r/fatsquirrelhate • • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

88 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

74 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2h ago

King Lardass Look at these lazy asswipes!

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109 Upvotes

Here we see three squirrels in their natural environment, eating the entire food supply then sleeping their fatasses off, absolute gluttons.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 8h ago

Fat greedy fuck strikes again

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269 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1h ago

Gray squirrel from Japan's Hokkaido island Even Japan has the Fat Fuckers!

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• Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 7h ago

About to steal your lunch Literally ripping food out of the hands of starving humans. When does it end?

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44 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 9h ago

He’s back!

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59 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 7h ago

Absolute Unit I saw this gluttonous fuck after dinner and almost threw up everywhere… sickening

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27 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 27m ago

This disgusting, greedy, turgid, rotund THIEF feels no shame when stealing the meal of an innocent man

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• Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2h ago

Ron Chonkin doesn’t care about 🐿️ business only fermented pears.

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10 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 9h ago

Gluttonous Bastard It’s fat fuck season

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30 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 10h ago

Loses at Wii Fit Tf you looking at

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29 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 9h ago

Lazy fat fuck

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10 Upvotes

Just look at this lazy bastard stuffing his face. I need to aim the Squirrel Soaker 2000 that direction.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 16h ago

OP is about to get robbed

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37 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Ball Shaped Bastard Sentient ball sack

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299 Upvotes

I'm so fucking scared right now


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

This fat floppy fuck is the bane of my existence

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130 Upvotes

Reposting this cuz... Wow


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

I would have died from a heart attack

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28 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

Smart bastard

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35 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

No words. It's a damn shame.

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367 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 23h ago

Giant Ground Squirrel I’m going to explode

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35 Upvotes

I hate him. I’m going to nuke him.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 17h ago

Fatty McFatFace Fat ass blocks the street

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10 Upvotes

Fat ass blocks you from passing if you don't tribute any food. One time a school bus of kids was injured because the driver didn't have food and tried to go around him but hit him. Everyone on the bus was injured but fatso said, "who threw that rock?"


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 16h ago

Birdfeeder Bandit perry bible fellowship tells it like it is

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4 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Fatty McFatFace ardilla gorda de la Ciudad de México

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16 Upvotes

On holiday - turns out the little fuckers are just as greedy here as they are back home! This one’s clearly been on the al Pastor…


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Not a Fatty Big Squirrel propaganda being taught to your kids

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47 Upvotes

"how humans can help?" why dont these squirrels help themselves to a diet and some exercise. the only "book" i advocate for burning..


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 22h ago

You're Never Safe From Squirrels

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9 Upvotes

Not even while waiting for the bus. I'm being targeted and harassed by despicable rodents.