r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 16 '26

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/jetserf Sep 16 '26

Ready to make an entrance so back on up

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u/good-day-now Sep 17 '26

Cuz you know we bout to rip shit up

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u/TheMaveCan Sep 17 '26

Gimme the microphone first so I can bust like a bubble

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u/ExpensiveKangaroo559 Sep 17 '26

Compton and long beach together now you know you in trouble

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 Sep 17 '26

Ain't nothin' but a squirrel thang baaaby

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u/RumblestheDwarf Sep 17 '26

Low swingin' nuts gotcha goin' craaazy

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u/COVID19Blues Sep 17 '26

Two locced out nuts goin’ crazay!

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u/Charliekeet Sep 17 '26

Oak trees drop the acorns that paaays me…

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u/ExpensiveKangaroo559 Sep 17 '26

Two loc'ed out rodents oh we craaazay