r/wunkus • • 4h ago

im wunkin out rn Lunkus does a rollie pollie.

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Wunk is aiming to win Olympic gold with its floor routine. Might have a good chance.

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u/LtGeneral_Obvious ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4h ago

I audibly gasped when wunk grabbed the ball. Such skill...

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3h ago

Twas an apple, wunk is hunting

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u/K1ngjulien_ 4h ago

clearly full of joy and whimsy instead of evil and mischief, so not a lunk ☝️🤓

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u/Dojo_McDavis 4h ago

We don’t know all the facts. That rollie looked pretty dubious.

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u/Mute2120 2h ago

It was perfect! Why do you HATE the wunkus??

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u/UnknovvnMike 3h ago

The L is for Leprosy!

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u/Big_Boss_Wask ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4h ago

They see wunk rollin, they hatin

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u/blackweebow 4h ago

Tryna catch me wunkin dirty

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u/dermflork 4h ago

someone needs to ai generate this song

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u/scaredsquee 3h ago

no AI lunk slop

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u/dermflork 1h ago

hey im a musician but im not wunk-level

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u/Big_Boss_Wask ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1h ago

A musician wouldn't ask for AI in the first place

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u/dermflork 1h ago

im lazy

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u/Big_Boss_Wask ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 47m ago

So am I, but I still tickle the keys every once in a while

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u/Isaak_the_miner concrete eater‼️ 4h ago

"Alright partner, keep on rollin' baby, y'know what time it is"

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u/SneachtaBoladh 3h ago

throw your 

throw your wunks up

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u/Big_Boss_Wask ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3h ago

CHOCOLATE WUNKFISH

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u/Trashbagok 4h ago

His mammalian ass thinks he is a crustacean.

He needs to sit quietly and figure out what it is he does.

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u/peppruss 4h ago

I look at him: shrimp or mouse? Kangaroo or bug. I do not know. All?

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u/Maeve2798 3h ago

Closest to sloth and anteater

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u/kyew 3h ago

Someone's jealous because the wunk's beating them at returning to crab.

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u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast 3h ago

Wunkadillos can be alive? I thought they were born as roadkill

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u/Ro_Shaidam 4h ago

They are no match for droidewunks

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u/TheWaningWizard gnarp gnap 👽 4h ago

Applekus?

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u/GamersReisUp 3h ago

Orbunkus

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u/Conscious-Break7483 concrete eater‼️ 3h ago

His feet go deedldeedldeedle

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u/SurpriseVast8338 2h ago

Armored dildos are truly fascinating.

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u/Hn-2mi 4h ago

The humble Morph Ball:

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u/NachoQweeef 4h ago

whirling wunkus

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u/Doppelthedh 3h ago

Innocent apple gets hunted for sport

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u/GamersReisUp 3h ago

To catch the boll, one must become boll

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u/kyew 3h ago

To defeat the orb, you must become the orb.

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u/Virginianus_sum kittyposter 3h ago

Tarkus wunk

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u/Devlord1o1 2h ago

Ball on ball cannibalism

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u/Oofy_3 2h ago

trebhumkus

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u/DarthBrooks69420 2h ago

Keep rollin rollin rollin

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u/George_G_Geef ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4h ago

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u/darthtaco117 4h ago

Smooth wunk