r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 16 '26

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/RustyUnbound Sep 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/jetserf Sep 16 '26

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u/pleasantmeats Sep 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/AxpvyWYDHuIH6

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Sep 17 '26

DOGE called, they want big ballz back

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u/HumbleResolution7099 Sep 17 '26

🤣 🤣 🤣 ask me about my weiner!!!!!!

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u/pikachu_sashimi Sep 16 '26

Nuts are stored in the balls

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u/Foxyunder-45 Sep 16 '26

Really?

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u/genflugan Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

No, everyone knows that’s where pee is stored

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u/Skuzzle_bug Sep 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eld43dWug4rqE

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u/ShizlGznGahr Sep 17 '26

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, BABY?!

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u/shayes7826 Sep 17 '26

HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!

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u/Red_Franzia Sep 16 '26

This one cracks me UP every single time!!! 😂😂

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u/KisaLilith Sep 16 '26

It's funny because everytime someone uses that meme, it's because of balls.

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u/TitaniumButtercup Sep 17 '26

That's not true at all.

Sometimes it's because of dicks.

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u/CactusToothBrush Sep 17 '26

What is this from? I see this gif constantly and laugh so hard every time

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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 Sep 17 '26

Diary of a wimpy kid I think

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u/Top-Distribution733 Sep 17 '26

Every time!!! Every fkn time!!! It’s not a matter of someone’s gonna post this… it’s who is gonna do it first

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u/JonnyGoDeeper Sep 16 '26

Gonads and striiiiifffe

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u/supermr34 Sep 16 '26

When you're a kid and you wanna go weeeeeee but you ain't got drugs yet...

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u/a-Laced-Odyssey Sep 17 '26

Gonads in the LIGHTNING

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u/-Tesserex- Sep 17 '26

In the lightning

In the rain! 

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u/Zealousideal_Type245 Sep 16 '26

Jesus, that unlocked a memory I never knew existed

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u/THElaytox Sep 17 '26

Same, that was wild

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u/SaltMacarons Sep 17 '26

First time I've ever seen this referenced in the wild. This just gotta be 20 years old by now.

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u/Raamah Sep 17 '26

I remember seeing it as a freshman in college, circa 2001. It was literally my first meme, circulated on the LSJUMB mailing list.

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u/530Skeptic Sep 17 '26

Never thought I'd see a threebrain reference. God do i feel old lol.

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u/Ali-oopsies Sep 17 '26

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/thegrenadillagoblin Sep 17 '26

haven't seen that video in over two decades but IMMEDIATELY heard it loud and clear in my brain

that thing is forever seared in there

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u/TinyBreeze987 Sep 17 '26

Wowww. Ebaumsworld

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u/WileE-Peyote Sep 17 '26

I remember watching it on Threebrain way back when. Loved the Threebrain and Joe Cartoon websites.

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u/recrohin Sep 17 '26

Albinoblacksheep

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u/SpyroManiac36 Sep 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eld43dWug4rqE

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u/EatsOverTheSink Sep 16 '26

One of the most quotable movies of all time that nobody saw.

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u/DemonKingCozar Sep 17 '26

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar Sep 17 '26

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/DemonKingCozar Sep 17 '26

Beware of the song about big butts... HE BEATS YOU WHILE HE PLAYS IT!!!!

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u/LegitSoDickBig Sep 17 '26

Let me know.. if you see… a RadioShack

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito! Nacho Burrito!

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u/Codify-The-Preamble Sep 17 '26

I am a great magician. YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!

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u/DemonKingCozar Sep 17 '26

Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

Ooh that's tender. That is tender.

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u/Bgrubz83 Sep 17 '26

Tiger…tiger…bird-ie…tiger

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u/thazmaniandevil Sep 17 '26

Master Pain, it is an honor to have you beating random people in our streets

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u/Forzyr Sep 17 '26

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

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u/julesd26 Sep 17 '26

My ass. Haha haha haha, ENOUGH!

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u/Hubba_Hubba81 Sep 17 '26

I cannot see or say Neosporin without the little song going through my head.

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u/julesd26 Sep 17 '26

I do too. I recently became allergic to Neosporin, so now it’s a slightly sad song 😞 Taco Bell is still good though!

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u/AdagioDesperate Sep 17 '26

Na-nana na-nana NEO

Na-na-na-na SPORIN

Na-na-na Nana-na NEOSPORIN

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u/julesd26 Sep 17 '26

There’s a sub for it!! r/KungPow

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u/AdagioDesperate Sep 17 '26

Me and my friends spent an entire year in high school just shouting random Kung Pow quotes down the halls.

Its in my top 10 favorite movies.

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u/WretchedMotorcade Sep 17 '26

That'll be four bucks baby!

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u/IIIllIIIllllIIIlIII Sep 17 '26

You want fries with that?!

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u/Rioraku Sep 17 '26

He just left.

With nuts!

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u/Away-Ad-3407 Sep 17 '26

the only proper reply. (and i need to watch this movie again)

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u/arck-elj Sep 16 '26

one, two, and three

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u/pew__pew__pew_ Sep 16 '26

And to the floor

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u/zenunseen Sep 16 '26

Snoop doggy Dog and doctor Dre are at the door

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u/jetserf Sep 16 '26

Ready to make an entrance so back on up

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u/good-day-now Sep 17 '26

Cuz you know we bout to rip shit up

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u/TheMaveCan Sep 17 '26

Gimme the microphone first so I can bust like a bubble

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u/ExpensiveKangaroo559 Sep 17 '26

Compton and long beach together now you know you in trouble

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 Sep 17 '26

Ain't nothin' but a squirrel thang baaaby

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u/RumblestheDwarf Sep 17 '26

Low swingin' nuts gotcha goin' craaazy

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u/COVID19Blues Sep 17 '26

Two locced out nuts goin’ crazay!

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u/Charliekeet Sep 17 '26

Oak trees drop the acorns that paaays me…

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u/Dennisfromhawaii Sep 16 '26

I'll never lick a tootsie roll pop the same ever again.

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u/spdustin Sep 17 '26

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u/ReAlBell Sep 17 '26

BUFFALO SOLJAAAAAA

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern Sep 17 '26

IN THE HEART OF AMERICA!

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u/MememeSama Sep 17 '26

DREAD LOCK RASTAA

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u/Obvious_Marzipan8422 Sep 16 '26

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u/Subacai Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

I haven't seen dramatic gopher (groundhog?) in years! Thanks for the nostalgia. 🥰

ETA: Bah, it double posted. Sorry, folks!

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u/Subacai Sep 17 '26

I haven't seen dramatic gopher (groundhog?) in years! Thanks for the nostalgia. 🥰

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 Sep 17 '26

say it louder for the people in the back!!

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u/aryan_jandyal Sep 16 '26

Me first time in my life seeing a male squirrel 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/Vaalirus Sep 16 '26

Not gonna lie, that squirrel looks nuts.

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u/SSN-420-67-6669 Sep 16 '26

I always thought he was crazy, but now I can see his nuts.

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u/churchburningheretic Sep 16 '26

Those squirrels nuts so big I'm going back to fark.com lmao

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u/Dan_flashes480 Sep 17 '26

The balls on this dude.

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u/CV_1994-SI Sep 16 '26

Pretty nuts.......

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u/Antwolies770 Sep 16 '26

Came for the comments and was not disappointed lol

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u/Giga_Chadillac Sep 16 '26

Full of anxiety and nuts

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u/ThinkIshatmyself Sep 16 '26

He's showing his dominance. "Yeaaah you look at my nuts... not that nut! Deeze nuts"

And then to his friends he's like "HA GOT'EEM"

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u/DeepFizz Sep 16 '26

Nut to nut ratio is the largest in the animal kingdom.

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u/S4muraiPAK Sep 16 '26

his eyes are up there

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u/-Interchangeable- Sep 16 '26

Balls on that guy.

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u/Aromatic_Mission_165 Sep 16 '26

Look at those NUTZ