r/2007scape • u/Omgzjustin10 • May 23 '26
Suggestion Summer Sweep-Up: delete this complete eyesore and replace it with a beautiful garden or something
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u/Dzzplayz May 23 '26
I remember seeing a suggestion to move NMZ to a small island off Lunar Island and place a teleporter where it used to be like how you get to soul wars via portal in Edgeville.
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u/Old-Blackberry4054 May 23 '26
Taxes at lunar island are way too high
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u/Justin_Echoes cheese caper May 24 '26
So that's why Baba Yaga's prices are so steep.
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u/Mirokira im maxed btw (2376) May 24 '26
Baba Yaga moves his house to the Varrock sewers for a few minutes at the end of the year, thats why the legs are there.
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u/Omen_Darkly May 24 '26
Imagine sailing along near Lunar Isle one day and you see Baba Yagas house running past you at Mach Fuck to get to Varrick in time to skip the taxes
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u/PattyMcChatty May 23 '26
Isn't the whole point he is in Yanille because he wanted to get away from the Moonclan?
Just give him a room in the wizards tower in Yanille.
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u/WaterCrafty2117 May 23 '26
its also a nod at rs3. his name is Dom Onion. the whole of nmz is a rip off of the Dominion tower in rs3. if you talk to him he talks about building a big tower there
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u/sootsnout May 24 '26
I highly doubt the devs planned the lore first when placing NMZ. They probably chose the location, then wrote a fitting explanation afterward. Getting hung up years later over the idea that the location can’t change because it would ruin some deep canonical character lore is ridiculous
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u/SwankyBobolink May 24 '26
Could just add lore like the wizards thought his area was an eyesore and kicked him out, but left him a portal so he can still get people.
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u/drjisftw May 23 '26
If that happens would I lose my minigame teleport to Yanille?
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u/KaptainKlein May 23 '26
Worst case you mini game teleport to nmz and click on a portal to go to Yanille. Best case it's toggleable.
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u/Fadman_Loki Quest Helper? I hardly know her! May 24 '26
Minigame teleport to fishing trawler and walk?
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u/pk_hellz May 24 '26
Pures got upset because it meant nmz needed defence. Then a debate happened around pures having lunar diplo and 1 defence having vengance. Reddit was up in arms as it was now a pvp poll. You can guess the rest.
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u/Skellyhell2 May 23 '26
What's more nightmarish than sleeping on tje floor in a field with a cow?
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u/Far-Low-4866 May 23 '26
the only place in the game where ::bank works
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u/bradagon My flair is a tree icon May 23 '26
What's that?
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u/PoliteQueef 🏳️🌈 NO GAY NO PAY 🏳️🌈 May 24 '26
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u/Trypes22 May 23 '26
What is ::bank?
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u/WaterCrafty2117 May 23 '26
a lot of rsps' have a command like that to access your bank anywhere essentially. when you type in in rs your character says Hey everyone, i just tried do something very silly! its been in the game for like 12 years.
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u/whitepageskardashian May 24 '26
It’s not that private servers have the command, it’s actually a real command in OSRS. Mods have access to it. Just like ::noclip and several others. When someone downloads server files to run a private server, they are already there.
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u/og_obelix 2300+ May 24 '26
I think back when I tried a bit of some private servers back in like 2006, that command spawned BiS gear in your inventory.
So full saradomin rune, abyssal whip and a partyhat set, or something like that.
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u/CREATURE_COOMER g0thdr4g0n May 23 '26
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Chat_Interface#Commands
"::bank - Causes the player to exclaim "Hey, everyone, I just tried to do something very silly!""
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u/DukesUwU May 24 '26
It's interesting that ::hop isn't on that wiki list
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u/pirssi May 24 '26
That's a feature of the World Hopper plugin on Runelite, not a native chat command like the ones listed on that wiki page.
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u/LiquorHardlyKnowEr May 23 '26
Does it really??
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u/PlacentaMunch May 23 '26
No its a joke poking fun at how NMZ looks straight out of a private server
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u/DialledFlare May 23 '26
he’s saying that NMZ looks straight out of a private server, and ::bank was a command you could use on some private servers
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u/TylordTheKing May 23 '26
When i used to PK on private servers I would ::bank mid fight to restock on food
Also the classic ::goup so you could reach out of bounds areas
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u/darealbeast pkermen May 24 '26
any rsps worth their salt had ::bank and ::item etc only work in non-pvp areas
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u/Xumo_ May 23 '26
Honestly I want them to come out of left field and give him have his tower and it's like a raid. Where he got all of these bosses in a dream zone and they took over and something happened to where they got giga juiced with new abilities and we have to help him fight them.
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u/Turbulent-Fishing-75 May 23 '26
Honestly revamping a bunch of story bosses in league echo boss style would be really neat in main game
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u/SurturOfMuspelheim gottic btw May 24 '26
Having a raid like that would be suck. Have a ton of older bosses juiced up with mechanics and more hp. Final boss could be KQ that prayer flicks to whatever gear you equip/attack with
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u/SkippyDrinksVodka May 23 '26
this is the most 2010 private sever type shit, its fucking crazy. what was the point of this?
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u/agilitypro i r guy who gon t33ch u less0n May 23 '26
It was one of the first pieces of new content in the game, they didn't really have map tools at the time or anything, so it was very rudimentary.
They actually did poll overhauling NMZ's maps a while back, but it failed for some ungodly reason. Still kinda annoyed about that...
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u/zo1d Bottom 1% Commenter May 24 '26
Same reason the NMZ cave is a copy of the KBD lair. Also why the Staff of the Dead is the same staff Necrovarus is holding, Armadyl Crossbow is a recolored Hunters' Crossbow, Elite Void equipment used to be regular Void with gold trim, etc.
I suppose a lot of current players don't even know that OSRS was never supposed to receive any updates. Barb Assault and POHs were disabled on release due to being infested with bugs that had been discovered and fixed over the years in RS3, so some (or a lot) of the code was copied from RS3. After it was patched and made available, Barb Assault's tutorial used to mention abilities from EoC in some dialogue.
Crazy to think that OSRS is now older than RS was when OSRS was released.
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u/gorocz May 24 '26
Crazy to think that OSRS is now older than RS was when OSRS was released.
And twice as old than the snapshot that OSRS uses was when it was archived. (OSRS came out Feb 2013, so it's 13 years and 3 months old, the snapshot is from Aug 2007, so it was roughly 6 years and 7 months old at the time)
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u/Mundane-Emu-1189 May 24 '26
there are children who were born after OSRS came out that could be playing right now
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u/ImJLu May 24 '26
NMZ is substantially older now than the OSRS backup was at the time. It should stay as is tbh, as an iconic snapshot of that era of OSRS history, when it was just Mat K, Ash, and Reach working in it.
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u/ImJLu May 24 '26
Probably failed because NMZ is an iconic piece of OSRS history at this point. It's older now than RS was when it was added (not counting the time between the OSRS server backup and OSRS release)
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u/GodSPAMit May 24 '26
probably failed because people want zero updates to NMZ other than its removal
(hence this post getting nearly 3k upvotes, it is the correct opinion)
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u/Addyz_ May 23 '26
when they added it they were literally only able to use the equivalent of 2010 private server tools. So yeah prime content for a sweep up tweak tbh
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u/Mattrellen May 24 '26
I think the thing that makes me the most angry about it is that, fir some reason, this has the only example if a male from Lunar Isle.
It feels really odd for a number of reasons!
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u/Sosa-Benedict May 24 '26
It looks loke they designed it in minecraft creative mode over the course of about 3 minutes
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u/caption291 May 24 '26
what was the point of this?
It was basically to give people a way to train combat extremely afk. That was the main purpose.
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u/2MuchNonsenseHere May 23 '26
This is the most private-server-looking thing in the whole game.
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u/ShaunDreclin 🔵184/184 🎵852/853 🟢441/492 ⚔️192/655 💰389/1717 May 23 '26
That's because osrs basically was a private server when it launched, in terms of the tools they had available to them. They couldn't make new assets, all they could do was place existing assets and write new scripts for them. I think the best they had available was recolours.
Even the cave itself was just a copy paste of the KBD lair
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u/HeavyMain May 24 '26
fun fact, if you open the map in there it straight up IS the kbd lair, it has the label and everything
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u/Holograph_Pussy 2007 purist May 24 '26
We were all starting over from zero again as well so a 6 hr log out timer AFK guthans method was appreciated. That and the Nieve slayer cave with everything right there for you.
Doesn’t really fit anymore, but there was a time that it did.
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u/GardinerExpressway May 24 '26
It's Nieve but this subreddit isn't ready for that conversation
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u/ImJLu May 24 '26
Nieve's old cave, sure. Nieve herself, not really, even though she exists as is because Reach was just simping for some girl.
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u/WitchesBravo 92 May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26
Only if we also remove the rich guy from lumbridge
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u/ShaunDreclin 🔵184/184 🎵852/853 🟢441/492 ⚔️192/655 💰389/1717 May 23 '26
You just hate him cause you aint him
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u/Xerothor May 24 '26
I can't tell if people actually hate him or they talk like this because it's literally his name
Not like he's wearing private server shit or anything, just clue rewards
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u/The_Wkwied 2376 w353 May 24 '26
It should be moved to lunar isle, isolated from the rest of the island by having done the quest and having the seal of passage.
The interior of the dream should use the lunar fight area that's cloudy and dream themed. It shouldn't be a 1:1 reskin of KBD's room
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u/17ndthepink May 23 '26
This reminds me of the spongebob's riding around on bikes with glocks on private servers way back when.
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u/lastig_ May 23 '26
it's kind of reach the point of being OGOSRS nostalgia. Kinda like Games necklace having a direct tp to Corp for some reason.
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u/HerrVanza May 23 '26
Corp being in the game at all is weird. I like Spirit shields though, they are peak design imo
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u/CaptainBoj H May 23 '26
i honestly wouldn't mind them reworking and adding the Summer quests, then re-locking him behind em
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u/ImJLu May 24 '26
Only if unlocking it again still requires going into the wildy, plus new requirements of trading another player and having 2 def
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u/Xerothor May 24 '26
Corp is the most annoying shit honestly.
No in game lore, yet retains it's location in the wilderness where the RS3 quest takes place. So just Tele there with a... Games necklace?
Dogshit boss 'mechanics'
2000hp + ridiculous defence leading to the least fun bossing method in the entire game
Drops are insanely rare to boot
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u/o0Randomness0o May 23 '26
Protect this land at all costs! Maybe a nice redesign, but eminent domain?! How dare you.
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u/Imagine_TryingYT May 24 '26
Honestly it should stay. Ya it's an eyesore and out of place, but it's very important to OSRS's history.
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u/ImJLu May 24 '26
A tribute to how Mat K, Ash, and Reach busted their ass to build OSRS from a 2007 backup without dev tools. Keep it as is. NMZ is more old school now than Lumbridge was when NMZ released.
If any ancient shitty jank content could use a tune-up, it's half of Karamja.
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u/Jade_Mans_Eyes May 23 '26
Of all the out of place eyesores in the game, this one is my favorite. Please do not remove.
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u/Psych0sh00ter May 23 '26
It’s so old that it’s now become a part of the oldschool nostalgia, I think we have to keep it now
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u/HerrenPlays 2376 on 12.7.25 May 23 '26
It really would be fine to just remove NMZ at this point, right? As long as imbuing is relocated.
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u/No1Statistician May 23 '26
They said it will move to Lunar Isle many many years ago. They also need an artist to redo the nightmare dream area since it's just a copy pasted dungeon
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u/BaeTier Merch 101: Buy High, Sell Low May 23 '26
If they really wanted to they could just use a different copy pasted arena. Instead of the KBD Lair it could just be the arena where you fight 'Me' and Cyrisus' insecurities. It will at least make more thematic sense to fight in there since you are literally dreaming about past fights you had in your adventures.
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u/Jademalo i like buckets May 23 '26
Why bother even doing that?
Just remove imbuing completely, it's an incredibly arbitrary 30 minute step to give a bunch of rings their "proper" stats.
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u/Stingingjwc18 May 23 '26
I agree. Just make the rings better so we don’t have to imbue them in the first place
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u/BaeTier Merch 101: Buy High, Sell Low May 23 '26
I still wish this got an entire overhaul into being a proper minigame instead a private server eyesore. Dominion Tower was one of the last things I meaningfully engaged with in RS3 before switching over to OSRS and actually enjoyed it quite a bit. To see that this is the equivalent we have here sucks.
I definitely wish it got the attention of having unique challenges, endurance style gauntlets, and fun ways to fight past bosses. Especially since a lot of newer quest bosses are actually pretty interesting mechanically and to only be able to fight them once ever on your account seems like a waste when there's a piece of content right here that can allow you to re-challenge them.
Give us the fun challenges like having to fight 15 evil chickens at once, let me refight Vanstrom now that I'm significantly stronger now, make a unique gauntlet of fighting bosses in an entire quest chain at once, let me (at least try to...)fight Cuthbert at full power.
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u/irohsmellsgood May 24 '26
Nty, it's a part of OSRS history at this point and looks is as Old School as it can get.
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u/CapnWag May 24 '26
Hey man, leave this place alone! It’s the only reason I have max mellee on my main! Hahah 6 hour logged Guthans to death here. I still have leftover points from years ago LOL
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u/Bug_Abuser May 24 '26
When i played 10 years ago nmz was the meta to afk train. I also did 99 magic at nmt with rune duping back then when it was possible. What happened to nmz?
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u/Xerothor May 24 '26
What happened? People don't want to bother setting up there when they can just go to Tlati Rainforest and click a crab every 10m
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u/xXdumbassidiotXx May 24 '26
Nothing has happened to it, it's just old and everything else about the game got better.
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u/amangifford May 23 '26
I have long believed this shit should just be deleted as a footnote in an update one day. It removes people from the overworld, is often botted, and aids in resources being dirt cheap.
Just. Get. Rid. Of. It.
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u/Probably_Not_Sir May 23 '26
I'd be 100% on board with just deleting NMZ from the game. There's better AFK melee training methods out there and NMZ just looks peak private server
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u/LetsCauseProblems May 24 '26
I genuinely think they never updated this just out of spite. like its so comically out of place and poorly designed
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u/fishinexcess May 24 '26
I'd very much like the actual arena in it prettied up.
A quest to get this guy a proper tower would also be good.
but mainly I just like having a minigame teleport to this location way too much for it to be removed entirely.
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u/Colink101 TechnoRaider May 24 '26
It would be nice to have the overworld part of it "prettied up" a bit
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u/MinusMentality May 24 '26
He should just be floating there with right click options for Rewards and Dream. If you hit dream, he will send you to a little room that has the coffer and overloads where you can set up for NMZ.
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u/Bakugo_Dies May 24 '26
Honestly, it's time. It makes no sense and feels like a private server.
I wouldn't completely remove it though. I'd update the UI and dialogue, give it a small facelift, and call it a day
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u/Ardweenz May 24 '26
Why are people trying to get rid of this? Serious question? I have 4 alts and I use NMZ to get 99s in all my combat stats and it’s much easier than gemstone crab. I can afk and even walk away from my pc for 19-20 min, I usually set a 19 min timer because 20 min is when it will make you stop attacking, and then click absorption pots. Not sure why people are against it because for alting it’s very good
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u/sk_arch A Pathfinder btw May 24 '26
Nmz, a relic of 10-12 years ago, used for afk training and imbueing your slayer helm/ zerker ring
I remember people making accounts with the best afk bosses and charging people to train there
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u/Vyxwop May 24 '26
I'd be sad if they did because NMZ at least provides a "healthy" way of AFK combat training since it requires you to at least progress your account to do well, unlike the gem crab which you can do straight off tutorial island.
I'd be OK with them relocating it or changing the way it looks. But as a piece of content it should stay.
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u/mrsusandothechoosin The Red Owl May 24 '26
Move it or get rid of it... but definitely don't keep it
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u/come2life_osrs 2376 May 24 '26
It looks like a day 1 Minecraft house when you are still working out what you want to do.
A little outline of the space you are going to use, some random containers and fixtures haphazardly placed in a temporary location. A chest outside your friend placed to drop things off that ends up being a permanent fixture.
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u/Silver_Chemistry_271 May 24 '26
Was Dom Onion's name a reference to the "Dominion" Tower which was added to rs before eoc?
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u/Aresbanez May 24 '26
NZM is a memorial to a time when OSRS lacked the tools to build fully fleshed out content, so the team went full RSPS recylcing content and released jank the likes of which weren't seen prior to 2006—unless it was on an actual RSPS.
For the love of god keep it.
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u/Zealousideal-Web7293 May 25 '26
Haven't they polled for this years ago? I could be wrong but I believe I heard about something like that.
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u/iAvoid_TB May 25 '26
I’d honestly do a mini quest if the Wizards’ Guild would make him a personal PoH style portal to his own fantasy area.
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u/Akalirs May 25 '26
YES, get rid of this abomination of content. The worst thing they ever released into OSRS.
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u/FugitiveFromReddit May 27 '26
Nmz could use a refresher considering it was the original piece of new content added to osrs. Deserves to not be so jank.
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u/kalebkk890 May 27 '26
Restore the 6 hr afk time while we are doing things that will never happen lol
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u/BARBADOSxSLIM May 23 '26
At least make it make sense and move it to lunar isle and require completing lunar diplomacy or dream mentor
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u/Violatic May 23 '26
I made a proposal for this the other week
It was received with kind of a mixed response, but I think repurposing it would be cool
My proposal: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1tfvdhh
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u/Robofcourse Autistic HC May 23 '26
They absolutely need to sweep up the 2013-14 private server shite they added
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u/Shot_Bad5114 May 23 '26
the fact that people call NMZ 'rsps-like' but willingly voted for sailing boggles my mind. i think its good we have a convenient piece of content to replay less significant quest boss fights.
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u/InternalMartialArt May 30 '26
Well I and many players like me have wanted sailing for longer than OSRS has existed, so it really shouldn’t boggle your mind. The skill has been on the community’s radar for decades. Long before voting on RuneScape was a thing.
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u/pdzido May 24 '26
How is sailing even close to being like an rsps? Have you ever played an rsps before? Any new content they have is full of jank reused assets exactly like NMZ because they don't have the capacity to make new stuff. Sailing is full of bespoke new content and mechanics, it needed a large engine rework to make it even possible. Whether or not you like sailing, it's about as far from an rsps addition as you can get lol
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u/ArseLover1991 May 23 '26
I downvote literally every other summer sweep up post because they are all some form of easyscape bs but I fully support removing this herblore minigame where you can get inquistor.
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u/Th3onib May 24 '26
If you don't like a.certain area of rs or certain content, here is an idea, just don't use it
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u/AbyssalLuck May 23 '26
It is kinda sad his original plan was a 5 year goal to save up money to buy his own building and it’s been 15 years