r/AlternateHistoryHub • u/Achaemenid490 • 12h ago

AlternateHistoryHub What if Mojtaba Khamenei was straight?

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u/Readman31 12h ago

He's gay, Khamenei?

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u/Yagrum_Bagarm 11h ago

Catching, not pitching?

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u/TheAngrySlav 7h ago

Well we can’t have him in our religious club no more, that much I do know.

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u/Yungpharao_oh 10h ago edited 10h ago

That bomb tho, I wonder if it was chalked

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u/WetBerri3s 10h ago

And probably disfigured

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u/bbceronimo 9h ago edited 7h ago

How much more betrayal can I take ??

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u/WackyWonder42 3h ago

Im just trying to sweep the 20 years

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u/ShibeMate 11h ago

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u/thedorkknight123 10h ago

Your phone boutta blow up now.

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u/NtBlstr 9h ago

Its a phone not a pager.

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u/thedorkknight123 9h ago

Didn't bibi himself say phones aren't safe??

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u/NtBlstr 9h ago

Just toying with us. ...or it's a Samsung Galaxy Note 7

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u/One_Health_9358 10h ago

How dare you post disrespectful imagery of this subs idol!

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u/thuanjinkee 10h ago

Oh those are Calico Cut Pants! All the biggest rappers are wearing them.

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u/Enough_Obligation574 7h ago

This is not funny. You shouldn't make these. This is fully disrespectful. He is saving the world from 10 year old terrorists. You should be ashamed of this.

(Checking back account aggressively)

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u/m1stwalk3r 4h ago

Try your credit score.

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u/Plucoze 7h ago

Ai slop

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u/DrHerbNerbler 5h ago

Bibi just nut his pants thinking about freeing the people of Persia

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u/UknowImRight422 6h ago

USrael murders children and/or send them to be raped and killed by the epstein class.

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u/Wealthier_nasty 3h ago

Wait till you find out what happens in ever single Muslim majority country

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u/UknowImRight422 3h ago

So you support the epstein class and murdering children.

Got it.

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u/Wealthier_nasty 3h ago

There are far more pedophile child molesters in the Muslim world than the “Epstein class”. Do you only have an issue with the ultra rich molesting children?

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u/UknowImRight422 3h ago

You seem to be very defensive of the zio child rape honeypot operation.

Do you also support "mowing the grass" and burning children alive?

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u/Wealthier_nasty 2h ago

You seem very defensive of Muslim child rapists

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u/ShredsGuitar 11h ago

He would have had a lot of illegitimate children

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u/OilyFatCan 10h ago

Every accusation is a confession, Trump blew clinton

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u/Vasily-_- 6h ago

Supposedly, there are photos somewhere in Putin's possession

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u/JinxyMcDeath48 9h ago

What if he was alive?

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u/mr_radiox 4h ago

Honest question. How is this guy doing? A while back there were stories he was badly injured, or maybe even dead already. Has he been seen in public or something like that?

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u/TyrionLannister557 10h ago

Who says he isn't straight? The guy was married and had kids...all of whom were killed by the US, by the way. You're basing him not being straight off of what Trump (the guy covering his actions in the FILES) said.

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u/Vast-Beginning2219 9h ago

Who gives a fuck? He’s a horrible guy

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u/Sogelink 9h ago

What horrible things did he commit then?

I mean, you seem to know what you're talking about, surely you have information.

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u/Arkadash-siz 7h ago

Basiji detected.

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u/Maximus_jozozius 8h ago

You are definitely not frombthe middle east. This guy and his father killed thousands of protestors in Iran.

Has a huge superiority complex against arabs, every successful arabic country they try to destroy.

Supported Assad who massacered thousands of Syrians by gasing them and torturing them.

Help Assad destroy and destabilize Lebanon, killed hundreds of lebanese.

They also bragged that they control 4 Arabic capitals.

Do you want more? Or are you still going to be blind?

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u/Suspicious-Truths 8h ago

Also don’t forget the ties with Russia and china, who are both committing atrocities too

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u/Vast-Beginning2219 7h ago

He’s just a braindead tankie from the west who thinks that the enemy of his enemy is his friend.

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u/Vast-Beginning2219 9h ago

If he is still alive which I doubt then he‘d continue the horrible dictatorship of the last ayatollah. That’s already enough to hate him

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u/Sogelink 9h ago

Ah yeah, so he's an horrible man for things that have yet to come?

Man, not only you are knowledgeable about geopolitics but you can also foretell the future, wow so amazing.

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u/Arkadash-siz 7h ago

Yes indeed my yet to come dictator has not yet started a genocide like his father or all of his predecessors. Seems like a good guy

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u/ExistingProfession83 6h ago

Imagine defending a radical Islamist lol

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u/Vast-Beginning2219 9h ago

Yeah thank god that attack disfigured him

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Trash_Scientist 7h ago

You’re right. Trump is a horrible guy. He killed all those school girls

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u/Vast-Beginning2219 7h ago edited 6h ago

The other one‘s bad too 🤨 I‘m sick of this selective outrage bs

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u/Dio_solaire_D_Ethelo 10h ago

Penso che stesso trollando

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Itz_DreadFul 10h ago

Mojtaba khamenei is the current leader. The one who died was Ali Khamenei

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u/DrHerbNerbler 9h ago

Mojtaba is also dead

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u/Itz_DreadFul 5h ago

He might be dead but I don't think so

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u/DrHerbNerbler 5h ago

He has not made any appearances since having his leg blown off

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u/GolparEnjoyer 10h ago

He would have been picked as a successor earlier and without the sudden death of his predecessor creating the conditions for his selection.

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u/Jonathan_Peachum 9h ago

He was straightened out.

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u/NoSurprise6383 7h ago

CENTCOM would be less butthurt?

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u/jizzybiscuits 6h ago

The Islamic regime gives gay men other than Mojtaba a choice - undergo "gender affirming" sex-reassignment surgery or be hanged from a crane.

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 6h ago

What is he were still alive?

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u/collnorway 1h ago

So what 🤪 We love Mojtaba baba <3

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u/Fun_Thanks4941 22m ago

US would still be getting their asses kicked. 

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u/patron_du_medef 10h ago

at least he's not a pedo

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u/KalashnikovParty 4h ago

Why the fuck is this the bar now

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u/NeiborsKid 5h ago

youre not gonna believe this...

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u/DrFrickenstein 11h ago

What if ... can't think of anything witty. Dude is super duper unstraight.

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u/Wise-Part2403 10h ago

Donny is his gaylord.

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u/the-real-CJ 9h ago

If he was straight his kids would look like him. His children have blue eyes and blond hair, like his bodyguard. (Also his wife is brunette too)

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u/Short_Issue_8543 11h ago

USA invades Iran

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u/Careless-Physics4718 8h ago

Musk’s tech bros at it again, not even joined to this sub why is it always pushed on my go

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u/Teiam_Player 9h ago

He is (probably) straight, but his face doesn't look like that anymore

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u/StankWalk 7h ago

would he still be fucking America in the ass?

likely

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u/ExistingProfession83 6h ago

How is Iran’s economy doing?

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u/Loud-Hat-175 11h ago

… and alive

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u/ErlikHan6 9h ago

important piece of knowledge for ignorant people:

islam doesn't forbid being gay, it forbids sodomy. islam acknowledges that some people naturally long for same sex relationships, however it forbids people from acting on those desires

so this khamenei guy would not face any problems in iran for "being gay", as long as he doesn't run outside naked screaming things like "YASSS KWEENNM GAY SEX GAY SEX" whatever

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u/HolaDrNick 9h ago

so this khamenei guy would not face any problems in iran for "being gay", as long as he doesn't run outside naked screaming things like "YASSS KWEENNM GAY SEX GAY SEX" whatever

Ah, because that's how it currently works in Islamic theocracies, right? 😆

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u/Suspicious-Truths 8h ago

“You can be gay in Iran you just can’t be out of the closet”

My brother… this isn’t the W you thought it was.

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u/AdVivid8910 7h ago

Also they were forcibly converting gay men to transexual through surgery in Iran…he kinda left that out for some reason.

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u/ErlikHan6 5h ago

you didn't get the point. i wasn't trying to vindicate islam. i'm just responding to trump's remarks

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u/StandTurbulent9223 11h ago

He's gay to be alike his prophet

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u/Tahsanium 9h ago

nothing changes cz that's just one of the lies of US Govt.

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u/crevicepounder3000 7h ago

We would still lose this fucking dumb war

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u/Akaryan_Atlas 9h ago

As far as I know its rabbis that give a blowie after circumsisions, oops

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u/AdVivid8910 7h ago

Circumcision is required by that man shown and the state of Iran for all citizens. Israel doesn’t have any cut your dick laws so oddly has the lowest rate of circumcision in the Mid East. I never would’ve guessed that either, reality is surprising.