r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 16 '26

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar Sep 17 '26

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/LegitSoDickBig Sep 17 '26

Let me know.. if you see… a RadioShack

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u/SumoNinja92 Sep 17 '26

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito! Nacho Burrito!