r/BeAmazed • u/chinese_spongebob1 • 14h ago

Miscellaneous / Others Uranus Is Beautiful

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u/gex109 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BIZkwFtu2xDlS

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LlE3uMF20U7Ys

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u/B35TR3GARD5 13h ago edited 12h ago

and it's pronouced, "Urinus, not Uranus." .../s

Which now that I spell it out and look at it; isn't much better.. however, Niel DeGrass Tyson says we've all been pronouncing it wrong, but maybe we just don't wanna be right (this one time)?

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u/Cubbance 13h ago

But UR-in-us and ur-AY-nus are correct and accepted pronunciations. Both are listed in the dictionary. And, as you say, it sounds a bit wrong either way.

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u/Several-Opposite-746 12h ago

I'll stick to Urine-Us

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u/Gold_Ad_7552 11h ago

How long are you gonna be in us? Asking cuz I'll eventually need a break.

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u/AnnOnnamis 12h ago

It’s not ‘your-anus’
My ranus. Got it.

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u/SnooPeppers259 6h ago

Use a short a sound as in man.
That solves both pronunciation problems.

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 13h ago

It's pronounced Or-ahn-nous

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u/Estoye 13h ago

That line of dialogue in “E.T.” ruined it forever.

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u/GalacticMountains 13h ago

Link?

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u/Estoye 13h ago

https://youtu.be/ycKlZKYk0sA?is=UXjirviTp1REh5b_

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u/GalacticMountains 12h ago

Thanks bro. Haven't seen that movie in a very long time.

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u/PlayOpposite5249 14h ago

Same. Within 3 seconds 😅🤣

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u/Appropriate-Gas5061 14h ago

I was sure Uranus had been visited more than once. 

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u/BullPropaganda 13h ago

I can assure you it has

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 13h ago

Why are there brown rings around it?

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u/BullPropaganda 13h ago

There was a large impact. Cataclysmic, you might say.

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u/Yardsale420 9h ago

Something something Klingons.

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u/pseudo-nimm1 12h ago

Has it been spilt wide open though?

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u/racsssss 13h ago

Nah just that one time at the DRs after which it decided it definitely wasn't gay

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u/a_aniq 5h ago

You seem to be quite knowledgeable in this matter.

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u/Adam-West 13h ago

God I really am just a little boy that’s never grown up aren’t I.

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u/iwellyess 12h ago

Surely Uranus was named for comedy value from day 1

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u/Robo_Patton 12h ago

God Uranus watching his name become a joke.

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u/polagear 13h ago

Here here

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u/CrabBrilliant6932 13h ago

I named my one dev server Uranus, so if someone asks for information I can tell them "Check Uranus"

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u/El_Peregrine 12h ago

“This file is too large, no matter how hard I try, it won’t fit in Uranus”

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u/Demoderateur 9h ago

Have you try compressing it before the commit ? I'm sure that zipped, I can push it to Uranus.

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u/StephieRee 13h ago

👏👏👏😆😆😆

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u/BetLeft 13h ago

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u/garethjones2312 12h ago

64 if it really relaxes.

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u/WKRPinCanada 13h ago

If you think Uranus is beautiful make sure you visit the Uranus Fudge Factory next time you're in Missouri

Oh and check out their Instagram...it's HILARIOUS 😅

*I am not associated with Uranus

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u/Save-theZombies 12h ago

Lol. On route 66 too.

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u/WKRPinCanada 12h ago

Right? 😅

My favourite Instagram post from them was when the Weinermobile entered Uranus Fudge Factory

(Could only find vid of the Weinermoble excited Uranus Fudge Factory 😐)

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u/ravenschmidt2000 13h ago

I think my proctologist played this same video during my colonoscopy. Not sure, I was pretty drugged up at the time.

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u/Pelya1 13h ago

Thank you. So is yours

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u/daboknee 12h ago

Uranis is known to eject massive gas bubbles from it's atmosphere into space.

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u/Kasern77 13h ago edited 12h ago

If we could change the name what should it be?

Edit: I was actually asking for legitimate names. I should have known better.

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u/madrushdrummer 13h ago

Urectum

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u/GalacticMountains 13h ago

10 points for a Futurama reference. An it was the first thing i thought of too.

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u/RPGGamer042 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ndDR192PNKd2g

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u/GalacticMountains 12h ago

Would've posted the gif but it wasn't in reddits gif library and this post doesn't allow pics or vids.

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 10h ago

Rectum? I barely know him!

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u/MrWick89 8h ago

Logically, it should be Caelus. Mercury = Hermes, Venus = Aphrodite, Mars = Ares, Jupiter = Zeus, Saturn = Cronos, Caelus = Uranus, Neptune = Poseidon

Uranus is the only one with the Greek name, the rest have the Roman equivalent.

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u/Jahmoneyzzz 13h ago

Not just yours…or mine.

Ouranus

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u/Adventurous_Bar3716 4h ago

☭OURANUS☭

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u/Important_Bag_6283 12h ago

Uermassivebutthole

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u/Fernandexx 11h ago

Uruguay

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u/das_zilch 6h ago

Space Ass.

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u/METRlOS 4h ago

Urmom

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u/KatoSFW70 13h ago

This message is approved by pro ctologists.

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u/Temporary-Truth-8041 14h ago

I don't wanna split Ur(anus)

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u/B35TR3GARD5 13h ago

... "wide open."

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u/kosraen 13h ago

And see "hot dense fluids"

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u/RedDiamond6 13h ago

It's pronounced your-ah-nis not your-A-nus.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uUoKsbqleQAo0

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u/rbuen4455 7h ago

You say "DYE‑a‑gon Al‑ee", I say "DA-GAWNelly"

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 13h ago

There should be a subreddit for Uranus...

I wouldn't be surprised if Uranus already has one?

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u/papparmane 13h ago

We barely know each other!

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u/Kickedhard 13h ago

We really need to change the name and be done with that joke. We can call it "urectum."

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u/Obvious_Bar_191 14h ago

But kinda smelly.

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u/JeffBeckwasthebest 13h ago

Time to visit Ur anus ? Have I understood that correctly? 😆

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u/yolo_derp 13h ago

I see what you did here

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u/papparmane 13h ago

I am NOT splitting my anus wide open.

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 13h ago

It's time we got a closer look at uranus

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u/Veragoot 13h ago

-my doctor as soon as I turn 40

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u/EveryBitTexas_piotr 13h ago

Uranus really knows how to stand out, doesn’t it?

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u/marozsas 12h ago

The phrase "Uranus wide open" is something I use to read in sites of other kind of content.....

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u/badken 3h ago

Is nobody going to comment on the lame AI narration?

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u/finchdude 1h ago

How'd they know my anus is so messed up?

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u/Deriviera 13h ago

My Uranus is definitely beautiful

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u/William_Bascavilla 13h ago

You had me in the first half ngl

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u/Senselesspassion 13h ago

Not mature enough to still not giggle at that statement

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u/Unex_Disclaimer 13h ago

Too many Uranus in this video makes It difficult to concentrate

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u/nadia_says 13h ago

Thanks. But you could have just asked for nudes like a normal person, not sent the James Webb Space telescope.

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u/tracagnotto 13h ago

That's what he said

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u/dayum7 13h ago

Heheheh Uranus!!

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u/MickyTingy 13h ago

Thanks 😊

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u/Wooden_Researcher_36 13h ago

The reminds me of my ex

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u/MAB0815 13h ago

What I learned today:

My Ex and Uranus have basically the same attributes.

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u/Braveliltoasterx 13h ago

Is Uranus one word? Or should I spread them apart?

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u/SodomyClown 13h ago

It sure is dark in Uranus.

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u/psilome 13h ago

Lost Redditor, crosspost to r/theyknew.

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u/jublar 13h ago

Uranus wide open

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u/arronljones 13h ago

Thank you!

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u/msjjae 13h ago edited 13h ago

Thank you 😊😉

I bet Uranus is beautiful too!

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u/GalacticMountains 13h ago

It for sure is dark. Lol.

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u/Milo_The_Stampede 13h ago

Scientists around the world are trying to get the name changed so people quit making that joke. They want to call it Urectum

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u/ThingsHappen54321 13h ago

Whoever made this knew what they were doing

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u/Scary_Bowler_4024 13h ago

No... I refuse

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u/Anubis17_76 12h ago

"If you split uranus you will see hot dense fluids" only if i had spicy mexican food yesterday

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u/Shinobiaisu 12h ago

This is why I always pronounce it Yur-Eh-Nus

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 12h ago

I came here for the first line. Came back with science knowlegde. Love it.

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u/CapitalFloor3260 12h ago

I’ve been on this earth for 38 years but apparently I never aged past 12.

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u/BourbonNCoffee 12h ago

Gotta get a probe in there.

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 12h ago

I can’t stand people who pronounce Uranus, urine-is

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u/iwellyess 12h ago

Thanks.

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u/-6h0st- 12h ago

No thanks

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 12h ago

Thank you 😘

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u/Fun-Balance-1903 12h ago

Ur Anus has methane in the atmosphere

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u/Satnamodder 12h ago

I've just heard Uranus' name in this video more times than i heard before in my entire life.

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u/Low_Asparagus704 12h ago

"Uranus was renamed Urectum in 2620 to end that stupid joke."

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u/RotterWeiner 12h ago

i have to say that I am scared to open that up...

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u/selle2013 12h ago

Wow, I thought I was a mature adult. It turns out, I am not.

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u/Main-Force-3333 12h ago

Please put a NSFW tag next time. 

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u/raphito69 11h ago

Uranus wide open 🤣

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u/PhysicIce7 11h ago

what planet is this? Is this Saturn?

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u/iafx 11h ago

Thanks

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u/D_M-ack 11h ago

Hot interior….high pressure….hot dense fluids: ur anus.

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u/Accomplished_Song219 11h ago

The child in me cannot handle this post.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 11h ago

You know it has aniseed in the middle

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u/cloche_du_fromage 11h ago

Split uranus right open?

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u/Mild_Karate_Chop 11h ago

Wide open , the coffee spilled up my nose ....

Had a great laugh 

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u/CommunicationNew3745 11h ago

'Uranus is so pretty, it feels like home!' 🚀 👨🏼‍🚀🪐 https://youtu.be/IWYXIuuI-Rg

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u/nexstosic 10h ago

Nope, it's uranus

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u/mister_jax 10h ago

i agree with all these facts.

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u/pirisca 10h ago

"It's time we got a closer look at Uranus" I'm dying here😂😂😂

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u/TenBear 10h ago

Please don't split Uranus open