r/BillyStrings • u/perpetualdrips • 16d ago

misc The Peen Demon

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Wtf?

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u/Deranged40 🚂 16d ago

My hair's too long and I listen to the grateful dead. Better watch out for me!

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u/swearengens_cat 16d ago

What a long strange trip it's peen.

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u/FantasticMrActicFox 16d ago

Peenin on a travelin song, Seven peens in county, Peen your man, MORPEEN4ME, Hap peen Hollow, Richard Peeny, Long Forgotton peen, Guitar Peen

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

There is such a thing as too long, where do you draw the line hair wise? For me it was when it got down to my buttocks (pretty sure you can guess the reason if I say that I’m a hiker)

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u/Deranged40 🚂 16d ago edited 15d ago

Well, according to the song I'm referencing, if your hair is on your ears it's "too long".

Mine's more shaggy right now than it is "long" by conventional terms. But by that song, it's "too long". But at one time I had almost 2ft of hair.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

Sorry man, didn’t get the reference.

Growing your hair is fun though. A great way to chat up the ladies if you’re in to the ladies (hair care tips and so on). Facial hair is fun too and from what I saw on lot in SoCal y’all figured that one out :)

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u/Deranged40 🚂 16d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEfA3UV3aM4

Here's a good version of it.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

Zowie. I forgot about this one. Perhaps my hair is too long :)

Thanks for putting up with an old man

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u/Deranged40 🚂 15d ago

No problem here! I'm no spring chicken myself.

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u/dirtytounder 16d ago

For me it was when i sat on it on the toilet. Too fucking long

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

We have a winner — terminal length is what I called it

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u/BananaResponsible619 16d ago

Sometimes I can feel Royal’s bass in my peen.

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u/oleslewf00t 16d ago

Deep down in muh plums

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u/rawstaticrecords 16d ago

Play the prostate note daddy 

2

u/spacedman_spiff 15d ago

What color is that note?

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u/rawstaticrecords 15d ago

The 4th Color. But idk

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one

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u/MattyDSki 14d ago

My wife said she does too. And by peen she means vageen.

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u/lost21stcenturyman 16d ago

This man and his church helped me to realize that my problems all stemmed from my demonic peen, and my much to large savings account.

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u/Red217 16d ago

Thank the fighters of the dark demon peen forces for letting you surrender your entire life savings to them!

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u/lost21stcenturyman 16d ago

That was the key part of my salvation.

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u/Red217 16d ago

🫸🌭🫷

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u/ijbh2o 16d ago

I mean. That is some good satire

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u/flyingfishyman 16d ago

he's been annoying the hell outta the asheville subreddit the past couple weeks, and you just gave him the attention he was seeking.

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u/BadgerOptimal3628 16d ago

He won't let snake handlers attend services at his trailer. If you ain't letting snakes in the door then it's no place for me. 

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u/purrmutations 16d ago

Oh there is a lot of snake handling in there don't worry

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u/BadgerOptimal3628 16d ago

The one flyer I saw in the past specifically said No Snake Handlers. 

I packed up my 🐍 box and pole, headed on home. 

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u/Bshsjaksnsbshajakaks 16d ago

Troll. Don't amplify his shit like this.

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u/Nickzpic 16d ago

I think it’s funny lol

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u/Bshsjaksnsbshajakaks 16d ago

I disagree. He posts AI generated images as well. Can't support that absurd use of resources.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

I think absurdly is what they are going for and in this day and age I really appreciate it.

That said, I used to hang out with cats like Vermin Supreme so caveat emptor

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 16d ago

I wish I had saved a copy of that flyer. Next level funny

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 16d ago

Because it is funny

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u/Nachtopus69 16d ago

Billy Strings x Evil Larry collab incoming. Halloween sit in?

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u/LiamMurphyMusic 16d ago

So glad I’m not the only one who saw this in the wild and was confused

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u/I-call-cats 15d ago

Sounds like a great song title

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u/Either_Emu7456 15d ago

If yer peens to long, there's sin in your peen? Just checking

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u/LardNards 14d ago

GodPeenSatan

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u/Miglovin9 14d ago

What just happened? Am I in a KHole?

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u/Schoolofhardnugs 16d ago

This explains my problems. I listen to too much Billy. I shall repent and I shall do it naked.

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u/fluffhead711 16d ago

it’s a bot

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u/ArmoFun 16d ago

dude i screenshotted this as well…what in the actual fuck?!

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u/lushlanes 16d ago

I knew it. Too good to be true.