r/williamsburg • • 1d ago

Roberta’s is closing…

Check this bitchy sign out

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u/Neon_Marquee 1d ago

That domino park stretch of stores is such a wind swept dead end of bland.

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u/Jaded_Hyena_3522 18h ago

They turned Domino Park into the Hudson Yards of Williamsburg

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u/Extension_Plant7262 1h ago

Hudson Yards are least isn't pretending to really be much different than a glorified office park a la canary wharf

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u/WolfRelic 1d ago

Generic upper middle class suburban buckshot.

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u/RBNYSPEZIAL 23h ago

Area sucks and feels AI generated

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u/whmm22 22h ago

Its really really a soulless development. It feels like an office park

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u/zacobin 20h ago

That's because it is an office park

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u/Alternative_Lock9846 7h ago

Perhaps , however , the views are second to none! It does require over $2 million for a one bedroom!!!

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u/Flimsy-Gur2347 16h ago

Agree, but these bland places tend to be nice for families with kids. No hypey crowds, decent enough food, enough of a vibe to accept the tradeoffs for space to put a stroller etc. My family will miss this location.

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u/Detective_NYC 2h ago

and boring young tech kids. Nice kids, but give them a Starbucks, Lululemon, and a Warby Parker; that's all they need to feel cool.

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u/RustnKrust 21h ago

What’s bitchy about the signs? They express no emotion whatsoever, just boilerplate signage. If you mean it’s bitchy to post the sign about how much they owe because it’s a public place for all to see, I think that’s a requirement for the landlord when they are going through the eviction process rather then a “let’s shame them in the eyes of the public for NOT paying their bills” lol

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u/Dramatic-Care-7941 1d ago

The rents are too damn high

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u/wulfcasting 22h ago

Kind of shocked the rent was only 13k…

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u/ModernNero 3h ago

A tiny bodega that doesn’t get much foot traffic told me their rent is close to 8k in park slope so yeah, Roberta’s had it pretty good for being that size/location

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u/Detective_NYC 2h ago

how can that be?, that size has to be at least 40 to 50k/month

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u/lambretta76 17h ago

Seriously. Can I have that space for that rent?!

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u/LAST_NIGHT_WAS_WEIRD 14h ago

Apparently you can! Go get em tiger!

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u/bobdownie 1d ago

Maybe if the pizzas were $35 they could afford rent. Sad world we live in.

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u/07238 1d ago

Oh just this location is closing… I was worried for a sec.

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u/inelectricnoir 1d ago

They flew to close to the sun.

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u/BillyZoomTheCat 1d ago

This is what happens when you don't pay rent.

What gets me is how much it is.

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u/theegiftogab 21h ago

A lot of it had to do with management. They went through like 10 different GMs at that location within two years. The final nail in the coffin was when they stopped doing catering out of that location which was a big percentage of their sales. Idk the og bushwick location was always the better spot in my opinion.

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u/fjriejfbgjsiwi23i48v 23h ago

Did they not pay rent on purpose to get kicked out?

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u/Bootes 1d ago

How big was this space? I looked at retail space in a building like this, but nowhere near as high trafficked area and they wanted similar rents.

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u/DSXLC 1d ago

Even though the area is “high trafficked” I never felt like the businesses were.

Could just be me, but everytime I walked past, I did just that: walk past.

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u/Swimming-Tip-2066 23h ago

The street appeal is not one inviting you inside

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u/Detective_NYC 2h ago

Because you can't even tell where the entrance is

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u/Signal_Drop_9641 21h ago

the place was always closed too early. Every time i got there they said 'sry kitchen closed'. I noticed so many spots whose business hours close so early now and they wonder why they have no business. Well, if ur never open for business what do you expect... what happened to the city that never sleeps!

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u/akaifriend 18h ago

They shoulda left glasslands and 285 kent

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u/imfake19 1d ago

Damn remember when Roberta’s was cool. They could probably pay rent back then

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u/RecycledAccountName 1d ago

This location was never cool

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u/Rekj16 20h ago

I actually went with some friends randomly a few weeks ago and was very pleasantly surprised. Everything was pretty great despite the scale up to corporate blando aesthetic.

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u/Revolver_Caracal 1d ago

$14k/month in rent that’s it???

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u/whmm22 22h ago

for real

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u/zdk 22h ago

Yeah this seems like half what it should be

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u/butter_romper 17h ago

maybe move in cost was expensive

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u/theskilledwon 16h ago

If not for gentrification, 99% of you would have never stepped foot in bushwick, this used to be no go territory

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u/beuceydubs 14h ago

This is the Domino Park location closing, not Bushwick

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u/Mz_Macross1999 16h ago

I remember no one wanting to get off the L past Metropolitan

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u/Shamanduh 7h ago

I used to get some shade from when I lived off the J train at myrtle broadway like 18 years ago, by some dude who fixed mopeds for a living. Asking me where i lived, me telling him, then him being like, “oh, so you like live in Canarsie?” And would then throw that into casual conversations afterwards as some sort of jab, as if I cared, or should care.

Like dude, I’m poor, but you choose to live in Greenpoint, next to a legit superfund site… so ‘hip’, now get off my ass.

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u/No-Pineapple-1721 3h ago

I lived off the Kosciusko stop in 2002, my coworker who was born and raised in Williamsburg was so scared for me. Ha Ha. I loved that apartment though.

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u/Swimming-Tip-2066 23h ago

You have to sell 20-30 pies a day just to cover that rent. Seems like a risky endeavor

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u/whmm22 22h ago

Noth sure of your math but most people order more than one and that minimum 15-20 covers a night... probably getting screwed on operational & alcohol sales and food costs/waste

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u/LouisSeize 17h ago

Risky? How much do you think they do deliveries off the apps every day?

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u/ianmac47 18h ago

Recession indicator.

Also it will be fool's errand to pay $15,000 a month in that space before the new towers are finished, and maybe even after.

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u/LouisSeize 17h ago

This isn’t a sign, but a legal notice. What’s “bitchy” about Two Trees demanding the rent Roberta’s agreed to pay?

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u/TapResponsible4364 15h ago

I'm confused - their rent is only 13k a month for that location ? It's huge probably 3-4k so feet... a one bedroom apartment in that same building is 600 sq feet and costs like 6500 a month. I would think the Roberta's would be at least 30-40k a month unless they got some discount promo deal for the first few years . I know little about real estate so curious what everyone else thinks

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u/SpunkyXL 23h ago

No restaurants will be renewing leases

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u/Organic-Hovercraft-3 1d ago

Hot take: the pizza is not that good. And it is pretty expensive for pizza.

Pizza should not be some restaurant style food. Get me a decent nyc slice for a few bucks. Not some doughy small ass Roberta's pie for $27

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u/ITS_MY_PENIS_8eeeD 22h ago

disagree. i liked their bee sting pizza.

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u/whmm22 22h ago

Bee Sting is the best.

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u/Organic-Hovercraft-3 22h ago

Ehh. It's just a hot honey pizza. Was not very special.

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u/whmm22 21h ago

Ehhh Or maybe Its a personal preference, and you dont need to ruin someone's happiness with your opinion that you could easily keep to yourself.

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u/schoolbus_bomber 21h ago

Your happiness is ruined…from that??

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u/grotskyaf 18h ago

Lmao “ruin someone’s happiness” because he didn’t like the hot honey pizza is crazy work

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u/whmm22 17h ago

yeah you've clearly never tried it. Fine, since the f'n word 'happiness' bothers your miserable ass so much: 'Ruins someones personal enjoyment of a specific item'

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u/Sea-Warthog23 16h ago

Owner of Roberta’s has entered the chat

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u/Ok-Report-126 21h ago

Comments like this are fucking hilarious. What the fuck do you think people are here for? Everyone on Reddit is talking about their opinion. One person says they like something and someone else says it’s not that great. It’s not a personal attack. 

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u/Organic-Hovercraft-3 21h ago

Hence hot take

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u/whmm22 17h ago

And yet youre still wrong.

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u/Extension-Can5718 23h ago

Why not we have both lol that way if we feel like a an NYC slice we have it, if we feel like a sit down for a wood-fired we also have it 🧠

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u/Background-Vast487 15h ago

Macoletta is much better

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u/Organic-Hovercraft-3 22h ago

You could have both. But imo Roberta's is not very good. Try Razza for a good date night pie. NYT said best in NYC !

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u/whmm22 21h ago

"Ehh. Razza is not very special"

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u/Ok-Report-126 21h ago

The person you’re replying to has just been having a conversation and sharing opinions. You are now actually attacking them. You’re the only one here that’s being a dick.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Ok-Report-126 21h ago

And what do you mean, “see”? Do you think that you’re replying to someone in this thread that shared an opinion on anything? Because I haven’t. Your point is ridiculous. I can’t even imagine how someone like you would face actual adversity. Gen Z much?

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u/Ok-Report-126 21h ago

Once again, you’re the only one here, throwing negativity

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/herladyshipssoap 21h ago

They published some recipes in NYT cooking and I enjoy making their pizzas at home.

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u/Skebet 3h ago

NYT cooking is when you know it’s over.

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u/Similar-Interaction5 22h ago

Agreed. Way overrated and over priced. If I go for any reason I just get the pasta.

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u/devoida 23h ago

I agree. I went there and couldn't figure out what the hoopla was about. Same with Scarrs. But their caesar salad was really tasty.

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u/Detective_NYC 2h ago

Scarrs went waaay downhill. Got a slice there last week; it had holes in it, with the cheese melting through. They replaced it with a burnt slice, and the guy wiped sweat from his forehead and grabbed my slice by the hand. Also the lines were gone the place was totally empty.

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u/Acceptable-Ratio-219 1d ago

I used to live across the street decades ago. The idea of the rent being this high now is so wild.

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u/sbelleza 1d ago

You used to live at domino park?

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u/Acceptable-Ratio-219 1d ago edited 22h ago

Oh did not realize this was the domino park location, as the post just says Roberta's. I assumed it was referring to the original Bushwick location. I apologize for not reading the fine print of an eviction notice.

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u/Laxziy 1d ago

Domino park didn’t exist even a decade ago

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u/sbelleza 23h ago

Still there was never housing across that street lol

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u/SueForPeas 23h ago

But there wasn’t housing there.

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u/Alternative_Lock9846 7h ago

I was born and raised in Williamsburg on South 3rd st . Kent Avenue was industrial blight!  Old factories , stripped abandoned cars. Prostitution !And this was how Kent was back in the day! However, after 50 years away from Willy B. I decided to purchase one of these condos not Domino, even nicer. I guess Willy B is in my soul.

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u/Bjc0201 11h ago

I walk by this place often and I never knew it was a pizza spot...it looked like they were getting a good business base on the crowd on weekends.🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Acesandink666 1d ago

Lol , they make enough on a Saturday to pay that.

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u/sbelleza 1d ago

This location doesn’t

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u/whmm22 22h ago

Summer sales probably down. Nobody local stays in town on the weekends.

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u/Yonigajt 1d ago

Gentrification having us see so many things close on metropolitan, Milk bar closed recently too, honestly let’s pray Golden Dragon doesn’t close

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u/RecycledAccountName 1d ago

I don’t think gentrification is even the right word for what is happening at this point.

Google says the word is hypergentrification. End stage gentrification also appears very appropriate.

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u/Sherbert-Particular 22h ago

My fucking dentist moved because Rolex bought the entire building he was in and raised rent from $15,000 to $38,000.

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u/Yonigajt 21h ago

Jesús Christ dude everything local will be gone

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u/Ando0o0 23h ago

We had a word back in the day for small towns so not sure it would fit but it’s something similar to mall-fucked.

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u/Yonigajt 21h ago

We peaked in 90s to 2010s, good old days

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u/GirlsWasGoodNona 23h ago

Blaming gentrification for the closing of milk bar of all things is hilarious to me

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u/JetmoYo 21h ago

One person's Black Betty or Enid's is another person's Milk Bar ha

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u/Gromp1 20h ago

I’m so stuck on this. Losing Milk Bar is not the neighborhood gentrification canary in the coal mine. That canary died 20 years ago at that point.

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u/Yonigajt 21h ago

Look at the rents

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u/GirlsWasGoodNona 21h ago

It’s that milk bar opening in the area was the gentrification in the first instance. What’s been happening is beyond that

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u/yarnhammock 18h ago

Yeah I mean it’s a stretch… I think people just don’t care about it anymore 😅

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u/ChornWork2 23h ago

how dare gentrification kill milk bar

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u/HangryWormPrince 20h ago

??? If we are going to talk businesses and gentrification, isn't Roberta's the face of gentrification?  

Same goes for milk bar.  The hipsters came first, then these businesses opened. 

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u/chinga_tu_barra 10h ago

roberta’s literally started it all. then more and more chefs + restaurants came. then so too did the rents. pot kettle black.

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u/Ok-Report-126 21h ago

lol. You don’t know what gentrification is. Also, milk bar is still open. There are a million American Chinese places in New York that you can eat at if golden dragon ever closes. In the meantime, you could try some actual Chinese food. There are a few good spots in the neighborhood.

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u/Remarkable-Peak-420 1d ago edited 16h ago

Wait Milk Bar closed? Damn.

Edit: it reopens every day apparently, nice

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u/Comfortable-Power-71 23h ago

It’s not. I’m standing in front of it and it’s open.

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u/emFire_ 21h ago

This is a stupid comment. If it weren’t for gentrification you wouldn’t even have nice places like these opening in the first place

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u/brotried2blockme 18h ago

Shit is an ouroboros when it shouldn't be. Place is cheap, people come in and take advantage of the cheapness to open up creative venues and establishments, place gets expensive as a result, then places that made it cool in the first place are forced to close and only well capitalized chains open up shop. Fuck that. Would be great to keep things at the "cool stuff and affordable" stage but that doesn't seem to exist in this country. They got it in Tokyo and a lot of European cities, even London has it a lot more than NYC, but nope America can't have that, greed has to take in and self destruct every single little fucking thing. There's places in Bushwick with nothing there but shuddered shops but the rents are priced in to reflect gentrification that doesn't even exist. Gentrification is such a shit show it prices out shit before it even gentrifies, just the anticipation of it is enough even if it doesn't come.

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u/Ok-Report-126 21h ago

You’re talking about a pizza place that sells like $30 pizzas. This isn’t a dollar slice shop going out of business.

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u/emFire_ 20h ago

So?

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u/Ok-Report-126 20h ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/emFire_ 20h ago

What’s your point? You either don’t go to these places because they’re expensive and therefore you don’t complain if they go out of business. Or you enjoy the benefit of these places opening and then cry when they close. Seems more like the latter, that’s why the gentrification argument is dumb

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u/Rekj16 20h ago

Yeah, gentrification has really saved us all /s

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u/emFire_ 20h ago

Ok let’s never gentrify and keep all neighborhoods poor. You can’t fight supply and demand

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u/MysteriousAvocado1 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OxQv20is5XVJVc7GNs
What kind of discriminatory comment is that? Some of those neighborhoods weren’t poor before. They were middle class neighborhoods.

Ignorant comment 👎🚫

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u/SunnyCarl 16h ago

LOL milk bar IS the gentrification. And so is this specific Roberta’s. Yall need to go back to Ohio 😂

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u/BeuysWillBeatBeuys 8h ago

Dog, Milk Bar WAS the gentrification. Tf are you on about?

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u/Bkgrouch 1h ago

He's on gentrification 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/UnluckyAct9492 17h ago

Their pizza is just okay

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u/Snoo_18273 20h ago

Sad to hear.

There’s still the OG in Bushwick.

Great times and memories there, at least for me.

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u/steveR11222 16h ago

It’s all over now. Quite the institution. Gone. That sucks.

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u/beuceydubs 14h ago

I didn’t even know this location existed

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u/Zob_Rombiee 13h ago

I didn’t know this location existed before 2 weeks ago

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u/krehator 12h ago

Am I the only one here that didn't vehemently hate Roberta's? 😂

I def agree their stuff was just decent, but it was nice to get a slice or two right after strolling through Domino's boardwalk and lounging on the turf.

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u/Detective_NYC 2h ago

It's called Strollerburg now

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u/Nick12322 1d ago

Only been to the Bushwick location but wasn’t terribly impressed

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u/Streethawk57 22h ago

Why don’t they just pay what they owe?

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u/ToTYly_AUSem 17h ago

Robertas sucks

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u/Good-Clean-Fart 14h ago

There was a Roberta’s here..? Morgan stop is the only Roberta’s

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u/Lookralphsbak 1d ago

People went to that hipster pizza spot?