r/worldnews • • 3d ago

Russia/Ukraine 'This cannot be a coincidence' — Ukraine's Starlink access restricted without warning, Zelensky adviser says

https://kyivindependent.com/this-cannot-be-a-coincidence-ukraines-starlink-access-restricted-without-warning-zelensky-adviser-says/
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u/Highland_Fether_68 3d ago

he's a footsy clunge that opens like a moudly cold cheese toastie.

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u/dwehlen 3d ago

For my fellow Americans: a foot-stank pussy that peels open like a cold moldy grilled-cheese sandwich.

That imagery was pure poetry, I wanted to make sure others shared it.

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u/brighterside0 3d ago

Bro didn't need double translation of the most brutal sentence ever written.

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u/Dirty-Soul 3d ago

Cunt like a punched lasagne.

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u/PastRate71 3d ago

Upvoted for clunge

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u/VermicelliHorror2332 3d ago

He's actually mentioned in Revelations 13 : 13.

Who else has the money and the means to microchip everyone?