r/wunkus • u/SillyGoosePhD wunkus enthusiast • 4h ago

wunky post‼️ Birdkus is a part-time barista

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u/PopTraditional9997 4h ago

That's a lot of time that could have been spent stroking that bird

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u/guapguap600 Prophet of Light 4h ago

Can't just post videos of that on Instagram man

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 4h ago

something something dirty bird

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u/Daddygamer84 4h ago

I fully expected after tapping its beak it says "metal"

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u/stopproduct563 gnarp gnap 👽 4h ago

Apollo, what’s this? SHROCK

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u/LittlePharma42 3h ago

Touch purple

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u/WolfysBeanTeam 2h ago

"Appollo what colour is this?"

Appollo:.....

"Wario"

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u/Kev_920 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4h ago

His ass isn't helping. Just standing there being a menace.

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u/Easy_Objective6599 gnarp gnap 👽 4h ago

This is just bullying. The wunk clearly shook the straw to mix up the coffee. It would be impossible to make the coffee without wunks motivation.

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u/GamersReisUp 3h ago

He is supervising and providing moral support. God forbid a wunk get recognition for their emotional labor

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u/Parking_Budget_1130 3h ago

Wunk is an essential worker how dare—

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 2h ago

Wunk’s doing the heavy lookin-on

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u/DJ_Ender_ 3h ago

Holy based proper use of pov

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u/rocklou wunkus enthusiast 3h ago

She's not even getting paid for her labor, this is wunk abuse

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u/SillyGoosePhD wunkus enthusiast 3h ago

She gets paid in exposure (plus a tiny nibble of the biscuit at the end)

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u/ColeTrainHaze wunkioso 4h ago

new government smart drones are compatible with existing espresso machines

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u/SillyGoosePhD wunkus enthusiast 4h ago

future updates will include smart tvs

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u/TachankaTheCrusader silly :P bleh 4h ago

Burdrista

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u/SerenPoet 4h ago

🗣️Wunkpaid labour! 😔 Oh, the wunkmanity! 🥀

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u/hoganloaf 3h ago

Birbistkus is a proponent of percussive maintenance

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u/Bleepblorp44 4h ago

unwunk/ can't say I like seeing an animal standing on something that produces 100C steam.

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u/stormbutton 3h ago

He’s not tethered. Can move if unhappy.

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 2h ago

Yes, but they are delicate creatures and steam that hot could potentially scald their lungs even if they immediately fly away when upset

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u/Sakai13 3h ago

Birb is gonna open a Starwunks soon

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u/404GirlHumorNotFound silly :P bleh 3h ago

HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!

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u/MadKanBeyondFODome 2h ago

I have the boy version of this model wunk, can confirm - they love making the Sweet Bean Juice. They are uniquely suited to Birdista duty.

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u/UndGrdhunter wunkus enthusiast 2h ago

Yeah, all beautiful but this birbkus don't pay even minimum wage for his employees

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u/a-round-table 1m ago

literal dinosaur btw

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