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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 12h ago
It most likely went into a diabetic coma after eating that whole-ass cookie itself. Karma for its act of theft and gluttony.
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u/Historical_Method360 12h ago
That's what he gets for enabling one of these voracious vermin- once they learn to see people as a source of food, nothing will satisfy them.
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u/flyinghairball 11h ago
Haha, they wanted to be friends with that fat monster, then he rejected that offer and stole the food instead! Never trust a fat squirrel, it's really that simple!
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u/Annual_Beginning_600 3h ago
Yk what. I'm glad this happened these mfs need to learn to not support these mcfatties!!
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u/misfitofscience76 Rolls Are For Baking 12h ago
This deal keeps getting worse all the time, pray the greedy monster does not alter it any further
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u/AppropriateCrab1731 6h ago
Is this how people got the pneumonic plague from the prairie dogs in Flagstaff? Sharing food with wild animals?
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u/WrinkledPaws 12h ago
That wasn’t a snack, that was a robbery with witnesses