to us all the different "STILES" they have? 15d ago

He had at least two in Irish Drinking Song: "Joe had a nice bone!" and "It looked like someone had beat her!"

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u/Patriotic-Organist 15d ago

"Mary had a little lamb! We'll be right back in just a second."

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u/latrodectal 15d ago

“mary had a little lamb will be back after this!”

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u/indecisivesloth 15d ago

There's an interview out there where Colin said it was their favorite game because he and Ryan could riff and the singers could do their thing, playing to everyone's strengths.

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u/baggington 12d ago

100% they are the best bit! I sometimes skip the songs, especially on rewatches. Never been my favourite type of improv no matter who is doing them.

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u/vairhoads 15d ago

I always loved seeing “Greatest Hits”. The banter between the two of them was always best part. My favorite singing sections were when Chip was with Wayne. Chip always seemed to be having the most fun up there.

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 15d ago

"we have more songs on this cd than we can count"

"well I said earlier there were only six, *but you just keeped on talkin***"

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u/AlduinIsAGeordie 15d ago

My fav part is when Chip and Wayne had to do a Sting/The Police song and they both hit the “oh waaay oh!” at the same time. Best duo for Greatest Hits.

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u/trappedslider 15d ago

We're watching animal porn!

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 15d ago

A masterpiece of inappropriate hilarity 😂😂😂😂

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u/WeatherSpiritual 15d ago

Mary Had a Little Lamb. We'll be right back in just a second. But ju---

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u/Feisty_Bag_5284 15d ago

I don't know what's better Ryan's laugh or Colin's suddenly realisation of what he said

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 15d ago

Colin’s head in his hands!

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u/Spleenzorio 15d ago

BACKSTREET BOYS?!

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u/RayneShikama 15d ago

Did anyone else hear an Arctic Tern?

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u/TheJesseClark 15d ago edited 14d ago

I remember one that was something like,

“Hey Colin, how much would you pay for a blues greatest hits collection?”

“Oh I don’t know, $20?”

“…well this one is actually $29.95.”

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u/RedLostThomasWho 15d ago

Bull of Heaven if they were in the 90s

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u/Necronoxious 14d ago

Two of my most favorite Colin replies:

"Tapioooooca!!!"

And.....

"BACKSTREETBOYS!?!"

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle 15d ago

"hhhhoooorrrrrooorrrrrr"

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u/Feisty_Bag_5284 15d ago

300 songs on 800 CDs

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u/xoxoBug 15d ago

This show was and always will be the best show of all time

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u/Chocklateicecream 15d ago

“300 songs on ONE cd. But it’s a big one!”

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 14d ago

and it's made out of chocolate!

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u/alzzzzzzzz 15d ago

Bed cot philly paper? Red Hot Chili Peppers

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u/BonyBobCliff 9d ago

We have 4,000 songs... on 4,000 CDs. They're very, very long songs. But we've condensed them for the purposes of selling this CD set.