r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 16h ago
Few understand "the unlimited power of Bitcoin". Don't be "on the wrong side of physics and thermodynamics". 😆
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Cryptobros really are too much.
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • Mar 27 '24
Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?
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r/Buttcoin • u/InclinedPlane43 • 1d ago
Why aren't I rich yet? I've been dumping real money in for OVER TWO FULL YEARS!!!!
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I mean, doesn't everyone expect to be rich after dumping in your rent money over two full years? (Not part years, FULL years!)
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 1d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "There's 3 Types of Money" (only the clown one actually works though)
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r/Buttcoin • u/UnluckyEntry7132 • 1d ago
how is it scarce
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there are infinite decimal places in a number
r/Buttcoin • u/Tofu-DregProject • 1d ago
Criminals stole $90mn of crypto by hiding password readers in USB-like devices
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Buttcoiners seem to be targeted by people much cleverer than they are. This is quite extraordinary...
"Ledger said theft from its secure wallets was ‘one of the most sophisticated attacks’ the industry has seen"
https://www.ft.com/content/70f69253-6017-4259-95c9-48bf0e088b40?syn-25a6b1a6=1
r/Buttcoin • u/Li54 • 5h ago
A rogue OpenAI agent robbed a crypto wallet to obtain funds to carry out a task
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AI robbing crypto wallets - just a matter of time
r/Buttcoin • u/Finnegan_Faux • 1d ago
OpenAI Says Research Model Raided Developer Wallet on Ethereum Testnet
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A test run before the real heist
r/Buttcoin • u/HowdyDiarrhea • 2d ago
NYT Hoaxed by Crypto Bros, Adam Back & Samson Mow Unravel: Bloomberg Exposes!
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r/Buttcoin • u/HowdyDiarrhea • 2d ago
Adam Back's Blockstream Borrows Billions, Hides CIO Chris Cook's Fraud Conviction. NYT Cheerleads while BSTR lists. Why?
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r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 3d ago
Cryptobros truly are some of the worst excuses for human beings
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r/Buttcoin • u/MelangeBot • 3d ago
Hex Founder Richard Heart Detained in Istanbul on Interpol Red Notice
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r/Buttcoin • u/noradrenalinenjoyer • 3d ago
Richard Hearth likes hats
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So Hearth was arrested. He is a big fan of hats, what is interesting many crypto OGs from 2010s wear it at the conferences. Brock Pierce and many crypto market makers.
Who is next?
r/Buttcoin • u/InclinedPlane43 • 5d ago
I want to think that they are getting closer...
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...but it's pretty clear that they aren't.
r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 5d ago
Line go up is good for bitcoin. Line go down is.... also good for bitcoin. I wonder if these morons think anything is bad for bitcoin.
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 5d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Situation Today"
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r/Buttcoin • u/ultimatepoker • 5d ago
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you.
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r/Buttcoin • u/I_sta_sad • 5d ago
Crypto-party is finally over.
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It is time for - I told you so. :D
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 6d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Is ThIs NoRmAl?"
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r/Buttcoin • u/d3arleader • 6d ago
Coldwallet’s Twitter Account 2FA Compromised
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Hilarity continues. How are these guys still in business? Their Twitter gets hacked and the hacker posts a phishing security update post. Clown show.