r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 16 '26

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/Codify-The-Preamble Sep 17 '26

I am a great magician. YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!

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u/DemonKingCozar Sep 17 '26

Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

Ooh that's tender. That is tender.

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u/DemonKingCozar Sep 17 '26

OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!!

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u/AdagioDesperate Sep 17 '26

WeeOhhweeohhwee...

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u/Rioraku Sep 17 '26

W-we're falling!

Whale!