r/youseeingthisshit • u/LazyGuy4U • Sep 07 '26

Marketing at it's best

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u/Ongargis Sep 07 '26

It looks like those other two guys beat him in 20 races.

105

u/DisMyNameRightHea Sep 07 '26

At least he's consistent

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u/desyx_ Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

All he needed was one green shirt
Edit: i must admit though, this is more awesome

269

u/manjar Sep 07 '26

But not a real green shirt, that's cruel

60

u/Dangerloot Sep 07 '26

He’s on his way to one million dollars.

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u/Tacobellus Sep 07 '26

Bro's getting that bag

5

u/slamdanceswithwolves Sep 13 '26

He will need a bag to carry all those shirts home.

409

u/Whatdafuqisgoingon Sep 07 '26

5th place advertising. We realize you have a lot of options in our world and we thank you lowering your standards to our brands.

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u/Significant_Long5057 Sep 08 '26

Well if he wasn't wearing all those shirts he might have come first!

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u/cardinalforce Sep 07 '26

3rd in race, 1st in earnings

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u/carthous Sep 07 '26

5th*

4

u/iwasthen Sep 07 '26

5 degrees*

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u/carthous Sep 08 '26

5th degrees *

2

u/PranshuKhandal Sep 09 '26

5th degrees degrees

2

u/Luiz_Fell Sep 10 '26

天竺ついても何もない

2

u/PranshuKhandal Sep 10 '26

да брада

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u/rondujunk Sep 07 '26

Bro knows what side of his bread is buttered. Both sides and the crust most ppl cut off. Go ahead and earn them sponsorships.🤣😂

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u/JeanValSwan Sep 08 '26

Maybe without all the extra weight from the jerseys he could've won

14

u/loopuleasa Sep 08 '26

Not the weight, the extra insulation handicap

97

u/XenoCraigMorph Sep 07 '26

A man's gotta eat

8

u/M_Me_Meteo Sep 07 '26

Smokey!

5

u/Painful_Erection Sep 07 '26

10 bucks or six dairy queen coupons

3

u/89iroc Sep 07 '26

I got a place, it's greasy, it's out back

1

u/hoptownky Sep 07 '26

Maybe if he eats something he won’t come in 5th place next time and these companies will actually pay him.

9

u/4StarEmu Sep 08 '26

Respect 🫡 bro getting paid

18

u/bloodyspork Sep 07 '26

Lol bro didnt even win?

30

u/Skuzzle_bug Sep 07 '26

Maybe but he's def winning 

13

u/Clay_Allison_44 Sep 07 '26

He won in every way that matters.

2

u/Clym44 Sep 07 '26

That was for his 3M sponsorship.

Edit: or 5 gum. I cant tell what place he’s in.

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u/Ikon-for-U Sep 08 '26

He was probably hindered by all those shirts he was wearing

9

u/shiroganekurosaki Sep 08 '26

Might not have won the trophy but he got the bag

6

u/Hedge-podge Sep 07 '26

This is like that one figure skating (?) coach who has 10 team jackets bc he's coaching so many athletes from different countries lol

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u/JG98 Sep 07 '26

I'm just imagining a future super bowl MVP doing this now and walking off into retirement off all the money they make lol.

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u/RottenWon Sep 07 '26

Maybe he would have won if he didn't have so many shirts on.

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u/zedxer Sep 07 '26

Remind me of dragon ball z meme. This isnt even my final form.

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u/voiping Sep 07 '26

Reminds me of outlaw star - sponsorship was officially for getting 1st place but the team made such a good show in front of the cameras he let him keep the sponsorship money anyway.

He came in third, but made up for it in... Volume?

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u/mourvedre1 Sep 08 '26

Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

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u/AdInevitable9243 Sep 07 '26

You know what. I respect it!

2

u/Myszolow Sep 07 '26

A man's gotta eat

2

u/KandyKilla Sep 08 '26

Did they all sponsor him for $3...

2

u/Shredtillyourdead420 Sep 08 '26

Just when you think it’s over, “but wait, there’s more”

2

u/New_Tie6233 Sep 08 '26

wtf. That’s a lot of sponsors

2

u/Annihilannic Sep 10 '26

This is like when you start watching a random movie on Netflix and there are 6 movie capital firms in the intro titles and you know it's going to be awful.

2

u/Pinkxel Sep 12 '26

Bro making bank with all that sponsorship $$$

2

u/red_alert24 Sep 07 '26

get your money bro...

1

u/superdave123123 Sep 07 '26

Other dudes should have walked away

1

u/Pyromaniacal13 Sep 07 '26

Damn, dude, make that paper!

1

u/GhostPepperDaddy Sep 08 '26

Its* best. Clanker post or low-effort post or both?

1

u/Smoofbrainz Sep 08 '26

Mr. McShirty

1

u/ThunderPushii Sep 08 '26

Brought to you by Carl's Jr

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u/sjaakarie Sep 08 '26

Strange world.

1

u/melig1991 Sep 08 '26

And then he held the prize in front of the sponsor logo on the last one lol

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u/demoncrat2024 Sep 08 '26

He’d have finished further up the podium but for the extra 10# of clothing he carried.

1

u/Primary-User Sep 08 '26

Did this guy come 5th?

1

u/adr_001 Sep 09 '26

Either this is an insane mod select menu or the most tasteful commercial. Make bank brother!

1

u/Lastliner Sep 11 '26

The day he got 3rd place and won the prize was the day he lost 5 pounds in weight

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u/BaronessVonKush Sep 12 '26

fuck this asshole & everyone that let him continue this nonsense. advertising should be banned. it's time.

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u/Olixter Sep 12 '26

He's an onion lol.

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u/KingBrunoIII Sep 13 '26

A YouTuber every 2 minutes in a 30 minute video

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u/No_Philosophy_xoxo Sep 13 '26

He must have told all these companies he will wear their brand when he wins 😂😭

1

u/SatansFriendlyCat 20d ago

Should have written some brand name something on his tits as well.

1

u/GodFearingJew Sep 07 '26

And his last shirt has cp on it.