r/AbsoluteUnits • in awe • 1d ago

of a larva

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u/Jeandre1989 1d ago

What does it turn in to?

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u/Sensitive_Educator60 1d ago

Seems to me like the Actaeon Beetle they have quite a cute “snout”(?) once they are adult

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u/skr_replicator 1d ago

That's crazy how the larva is so much bigger than even the already large beetle.

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u/fartshitcumpiss 1d ago

Metamorphosis is a very energy-intensive process, the larva needs to be this fat to turn into a buge

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u/Baebel 1d ago

So it's basically baby fat?

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u/Marx_Forever 1d ago

Well, I know in the case of antlions. They don't get an anus until after they go through metamorphosis. So all of their food waste basically stays inside of their body and builds up, which is why the larva have such large abdomens right before they pupate. Then once they finally mature to their adult stage they emerge from a sludge that's basically their feces.

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u/Mechagodzilla777 1d ago

That.. Might explain why the grub's abdomen is noticeably darker and swollen than the rest of it.

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen 1d ago

Today Iearnt that antlions are a thing outside of Half-Life 2... And they're not very much like their Half-Life 2 counterparts, probably for the best though 😆

(Antlions in HL2 for reference)

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u/beemo_wisdom 1d ago

That’s so interesting, I had no idea!

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u/CrossP 1d ago

Baby fat and packaging material.

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u/HotShrekBoi 1d ago

I thought Triceratops went extinct

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u/ScarTheRebel 1d ago

Best beetles ♥️

But-

Hercules beetles are my absolute favorite

I want one as a pet one day

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u/plutino- 1d ago

That’s what I wanna know, it probably turns into something pretty.

…or horrifying.

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u/DeepWaterNights 1d ago

Or pretty horrifying!

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 1d ago

Horrifyingly pretty

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u/Xieomr 1d ago

iirc it's rhino beetle

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u/plutino- 1d ago

Well, he’s definitely not pretty, but he looks kind of cool.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 1d ago edited 1d ago

I ran into one of these on a side walk. I wish I had a way to keep him but since I knew little about how to care for him I just helped him across the road entrance before he got smashed.

They look so cool.

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u/plutino- 1d ago

Nice of you :)

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u/Interesting-Piece612 1d ago

I absolutely despise all bugs, but the fact that the helpless, soft bodied larvae grows samarai-esque horned armor and wings is awesome.

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u/Captain_Joseph_Money 1d ago

Have you seen the larva form of a lady beetle/lady bug?

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes 1d ago

no but I'm going to right now.

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u/Top_Ingenuity_1830 1d ago

These were so cool to find in rotting tree trunks as a kid. I'd check every one lol

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u/Captain_Joseph_Money 1d ago

Rihno beetles look mad cool, but I'd like to take a moment and say I'm a big hater of the coconut rhinoceros beetle (they like to kill Pacific Island flora like coconut/palm trees and flame trees, personally witnessed at least on Guam and Oahu (Hawaii))

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u/Evenmoardakka 1d ago

probably a pair of zerglings

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u/Eastgaard 1d ago

You're getting a lot of shaky replies, but the correct answer is that it's a Hercules Beetle!

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u/Nikoladge 1d ago

Food 😊

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u/DimeloFaze 1d ago

Fucking Kakuna dude

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 1d ago

Hakuna Fritata

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u/AlexP80 1d ago

not 100% sure, but it looks like a scarab larva. A big beetle of some species

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u/burgonies 1d ago

Warthog poop

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u/Jolly-Stop-1071 1d ago

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u/TitaniumButtercup 1d ago

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u/ActualLavendoe 1d ago

The master of "I'm disappointed in you" faces.

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u/Serilii 1d ago

We posting daddies now?

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u/jakethabake 1d ago

I think that’s how the zombie apocalypse would start honestly

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u/Zorin419 1d ago

big man. is it just me, or do insects stop being “gross” after they get to be a certain size? a big part of my fear of crawlies is that they can come from anywhere and can be hard to track, but at some point in size i feel like they are basically just a dry crab lol

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u/CrossP 1d ago

Once they're big enough that they can no longer sneak into your pee hole, there's definitely a sort of plateau.

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u/TaurineDippy 1d ago

Just because they can’t sneak into it doesn’t mean they won’t try to enter it.

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u/Professional-Rush957 1d ago

Why do you think they call them cockroaches?

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u/aoanfletcher2002 1d ago

Yeah but your butt hole is pretty much unlimited.

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u/Professional-Rush957 1d ago

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, turning your desk light on and seeing a wolf spider the size of a pug in the middle of your floor

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u/ExplanationHungry802 1d ago

Yeah but I feel like it passed the threshold of not creepy at dinner plate size, and then entered disturbing at dog size

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u/Dude-Man-Bro-Guy-1 1d ago

I think speed helps as well. Larger tarantulas move (usually) fairly slow and not twitchy so they don't creep me out. But a wolf spider the size of a plate vanishing at 40mph would terrify the fuck out me

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u/dodgeorram 1d ago

I’m literally getting in my truck and leaving at that point bro, I used to be somewhat into combat sports, I can fight people, them bitches to fast

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u/WildVleesBraveJongen 1d ago

Well spiders are a whole different sort of game.

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u/wizardwil 1d ago

On a long enough timeline, everything is crabs. 

Did-a-chuck.  Dad-a-chum.

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u/Canral 1d ago

You needn't die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from the beginning to the end and ka is always served.

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u/Familiar-Mention 1d ago

Did-a-chuck. Dad-a-chum.

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u/AcrolloPeed 1d ago

Spits “life for your crop”

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u/Matthew-ii 1d ago

You know it's funny, I've owned multiple snakes, a chameleon, 3 tarantulas, hissing roaches, and all the "food" for the aforementioned....but I don't think I could pick that guy up lol. Something In my brain just doesn't want to.

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u/devo00 1d ago

Hissing roaches? HISSING ROACHES??
You’re off my Christmas card list.

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u/Matthew-ii 1d ago

Well don't worry, they only make the Satan-borne rattlesnake sound if you pinch them, thankfully. Or poke them 😅. They are like 4 inches long though, can't change that.

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u/saampinaali 1d ago

I don’t think my hissers got the memo. One of them likes to stand on top of the log hide and just loudly hiss in every direction for no reason

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u/Dude-Man-Bro-Guy-1 1d ago

The world must hear his cries

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u/fligglymcgee 1d ago

That thing makes audible rattling sounds? It’s off the Christmas card list!

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u/Matthew-ii 1d ago

My card wall is getting smaller!!! I havn't even shared a photo yet!

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u/NohrianOctorok 1d ago

They only hiss if you stress them out (and it sounds more like a person strongly exhaling through the nose)! Compared to other roaches, they're big, slow, and clumsy. Lovely little critters and a great way to acclimate yourself to creepy crawlies!

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u/featherw0lf 1d ago

I remember we got Madagascar hissing cockroaches a few times when I was 10 or so. I thought they were so cool. Like big shiny shells that hiss if you poke them.

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u/VincentShane 1d ago

I have severe arachnophobia. Completely irrational, but I was diagnosed by a psychiatrist.

I cannot be in a room with any 🕷️ the size of a computer mouse. If Its the size of a toonie or smaller. I can deal with it, big things, no, not at all.

This thing? It's cool, but I'd be wearing a glove.

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u/radraze2kx 1d ago

That's so weird, I have arachnophobia but only when the spiders are small. Like between the size of a US Quarter and a silver dollar. I can deal with the big spiders, no problem. But if I'm walking and get some spider silk on me, I panic so bad

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u/BoyMom119816 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have arachnophobia with all spiders. Nearly passed out from hyperventilating over one that was teeny tiny. Also almost wrecked over another teeny tiny one. I’m talking USA just born size spiders. Less than a kernel of rice sized.

One day, I was in my room, and something kept tickling under my shirt. Finally stood up & shook my shirt & a spider, likely a wolf spider, falls out. About the size of a quarter to 50 cent piece. I freaked out. Started vacuuming my entire room, ended up vacuuming my own hair up the vacuum, I was in such hysterics over that spider being in my room. It was a nightmare, but husband & kids thought it was hilarious with my head stuck to vacuum, hair up the bottom. Grr.

Also scared of snakes & pretty much any creepy crawly. Have two sons though, so have had to have a tarantula, snake, etc. as pets. :-/ grrr. Refuse to feed them or deal with them, but also broke my heart when my son was sold an unhealthy neonate and I could not save the snake’s life, even though I tried. So guess I’m a bit of a hypocrite. Really don’t want to kill or see anything die, just don’t want them near me.

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u/Matthew-ii 1d ago

Verified boy mom 💐💐

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u/BoyMom119816 11h ago

This is what I meant with username. Sadly, I learned about the negative boymoms who condone everything their kids do. With the boys will be boys. And other disgusting shit. I wish I had known about those boymoms, had more creativity, and/or could change my username. But I literally just thought it meant I was a mom with boys and because of that, I constantly had loud, dirt, mud, bugs, & other creepy crawlies, I would prefer not dealing with and most can’t imagine me dealing with. But have to deal with, because of my sons.

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u/Matthew-ii 1d ago

I thought I was good because when I was younger a friend put her full grown tarantula in my hands and I handled it fine, if a little terrified to hurt it when it started walking up both my arms at the same time since I was doing the cupping gesture. Then maybe 15 years later as an adult I purchased a baby birdeater and it started so small and cute and grew so fast and it's legs were too long for its body. I'm better now but I think that's really just hardwired in the monkey brain lol.

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes 1d ago

I got that reference My Canuck buddy.

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u/landrysplace 1d ago

I think I'm brave until I see someone casually holding these giant larva and realize that maybe I'm not. 🤣

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u/Gringo-Dingo 1d ago

Fun fact: before she dug it out of the soil it was called a margma.

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u/NoodleboiPanda 1d ago

You deserve credit for that joke 😂

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u/Gringo-Dingo 1d ago

That i amused someone with my nonsense is it's own reward.

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u/Eth251201 1d ago

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u/moontraveler12 1d ago

I haven't seen this reaction image in forever

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u/UnlikelySpoon 1d ago

The early bird gets the worm. This worm gets the early bird

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u/destruveyah 1d ago

Forbidden French vanilla cruller donut

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u/AnnoShi 1d ago

It would have cost you nothing to not have posted that.

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u/mightyDblock 1d ago

Is that a rhino beetle larva?

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u/Eastgaard 1d ago

Hercules Beetle

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u/sandwich--- 1d ago

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u/UserMingZi 1d ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for the bg3 reference

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u/eatmyshorzz 1d ago

A big baby 🥹

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u/Bitter-Ease7147 1d ago

Big larva turn into what? What kind of Beetles?

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u/Remarkable-Sun-9158 1d ago

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 1d ago

God help us if we screw this up and the
pact is broken.

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u/AtranBerens218 1d ago edited 1d ago

crank up that crime counter!!!! we're going to hotzone

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u/gerMean 1d ago

Why does it look delicious? Wash before cook though

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u/SSMage 1d ago

Bug food

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u/DamnBigAss62 1d ago

Type shi the oompa loompas were eating before willy wonka

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u/magpokedope 1d ago

It reminds me of the bugs they eat in lion king and try to sell to simba lol

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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago

Im sorry????!!!?!

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u/gerMean 1d ago

There is no need, don't worry.

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u/GargantuanCake 1d ago

That's a Goliath Beetle. They do, in fact, eat them in some parts of Africa.

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u/vikinglycan 1d ago

It's because Timon and Pumba conditioned us that way I get you brother

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u/brainspl0ad 1d ago

It's just a ground shrimp

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u/LiamPolygami 1d ago

Looks a bit like a king prawn

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u/Dveralazo 1d ago

Suri. Fried or even uncooked. Like mayonnaise 

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u/J-e-restorationpros 1d ago

Wait, I heard you out and with butter…

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u/DopeyCalliope 1d ago

You don't cook them.

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u/gerMean 1d ago

Is it fryed?

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u/DopeyCalliope 1d ago

They eat them still wriggling. Tastes nutty. I was not brave enough to try but I saw it happening in Leticia on the Amazon River

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u/gameinggod21 1d ago

You sir are we very strange.

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u/Sevehrance 1d ago

is this coherent english? lmao

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 1d ago

He thinks he is looking at a burrito.

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u/giantcappuccino 1d ago

Of a Thumb Nail

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u/rombeli1 1d ago

Thats a zergling Lester! Or will be

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u/jellofixit 1d ago

Check the microchip! "Please return to RFK JR!"

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u/Feteven 1d ago

Why would you touch that? lol

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u/Alarming_Swimmer_654 1d ago

I thought I found a monster, but what you found deserves to be in a Godzilla movie...

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u/abbyleondon 1d ago

Thought it was a donut

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u/omgletmeregister 1d ago

Bear Grylls like this

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u/themorbidtuna 1d ago

Insects and arachnids are the only members of the animal kingdom whose baby stage is not cuter than the adult stage.

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u/Slug_forever 1d ago

No grubs cute

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u/VitalianBeef 1d ago

🥺 she’s scared.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 1d ago

What ever this is going to turn in to, its going to be huge.

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u/SmonkyWontBeatYaReal 1d ago

5 seconds of climbing anywhere

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u/meerproposition 1d ago

he baby ouo

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u/Motor-Courage4237 1d ago

Oh gross. I've touched earthworms with my bare hands. But these? Hell no. Maybe I'd touch them... After they become beetles or whatever they turn into

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u/al2o3cr 1d ago

Dr Breen not looking so good

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u/Adventurous_Log72665 1d ago

Something says to me ,"everything about insects is are from another planet" . Metamorphosis is absolutely amazing .

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u/LambBotNine 1d ago

The duality of man 🤣

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u/Riley__64 1d ago

The forbidden gusher

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u/ieatfoodwithaspork 1d ago

The fuckin antlion grub from half life

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u/WhatTheWhereWhy 1d ago

rhino beetle grub?

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u/MarkRick25 1d ago

Goddamn, I was trying to eat.........

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u/Seraphayel 1d ago

Yeah maybe not

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u/gamebus1 1d ago

Ugh, wait till it buries under your skin and crawls deeper.

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u/LOERMaster 1d ago

If you find one of those in the ground in your yard it’s already too late - nature has won.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 1d ago

I rarely have a visceral reaction to something I see, but this did it

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u/Furfnikjj 1d ago

Needs a cross post to r/whywouldyoutouchthat

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u/bnlf 1d ago

Forbidden cookies and cream.