r/BrandNewSentence • u/putin_on_a_ritz96 • 15h ago

People think they found god and it is linear algebra

19.9k Upvotes

3.3k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DecalageVersLeRouge • 18h ago

"We understand a death occurred, but it's not right for people to turn to the internet and sodomize the reputation of a company"

1.0k Upvotes

https://people.com/human-interest/man-claims-wedding-videographer-mocked-him-refused-refund-fiancee-death-car-crash/

168 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ExtremeSportStikz • 18h ago

“It’s more of a step basketball situation”

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Queasy_Dentist3903 • 22h ago

Can we get gender theory researchers to look at emergent culture in agent swarms plz

876 Upvotes

67 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/loudrain99 • 23h ago

“Stripping off my flesh onesie.”

1.8k Upvotes

83 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/iamoger • 1d ago

Doing the cinnamon challenge with a 12 gauge

reddit.com

3 Upvotes

A comment from this video of an idiot unloading a chemical fire extinguisher into his mouth…

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RebornX10 • 1d ago

Spectacular tits, but god damn you could eat corn on the cob through a chainlink fence.

80 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eve_72 • 1d ago

Your lettuce wants to be a salad pancake

22 Upvotes

Courtney of The NY Times!

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BennySkateboard • 1d ago

I smoke weed dressed like a nun and give out advice and spiritual reassurance on an Omegle-like site

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Valoroff • 1d ago

I enjoy the concept of watermelon but I am disappointed everytime

116 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CompleteBeginning271 • 1d ago

Sikh Vancouver police officer Const. Sukhvinder Sunger goes viral in Scotland after leading the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo as the VPD Pipe Band drum major in a kilt and turban.

24.7k Upvotes

I love a good mash-up or a remix eh!

1.8k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoNameStudios • 1d ago

Would Descartes use shaders in Minecraft?

136 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tikkinger • 1d ago

Boba tea company apologises over Canada Dragon's Den row

bbc.com

335 Upvotes

I genuinely don't have any clue what this means. Like, not the slightest.

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fearless_Spring5611 • 1d ago

"Should we allow eagles to divorce because their condoms ruptured?"

14 Upvotes

Deep theology occurring here.

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 1d ago

chinese imam trade

57 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Chibrax_le_Furax • 1d ago

Melbourne's finest

18 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 1d ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

157 Upvotes

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 1d ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

359 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EnvironmentalShift25 • 1d ago

A false leg, a wedding dress and a human-sized papier-mâché chicken are among some of the weird items left behind by guests at Center Parcs

15 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/braxstonian • 1d ago

Apex bra shop owner

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RadioLiar • 1d ago

How erectile dysfunction led a KGB spy into the arms of MI6

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/geeksaresexy • 1d ago

Dad Teabags Blinged R2-D2 at Quebec Comiccon, Gets Apprehended

15 Upvotes

1 comment

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

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Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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