Plsss staph! You're torturing the poor lil’ wunk.

[u/Boo-urns_]

uw/ OP (@malpluscats) is speed running socializing little oranj car with rapid fire kisses.

rw/ This must be torment for this lil oranj car, being covered with love, the deadliest non-lethal weapon man has in its arsenal. RiP Bebe Oranj.

[u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam]

Nooo she's squeezing all the orange juice out of him!

[u/hraycroft95 → u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam]

Good I prefer my wunk freshly squeezed. Some pulp. Just some. 

[u/DeltaBravo831 → u/hraycroft95]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6k89f6tbIOA1y

[u/Fantastic-Code-8347 → u/DeltaBravo831]

I like the shtuff that says shum pulp

[u/MagicSwordMagic → u/hraycroft95]

some pulp… as a treat

[u/Fearless_PineaplleOG → u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam]

all the soup

[u/spicynightsong → u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam]

That car will surely get an extra turn with the brain cell as recompense.

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter → u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam]

He's got a lot of white on him, gotta wring out the brancells to achieve full orange.

[u/filthyheartbadger]

Did this with my wunk. Ineffective.

[u/TheRappingSquid → u/filthyheartbadger]

[u/VFairlaine → u/TheRappingSquid]

dickface

[u/TheRappingSquid → u/VFairlaine]

His NAME is WISHBONE

[u/GILF_Hound69 → u/TheRappingSquid]

more like wishboner amirite

[u/oddityoughtabe → u/TheRappingSquid]

dickface

[u/oddityoughtabe → u/filthyheartbadger]

What a gentle soul

[u/WhitherThisPath → u/filthyheartbadger]

the wrathful beast

[u/ewbanh13 → u/filthyheartbadger]

the wicked wunkus..

[u/Vark675 → u/filthyheartbadger]

[u/PSU632]

Bop the wunk. Twist the wunk. Pull the wunk.

[u/VFairlaine → u/PSU632]

Jork the wunk

[u/AshleyxAffliction → u/VFairlaine]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CA7AMjchjkmZTPtsAt

[u/simcityrefund1 → u/AshleyxAffliction]

Do not jork

[u/DigBarsbiggestfan → u/simcityrefund1]

Please do not the wunk

[u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam → u/simcityrefund1]

Im gonna jork

[u/FlyingHippoM → u/AshleyxAffliction]

I really really really like this image

[u/lornlynx89 → u/AshleyxAffliction]

Jank the wunk

[u/Hikerius → u/VFairlaine]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NSq34AeZ2v2N5Iv5P5
Jarvis, jork it a little

[u/BeefyTacoBaby]

[u/ay_944 → u/BeefyTacoBaby]

😂😂😂😂

[u/supavillan]

Straight up turned that wunk into a vacuum for like 4 seconds

[u/Brauny74]

If you think about it, this is the same procedure as decimating the honse with pool noodles

[u/HAMMER_HORDE → u/Brauny74]

That's why they do it?? That's awesome, I thought they were just doing a funny when they did that

[u/Brauny74 → u/HAMMER_HORDE]

Well, that's part of socializing, but also that's why she tries to tear off (gently holds) the wunk's limbs. It's to prepare them for warzone (vet) they will be sent to

[u/epsilon-4142]

I did this with mine
She still bites me and doesn’t let me do shit. She’s too good for that ;w;

[u/migratingcoconut_]

harmonica

[u/snave_]

I see we're back in another wunk huffing epidemic.

[u/anubis_cheerleader → u/snave_]

Causes brain damage and addiction. Wunks need warning labels 

[u/lornlynx89 → u/snave_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduVyW5wfDxD5GwM

[u/aDuckk]

Annoying little wunk learns perspective from the annoying big human. We all have so much to learn from one another 🥰

[u/Want2makeMEMEs]

r/wunksfuckingdying

[u/Nefriti]

i can never read “staph” as anything other than “STAPH” like the infection 🫣

[u/Gogobrasil8]

How does she get to have the best job on the planet

[u/lei_aili → u/Gogobrasil8]

I too would like to apply to be a kitten botherer, I think that is my true calling in life

[u/lornlynx89 → u/lei_aili]

Getting paid doing what you love.

[u/CitroHimselph]

r/donotthecat

[u/BitcoinStonks123]

cleansing the evil

[u/EMDepressedFish]

Wunk is a disgusting snowflake liberal, we must throw them into the anti safe-space female to turn them into a real man (obv /j)

[u/GarshelMathers]

I think he qualifies to be an astronaut now

[u/Dabbles_in_doodles]

/uw I love Mallory! She has a kitten called Herbert who is just a grumpy old man kitten

/rw Snorting all the orange right outta that wunk!

[u/bluedogstar]

Cheap repost points. I will never not watch this.

[u/Arcranium_]

My allergies are so triggered watching this video

[u/Hamstah_J]

She jorking that car

[u/MagicSwordMagic]

exfiltration needed

[u/-ricefarmer-]

Baby kittens smell so nice bruh I miss having them

[u/Lord-Bobster]

Saturn devouring his wunk

[u/Artarara]

Inshallah he shall be dezensitized to human touch

[u/Apex_Over_Lord]

So there is was. In my bafroom. Straight yup jorkin it, and by it..... i mean my wunkus. But also. Why York each lim independently? When a full-gork is right at your fingerglips?

[u/danfish_77]

I feel like if done wrong you might actually be traumatizing little wunks and making them less chill in reaction to these stimuli

[u/SecretScrub → u/danfish_77]

yeah you gotta do it a little bit at a time, and pay attention to when they're reaching their window of tolerance ^^

[u/Various_Personality0 → u/danfish_77]

You’re so smart

[u/lornlynx89]

This would fix me.

[u/fartshitcumpiss]

wunkonaut training

[u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom]

His ass can NOT handle that many forehead kisses

[u/Active_Assistance923]

I hate this :(

[u/LethalInjectionRD → u/Active_Assistance923]

Comment posted by the wunk in the video

[u/whineyinternetkid]

Yeah she sucks

Edit: also this has been reposted like 4 times

[u/LethalInjectionRD → u/whineyinternetkid]

Wunk self report

[u/hraycroft95 → u/whineyinternetkid]

You suck 

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