r/worldnews • • 3h ago

Russia/Ukraine Russia nears U.S. satellite, raising alarm about intent

https://www.axios.com/2026/10/17/russia-ukraine-satellite-space
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u/hereforyebeer 3h ago

Quick! Reduce sanctions and buy more oil from them!

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u/B-Z_B-S 3h ago

Susan Collins: "I'm sure Putin has learned his lesson."

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u/Metal2thepedal 2h ago

Schummer: I will send him a very strong worded letter.

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u/CrazyIslander 2h ago

Mitch McConnell will flash a peace sign.

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u/maester_t 1h ago

Elon takes more ketamine and suddenly decides he's going to start another company that will focus on writing children's books that talk exclusively about the terrifying dangers of cross dressing.

Yes. Has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It's purely another distraction.

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u/battledragons 2h ago

Trump: I will poop my pants and call you a very nasty person!

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u/Bjens 1h ago

JD: "Did we even say thanks to the russians?"

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u/aaaaaiiiiieeeee 1h ago

Hakeem Jeffries: I’m going to Tel Aviv, all expenses paid to discuss the situation with my handlers

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u/questiiionableperson 2h ago

Don't forget to threaten your long time allies as well and cut off military support, that will surely deter Russia.

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u/Beardedben 2h ago

Dont you forget publicly proposing to host a co operated data centre.

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u/zanzara1968 2h ago

Yes, so they will send targeting data to Iran more quickly!

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u/icedteaandtacos 1h ago

Don’t forget to wage economic war on your biggest supporter and plunge millions of people people into a recession because you feel like it.

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u/Zulmoka531 1h ago

“Better build some shared data centers too! Just to be sure!”

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u/DaBrokenMeta 1h ago

You have clearly never played Cid Meyers™ Civilization OR read the Art of Mein Deal.

Otherwise you would know exactly what strategy to use here!

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u/Leeroywildman 41m ago

QUICK MR PRESIDENT! SUCK HARDER!!!

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u/HammerRoidd 1h ago

That’ll teach them!

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u/alematt 0m ago

That will show the Russians that America means business.

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u/Alexiasanchez 2h ago

This is what I don't understand with the US at the moment. You think you and Russia are starting to be on the same side, but you're still the enemy to Russia. No appeasement, no cosying up to them will make them forget the deep rooted hatred that was fostered in the cold war.

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u/DillDeer 2h ago

RU is just playing this admin so hard. Make no mistake, Russia’s intention is to topple the US and they’re doing it with their social media bots, money, and raking advantage of thus idiot of a president (and the magat morons).

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u/Infinite_Click_6589 2h ago

Russia told us how they would be waging war against us and their ex intelligence chief even went over it on the Carson show. And we still fell for it, hook line and sinker and have been doing so for almost 30 years now.

They've been actively attacking us for this long and we still pretend they aren't doing anything. It's absurd

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u/what-fresh-hells 2h ago

Their election tampering and misinformation campaigns should've been treated as acts of aggression, but instead the republican party encouraged it because they benefited from it.

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u/RsquSqd 2h ago

I vaguely remember seeing that. Wish I could find that video again

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u/JesperJe 1h ago

I just saw it in another Reddit thread. Apparently it was in 1984, 42 years ago. https://youtu.be/Z1EA2ohrt5Q?is=-k5916Gl9Zt_uTG8

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u/idryss_m 1h ago

That shit is scary given what we know about some senators and others. Kissing the ring, economic sabotage, illusion of control.

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u/RsquSqd 1h ago

Awesome thank you!

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u/frontfrontdowndown 1h ago

The problem is the U.S. government now shares that goal.

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u/SpeakerOfMyMind 48m ago

They already have

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u/booleandilemma 2h ago

We're doing it to ourselves just fine. We have a judge who wasn't even born here saying we should import more foreigners.

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u/accountabilitycounts 2h ago

I don't know what the numbers are, but a bunch of us get it. A majority of Republicans are intentionally fooling themselves to justify staying in the cult.

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u/hackrack 2h ago

Trump is not the US. He and MAGA have declared Americans like me their enemy. We heard them loud and clear. Now we’re getting ready to vommit them out of government and they are looking around seeking allies against the horde they’ve stired up against them. And who are the allies they look to?

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u/dirty_papercut 1h ago

Unfortunately on the World Stage Trump and MAGA are America. They are the ones who dictate your foreign policy and therefore your image and dealings with other countries.

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u/haillukin 1h ago

It’s embarrassing as an American that you can make a comment like this and I could have absolutely zero logical arguments against it…

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u/haillukin 1h ago

It’s not embarrassing, it’s actually just fucking tragic

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u/Far_Chocolate_8534 1h ago

Tragic af.

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u/Koud_biertje 2h ago

What if Elon really did mess with the voting machines in his two months in the government? What if maga wins Senate? What will you do?

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u/lungben81 2h ago

I fear the only thing the sane US citizens will do is complain in social media, maybe some small protests.

I do not expect any significant opposition of the US citizens in case of an abolishment of democracy, but I hope I am wrong.

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u/GoldenSama 1h ago

Voting is conducted by the states, that DOGE shit had nothing to do with it. They were doing other shady shit but literally the feds don't have access to the voting machines 

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u/cliffski 1h ago

There is zero, ZERO chance of free elections in the midterms. ICE will beat the crap out of anyone non-white trying to vote, the results will be hacked, and even if all that fails, they will be ignored. The US is a failed state collapsing int civil war. Its hilarious that people still expect a fascist king to be held back by 'midterms'. Wake up.

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u/ImjustANewSneaker 1h ago edited 35m ago

People like you are worse by just wanting people to throw your hands up before anything even happens. If they beat up everyone… okay let’s wait till we get to that part. But don’t scare people into not voting.

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u/AmphibianMammoth 37m ago

Trump leads the dominant group in America they’ve dominated since Reagan. Republicans are unfortunately the top of the pyramid in America

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u/MaximumFamiliar9080 1h ago

You lot voted him in. You lot have refused to remove him. You lot are responsible.

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u/NuttyPutty 2h ago

Putin pays Trump through whatever dumbshit laundering shitcoin thing he currently has going on. It's not deeper than that. Just personal monetary gain for the fat fuck.

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u/bubblegum-rose 23m ago

Exactly.

The US cozying up to Russia is like a toddler cozying up to a pitbull

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u/Kiiaru 1h ago

Russia is the largest country on the planet, how do you think they got that way? By being nice to people?

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u/DaBrokenMeta 1h ago

АМЕРИКА 🇺🇸 Great Again!!!

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u/SeaSauceBoss 41m ago

Bro, the US president, the secretary of state”war” and I’m sure plenty others in this administration are out and out traitors working for Russia. Definitely think America will start bombing itself while the world watches on in horror.

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u/Lumen__-___Spero 29m ago

Overcommitment to US lore and "worst of" descriptions tied to DJT. Seriously, several elements of his presidency were meant to be "gold standards" with a path of least resistance towards what not to do to be successful. It started before I was even born, and serves a political purpose in forming a baseline comparison for politicians in either direction, past and future. What pisses me off is that it is an intentional leaning in for a Black Swan event, with sterile half measures from Democrats while history is written. It wouldn't be the worst if there was course correction yet, same as Hindenburg/Hitler in their transition of power and commitment to poetic low point for Europe.

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u/Djuren52 2h ago

You have to separate the state from the current administration. While the state USA might be well aware of the ingrained animosity between them and Russia the current administration doesn’t care enough and will sell the remaining goodwill for a few bucks. One also has to keep in mind that the Cold War is a long time ago. I myself am born in 1991, Germany, and while the Cold War and the GPR (DDR) are forever in people’s minds - rightfully so - it has never been a huge deal to my generation, even less to them ones that followed. There might be a large percentage of US Americans that know jackshit about the Cold War, only that they ve won it and that Red Dawn was a sick film while its sequel wasn’t.

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u/akintu 1h ago

It makes more sense to think of America as being under occupation by a collaborator Vichy style government.

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u/haillukin 1h ago

I would say you are right about knowing jackshit about the Cold War. But even worse is that my fellow Americans tend to not know jackshit about jackshit in general regardless

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u/Surturius 2h ago

No no, it's okay guys, Trump says it's their satellite now

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u/muakaya9876 2h ago

You cant lose any satellite if you give all of them to russia

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u/frghu2 2h ago

A Russian nuclear sub could be granted clearance to enter US waters and surface in New York without the public knowing about it and Trump will welcome them,.then use the theeat of nuclear war to dismantle the US entirely. And Americans will still cheer for him.

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u/ErgoMachina 2h ago

Let's be fair, some of them may get out and do a weekend protest with very clever signs.

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u/CtrlShiftMake 1h ago

But only if the weather is nice

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u/sumregulaguy 2h ago

Putin could fuck Ivanka in front of Trump and he'd say "What a great guy. He has great taste in women, just like I do"

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u/pikachuswayless 1h ago

Knowing Trump, he'd be jealous.

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u/Artistic_Midnight788 2h ago

Not Americans! Cult members! The rest of us are being psychologically tortured and held hostage by these sick bsrds! This is disgraceful and evil!

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u/Joebranflakes 2h ago

I’m sure you’d continue to wring your hands and shake your heads as you did nothing while hoping the system that’s been rigged against you will save you from it. Because that’s where you are. The system no longer works for you, and I’m absolutely certain the midterms, one way or another will prove that once again. And you will still do nothing but watch it happen.

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u/but_a_smoky_mirror 2h ago

What do you suggest people do?

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u/TonyBark89 2h ago

Strike

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u/lungben81 1h ago

Look at France (basically any year is fine), or Ukraine (Maidan), GDR or most Eastern Europe 1989 / 90, Arabic spring, etc.

There are lots of examples of successful public protests bringing democracy (or, in the French case, preventing reforms).

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 1h ago

Here’s the thing, as an American. When ice came in and went nuts in our cities, people like me were in the streets, we created systems to alert neighbors. We showed up, we got tear gassed, some got shot or run over.

The people in the suburbs and rural America held up a sign and had parades once a quarter.

Your neighbors voted for this, not mine. You guys expect those of us in cities to do everything while you post tic tocs about how bad things are.

This is on your areas of the country to figure out, but you guys feel safe so you can’t be bothered. You know if things kick off it’s going to be in Chicago, NYC, Portland and Minneapolis… and we’ll have to be the ones dealing with it first hand again.

(You meaning rural and suburban, but the person I’m replying to because I don’t know where they live)

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u/Joebranflakes 2h ago

Apparently nothing because answering that question for you in any way winds up with that answer.

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u/what-fresh-hells 2h ago

They are enjoying the chaos. They know good and damn well there isn't much we can do without risking life and limb, and it's fun for them to shit on Americans while the very same fascism is taking hold in their countries as well. It's easy to talk revolution from behind a screen.

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u/Worth-South4847 40m ago

This will come to you soon....keep talking....

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u/FellaVentura 1h ago

Don't give them any ideas...

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u/Vaulters 2h ago

So the downfall of America is because americans were fooled by Trump, and then fooled by Russia.

Aka, Gullibility

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u/Terrible_Phase718 2h ago

And his supporters didn’t believe the Russia Russia Russia thing. Fuck trump and putin.

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u/Gone213 48m ago

His supporters would rather have Putin be the leader than a democrat, thats how fucked in the heads they are.

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u/rich1051414 1h ago

It's like a magic spell.

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u/dojo_shlom0 1h ago

--of willful ignorance.

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u/DiscoLemonade1995 1h ago

The downfall is that we're dumb as shit and view ignorance and a lack of empathy as virtues

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u/S1LLKYJ 1h ago

Fooled lol.  Trump is a Russian Asset.  We all are the fools.  Russia, Putin got a guy in the White House and severly weakened his enemy (everyone none the wiser).  Its brilliant, is what it is.

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u/Acceptable_Lie_666 50m ago

Good thing “captain orange has a great relationship with Putin”

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u/enertek 44m ago

Timothy Snyder essentially describes (a certain country’s brand of) stupidity as a capacity to not remember things and to embrace contradiction.

This interview is very cringe but it demonstrates precisely what is at stake and plainly shows how it happened: https://youtu.be/9pe1SxTyhqc?t=1841

As an aside, I wonder what it would take for Shane Smith to update his toggle bolts to say “Ukraine” instead of “the Ukraine”. So, so, cringe.

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u/GreatGojira 3h ago edited 3h ago

Trump "Daddy Putin told me it was okay. The president of the United State (ME!) will suck Putin's toes for free!"

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u/Mewhomewhy 2h ago

Weakness emboldens Russia. They’re going to take full advantage of the US now.

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u/redsaeok 2h ago

Raises alarms for whom? This is a metaphor for Americans embracing Russia now right?

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u/Better-Beat-8062 2h ago

Has the US tried asking russia not to invade its satellite space?

Guys the US should stop encroaching on russia clearly.. they are the good guys here..

/s

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u/Cirrus-Nova 2h ago

Let's be clear. There is nothing that Russia can do to make Trump turn on them.

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u/icemanpallmall 2h ago

Pretty sure they're selling every bit of intelligence they can to russia while they can. Im sure putin expected to be able to have his dipshit in power for much longer.

I sincerely hope that the dems dont fuck this up when they win in a few weeks.

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u/S1LLKYJ 1h ago

Selling.  You mean, paying back.  Its proven Russia interference in 2016 election.  America is so, so much weaker.  Its all paying back.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 8m ago

The Dems are also (90% of all Congress members regardless of party) cashing checks from a small Middle Eastern country while voting every year to continue sending them billions. It's money laundering. Acting as foreign agents. Bipartisan fraud.

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u/metji 3m ago

Watch as nothing happens if dems win or not... 🙂

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u/eddie_koala 2h ago

There is no USA anymore

Just Russia and Russia Jr

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u/kimondo 2h ago

Quick give them the control codes and surrender!

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u/kahrei 2h ago

why the alarm? Russia is a friendly ally, no?

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u/External_Counter378 2h ago

Pretty sure the TV show "Space Force" has this as a recurring joke

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u/spicyhippos 2h ago

Just give him Poland Ukraine, he probably won’t go any farther.

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u/narayan77 2h ago

Trump is probably giving them the tracking data. Submitting yo Putin is the only choice for a small powers such as the US and  Belarus. 

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u/jollytoes 2h ago

It’s cool, they have permission

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u/slimvim 2h ago

It's just getting ready for copulation. Elon will be happy.

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u/Ebessan 1h ago

This sounds like a job for... SPACE FORRCCEEEE

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u/reddah 1h ago

An old defeatist joke went like this:

An American got frozen waiting for a cure for his cancer. They wake him up 100 years later. Lead researcher takes him to a pub to talk over a beer.
"... .... So, did WW3 exist?"
"We called it Nuke War One, but yes."
"Who won?"
"Us"
"You called it One. So there were more?"
"Yes, Nuke wars Two and Three"
waiter brings the bill
"So who won #2 and #3 ?"
Waiter: "that will be 10 rubles and 50 kopeks, sirs."

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u/justmarty 1h ago

The same Russia who we just paused sanctions with and with whom we may build joint AI data centers with? Just checking.

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u/fatbreadslut 45m ago

don't worry, the US is about to learn the hard way what it means to be russia's ally

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u/darth_voidptr 2h ago

Methinks pooty is getting desperate

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u/RubyXiaoLong 2h ago

Trump probably said it was ok to use it.

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u/vladoportos 2h ago

What fear ? US and Russia are best buddies...

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u/sumregulaguy 2h ago

It came to hand over diesel fuel.

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u/damage78 2h ago

Trump will just give it to them.

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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 2h ago

It will just fuck it, like Putin fucks Trump.

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u/HunterFeeFee 2h ago

It was probably a gift from Trump to Putin.

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u/Charlietango2007 2h ago

Trumpo will be getting that Pulitzer now, Fer sure, Fer sure!

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u/Front-Beat1575 2h ago

Is trump giving them the tracking data?

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u/ElliotB256 2h ago

Honestly, with the news these days I'm just expecting them to fuck 

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u/BOBBYK1952 1h ago

Boris Trump already called PooTin and he’s confirmed it wasn’t Russia 🇷🇺

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u/IceBearKnows89 1h ago

I thought we were best buds now?? I’m sure with just some playful love taps between bros

/s

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u/UNSKIALz 39m ago

They're nearing their own satellite? So what?

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u/poppin-n-sailin 2h ago

They're just reminding the USA who's in charge now. 

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u/Tfeal 2h ago

Ukraine made us do it.

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u/No_Celery_5373 2h ago

The cold war never ended, and it looks like America might end up being the loser lately.

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u/Strange_Demand_8768 2h ago

I don't even care. At this point, that could be one less asset Trump can use to attack me so...

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u/zanzara1968 2h ago

And why would they do anything bad when the US president is so friendly with uncle Vladimir?

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u/Mysterious-Jury-2826 2h ago

It's just a kiss

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u/HapticRecce 2h ago

Time was, threatening strategic surveillance assets was pushing on being an act of war...

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u/enteringhope 2h ago

I don’t think this is a threat at all. It looks one of the joint ventures Trump and Putin are discussing now that sanctions have been removed. This will help build the nuclear data centers they discussed already

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u/Nerezza_Floof_Seeker 2h ago

if its just observation it isnt anything particularly alarming or unusual. Pretty much every country spies on each others satellites this way; even the US has them

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u/DeathDestroyerWorlds 2h ago

The Orange Turd in Chief will just blame Ukraine if Russia downs it.

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u/iamhereforthefood 2h ago

Vlad stop 

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u/AnomalyNexus 2h ago

Let me guess it's just a special military proximity operation. Might even give the other satellite a love tap.

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u/bondafong 1h ago

It’s just Russia that wants to show the USA love by cuddling up next to them!

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u/IndividualHouse8628 18m ago

More election interference

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u/HonestDisguise 16m ago

Russia has been doing this sort of stuff for the past few years. Direct anti-satellite ops or potentially related to interception of control traffic for potential later exploitation.

https://satnews.com/2026/02/04/russia-intercepts-europes-key-satellites-placing-nato-satellite-at-risk/

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u/nekomina 3m ago

Aren't they ally now?

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u/Ok-Blueberry9613 1m ago

And to think my family had two service members die in the line of duty on foreign soil, for this?

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u/WardenEdgewise 2h ago

Why would it raise alarms? Two allies satellites in close proximity?

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u/Mecha-Dave 2h ago

Starlinks should launch with 12-gauge semi-auto zip tied on. Great for emergency maneuvers requiring that extra "kick" and dealing with situations like this.

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u/Advanced-Royal8967 2h ago

Starlink is already in the hands of a Russian ally.

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u/Mecha-Dave 2h ago

oooh burn! (and true)

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u/SpareDot8685 2h ago

“Russia Russia Russia”….Whatever Jan. 

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u/DaBrokenMeta 1h ago

Ya’ll freaking out for nothing. Our PRESIDENT, is cool as a cucumber with Russia. Like America needs to chill. They ain’t gonna hurt you unless you show fear!!

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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 1h ago

So cool with Russia that he wants to open a shared data center with them and buy diesel fuel from them. Russia buys fuel from Iran, sells to the US for a profit. Trumps so cool for helping Russia fight Ukraine by buying fuel from them. Oh, he is co cucumber like that he’s also helping russia help iran fight the war against the USA. What a genius. He’s not showing any fear! He is so fearless that he’s funding two enemies we are currently fighting. Genius!!!

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u/DaBrokenMeta 34m ago

Great again!

See you at the next Rally brother!

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u/Worth-Ad9939 1h ago

LOL Yeah, it's more like "Hey Buddy... come on in, take what you want from this community that rejects me, we'll burn this place down together and I'll skip off to a palace in Moscow when we're done, k?"

That's what this is giving. They read us like a book, studied our limit and our discourse and used it against us with software automation to steer our behavior.

We totally deserved this.