r/CFB • /r/CFB • Jan 02 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Alabama 38-3

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Alabama 0 0 3 0 3
Indiana 0 17 7 14 38
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u/Twall1297 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks Jan 02 '26

If you told anyone 2 years ago that Indiana would be #1 in the country and destroy Alabama in the Rose Bowl, they would have forcibly restrained you and had you committed to an insane asylum lmao

Also, Curt Cignetti after the game be like: 😐

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u/k3hvn Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '26

“I win. Google me.”

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u/BFStotle Jan 02 '26

CFB’s equivalent of “I drink your milkshake.”

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u/Nervous_Sign2925 Jan 02 '26

Google me Chuck

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u/1MellowFellow Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 02 '26

I did Google him, he does in fact win.

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u/lubbylubbs Michigan Wolverines • Navy Midshipmen Jan 02 '26

Watching that clips gives me goosebumps after seeing what’s happening this season. The man is a bloodthirsty killer.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Jan 02 '26

Indiana rushing yards: 221 Indiana passing yards: 192

Bama total yards: 193

Absolute beatdown.

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u/StPatrickofIreland Oregon Ducks • Sickos Jan 02 '26

Hook this week's Pawl Finebaum show INTO MY VEINS

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u/Sp3ctre7 Michigan Tech Huskies • Team Chaos Jan 02 '26

SEC Shorts and Roll Call are both gonna be all-timers

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u/panaja17 BYU Cougars • Pop-Tarts Bowl Jan 02 '26

Battered Aggie Syndrome is going to feast like Pennywise on the whole conference

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u/Sp3ctre7 Michigan Tech Huskies • Team Chaos Jan 02 '26

Hope clinging desperately to whoever survives this Ole Miss/Georgia game

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u/thejudeabides52 Texas Longhorns Jan 02 '26

Alabama might be in the coffin on this one. Damn that was bad.

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u/MindsEyeCoil90 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

SEC Shorts are actually intentionally hilarious, though. Just brilliantly written and performed sketch comedy. Finebaum is going to be unintentionally hilarious.

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u/mr_longfellow_deeds Indiana Hoosiers • Big Ten Jan 02 '26

I still remember our inclusion in the speed dating playoff bit in 2020. We have come so far.

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u/McHithard Michigan • California Jan 03 '26

I feel like Roll Call will be better than SEC Shorts, though.

SEC Shorts always feels kinda like sour grapes when non-SEC schools do well, but Matt pulls zero punches.

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u/skoryy Dayton Flyers • Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 02 '26

Josh gonna be in more bandages than the Invisible Man.

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u/MiketheTzar Duke • Western Carolina Jan 02 '26

If Ole Miss loses to Miami Matt Mitchell might just take a 3 week break from posting

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u/bigbear-08 New Zealand • California Jan 02 '26

It’s gonna cook even further after the Sugar Bowl

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u/Prestigious-Trip-927 Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '26

That idiot pretended to run for government and backed out just to have this happen. Hopefully he has a stroke when Indiana blows his mind again.

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u/SaltyBarDog Jan 02 '26

Did you hear his reason for why he backed out? Because Tubashit told him that he would have to trash Disney which owns the company that pays him.

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u/thisshitsstupid Alabama Crimson Tide Jan 02 '26

Idc what the reason was I'm just glad it isn't fucking happening. The state of Alabama also owes the Birmingham Stallions for getting McCarron a job before that dipshit decided to run too.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Does this mean Alabama is a nobody, as we haven’t played anybody yet?

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u/coleyboley25 Texas Longhorns • South Dakota Coyotes Jan 02 '26

He’s called it from the beginning. He’s said over and over that Bama and Bama fans weren’t taking Indiana seriously enough. The phone calls he gets are going to be hilarious

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u/TanStewyBeinTanStewy Jan 02 '26

Saban called it this morning on Gameday. He said Indiana was legit and all the guys he golfs with thought Bama would just roll, which he thought was absurd. Turns out the GOAT CFB coach knows ball. Weird.

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u/SaltyBarDog Jan 02 '26

I might just sit in my car in the garage for 3 hours.

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u/Testicleus Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 02 '26

Yes.... oooh yes

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u/ATLfinra Georgia Bulldogs Jan 02 '26

That show will be UNHINGED! LOL I can’t wait

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u/acekingoffsuit Minnesota Golden Gophers Jan 02 '26

Mendoza: 3 passing touchdowns, 2 incompletions

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u/BruchsK Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

For the B1G season home games he had more TDs than incompletions.

ILL 21/23 5 TDs

MSU 24/28 4 TDs

UCLA 15/22 3 TDs

Wisc 22/24 4 TDs

15 incompletions. 16 TDs

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u/kychleap Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

There were similar stats for the Illinois game too.

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u/hiimred2 Ohio State • Kent State Jan 02 '26

Dominated total yards, dominated yards per play, dominated conversion rate, and while we don't have the numbers yet we absolutely know they dominated epa/play and success rate. Total and absolute dismantling of the former evil empire.

Google him.

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u/samhit_n Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 02 '26

This was the biggest Alabama loss I’ve seen since they lost to Clemson in the 2019 Natty.

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u/putupthosewalls Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '26

Perfectly balanced

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Jan 02 '26

Texas Tech total yards: 215

Bama put up 3 points, but fewer yards than the earlier offensive disaster

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u/QuitWhinging Florida Gators • Paper Bag Jan 02 '26

He did crack a smile at the very end of regulation. I thought the world was ending.

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u/I_Like_Quiet Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos Jan 02 '26

Wait till Indiana wins football and Nebrasketball makes it to the final 4.

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u/Rickbox Washington Huskies • Columbia Lions Jan 02 '26

I couldn't imagine being an Indiana fan right now.

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u/Commodore56 Indiana Hoosiers • Amherst Mammoths Jan 02 '26

Imagine being an IU fan for 57 years and now living this. Hell -- I cried seeing our band in the parade.

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u/mandrew27 Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '26

I don't blame you. I was crying after the first half of the 2023 NFC Championship game... then I was crying for a different reason after the game.

I hope Indiana wins it all.

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u/The_Franchise_09 Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Jan 02 '26

Fuck you. I was having a good day too

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u/KongUnleashed Alabama Crimson Tide Jan 02 '26

Brother, even though tonight came at our expense, I’m glad for you that you got to see your team, against all odds, get here. How incredibly special. I’ll be rooting you Indiana to win it all. Godspeed.

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u/moreton989 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Thank you from a Hoosier fan!

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u/Breedwell USF Bulls • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 02 '26

It's crazy how fandom can mean so much to someone. Be proud of your team tonight they looked fantastic.

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u/Fat-Singer-9569 Jan 02 '26

I think this naturally happens as you grow old watching a team. You see their highs and lows, you believe in them when no one else does, so when they succeed it's amazing. Especially when you've seen so many lows, the greatness you are watching becomes more obvious, well before other fans.

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u/PhilanthropistKing Rutgers • Arizona State Jan 02 '26

I’m living vicariously through yall as a Rutgers fan. So impressive

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

First Rose Bowl ever, Congrats. It's been a long time coming.

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u/Werd2urGrandma Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Same!

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u/warleidis Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 Jan 02 '26

I got the feels after winning Big12 and getting into CFP, and then our offense didn’t even get on the field.

IU came out and just stomped the whole game.

Must feel amazing.

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u/chiaratara Indiana Hoosiers • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jan 02 '26

I watched this with my mom who is 80 and went to the last Rose Bowl. Bonkers.

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u/Commodore56 Indiana Hoosiers • Amherst Mammoths Jan 02 '26

I watch with my mom from her assisted living facility -- she couldn't go to Pasadena in '68 due to being pregnant with yours truly. Wouldn't have it any other way.

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u/The-Real-Number-One MVFC • USA Eagles Jan 02 '26

Indiana sacrificed Caitlin Clark's leg, Halli's leg, Daniel Jones' leg, and the Indy 500 for this.

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u/Ok_Card9080 Notre Dame • Pittsburgh Jan 02 '26

Sincerely pulling for you guys. Has to be the greatest turnaround in history. Enjoy every second of it.

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u/Ham_Council Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Was at the game. I had a moment when we scored the first TD. I didn't, but the waterworks wanted to flow. Just to see IU fans turn the Rose Bowl into a home game had me emotional.

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u/Commodore56 Indiana Hoosiers • Amherst Mammoths Jan 02 '26

I went out to the UCLA game last year at the Rose Bowl and it was much the same, yet it was just then when we got the idea that something special might be happening. Tonight, I could feel from thousands of miles away the same sort of aura building, followed by the radiance of the afterglow during the trophy presentation.

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u/wise_comment Minnesota • Oklahoma State Jan 02 '26

Jesus, i see what you've done for others, and i wish it for me

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u/paytonsglove Jan 02 '26

As an Indiana native, what I watched with my dad tonight was pure magic.

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u/Commodore56 Indiana Hoosiers • Amherst Mammoths Jan 02 '26

I watch the games with my 86 y/o mother in her assisted living apartment. She's retired from IU and taught/mentored many of the Hoosier greats (or pretty goods), including Trent Green and Antwaan Randle-El. She was unable to make the trip to Pasadena in '68 because yours truly was onboard and under construction. (The first of many things being my fault). While I certainly could have gone out for the game, I never even considered not watching with her.

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u/jbtown16 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

The vibes here in Bloomington are just UNBELIEVABLE. There's no way to describe how happy and excited and, honestly, shocked everyone still is, week after week.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I imagine Kirkwood and Walnut are absolute fucking mayhem.

I just moved out of Bloomington last year and while it’s probably the smarter choice, those street crowds after a crazy win were really something.

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u/jbtown16 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I haven't heard if there was a huge crowd today, but after the Ohio State win we went down there and it was so packed but also so wholesome. IU kids, middle aged folks like me, grandparents with their grandkids, college kids crowdsurfing on Kirkwood, people singing the fight song.

I've lived here for 20+ years and have seen some cool things, but this has been the coolest by far.

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u/Individual_Section_6 Jan 02 '26

IU making the final 4 during the Mike Davis era was pretty epic. Kirkwood street totally overflowed with people and women flashing their tops.

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u/ChaffWheat Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Watshot was a similar outcome

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u/tauisgod Jan 02 '26

I can't even imagine. The basketball team was doing so well in the few years post-Knight that they still had to grease the light posts and the cops shoot tear gas into the crowd. Running clear to the opposite side of campus with eyes and sinuses on fire wasn't fun.

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u/bigwhiffajw Tennessee Volunteers Jan 02 '26

You know what? Good for you guys. I hope you win the whole freaking thing.

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u/BruchsK Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I was a student at IU during the 02 basketball run to the NCAA finals. I'd imagine this is better than that.

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u/jiuclaw Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I was there for that too! Still remember people climbing the telephone poles and a small fire in the street 😂 great vibes

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u/jbtown16 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Ironically, the very first time I ever set foot in Bloomington was in 2002, the night they beat Duke. I was in town to look for an apartment before moving here a few months later. I saw the end of the game in my hotel room before heading out with my friend to find food.

I don't remember the details and obviously didn't know the city at that point, but I'm pretty sure I wound up by Yogi's when it was on 11th, and I remember people being EVERYWHERE.

Such a crazy first introduction to this town, I'll always remember it.

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u/agirlhasnorose Tennessee Volunteers • Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Ah, to be back at Kilroy’s or Brothers at times like these

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u/TermAccomplished1868 ECU Pirates Jan 02 '26

Guy across the street is an Indiana alum. He told me it's like every day is a dream and he's waiting to wake up. Imagine any given season your team is no better than Wake Forest and then you're on fire beating the teams that used to step on your necks.

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u/AllStarSpecial10001 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

It’s literally insane 😭 if he had back to back 9 win seasons it would still be insane 😭😭😭

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u/Werd2urGrandma Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

It’s unreal. It’s something that I truly never thought possible, and I was fine with it. I’ve seen some horrendous Indiana football, and I never miss a game. This is truly something else. My wife has been very supportive lol

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u/Spare_Chemical_7498 Jan 02 '26

It’s absolutely incredible! Every week is a new high. Indescribable. I have never felt such emotion from a football game.

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u/soraka4 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

It’s surreal, no words could embody this

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u/obnoxiousguest Jan 02 '26

My friend, it’s truly insane. There are no words to describe this. The amount of truly horrible football we’ve seen in our lifetimes is enough to demoralize even the biggest die-hards. To go from that to this defies words.

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u/thebaddadgames Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I’ve been an IU fan for 40 years, I have gone to over 50 IU football home games, Cig is finishing what Tom started, I played under Tom @ Ben Davis as my D line coach in the early 2000s, I’ve never been so fucking proud in my life, I legit had tears in my eyes at both the OSU game and the Bama game. I’m an IU fan first a ND fan second and this might be the best week of my life.

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u/jbtown16 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I've been thinking about Coach Hep a lot this season. It wouldn't have happened like this, obviously, but I think he was getting something started before he passed.

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u/MaximusFSU Florida State Seminoles • BCS Championship Jan 02 '26

I live in LA and got given last minute tickets to the rosebowl today. My granddad was a huge IU fan, so we took the kids and hopped on the band-wagon for the afternoon.

I gotta say. The IU fans were just so damn happy to be there. They all had such a great attitude and were so kind. The weather was shit, and the tailgating was a muddy mess, but they were all just talking about what a beautiful stadium it was, and how cool it was to be at the rose bowl, and how the sun was gonna come out any second now. Not only that, but they fucking TRAVELED. That stadium was like 85% IU fans. I want them to win it all so much now.

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u/tauisgod Jan 02 '26

I was a freshman when Knight was fired. One of my profs at the time was a huge fan of the FB team, even though "IU football is very hard to watch". I did a quick search. Good to see you're still around Dr. Dalkilic, and if you're lurking here, I hope you're eating up this moment in time.

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u/polishprince76 Indiana • Notre Dame Jan 02 '26

It's so fucking nice. So many of us have suffered through so much. When I was there back in the 90s, we rushed the field because we won our first big ten home game in 4 years against a winless Illinois team. And that was the highlight of my 4 years down there. I hope I never take this for granted.

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u/tehfro Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Only thing I can compare it to is the Cubs winning the National League/World Series in 2016.

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u/moreton989 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I’ve cried so many times over the past two years! I never thought I’d see this day!!

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u/OGB Cincinnati Bearcats • Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

I'm a 43 year old man. I came really close to crying after the OSU win. I got up off the stool at the bar I run (I was off, I worked earlier) and went and pressed my face into my hands against the wall and just stood there with my mind going in a million directions, slightly shaking. Then I bought a round for the bar. Tonight I was at a family dinner. It was just pure bliss watching that game. It compares to some times I've done mdma.

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u/motnorote Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Its a dream

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u/Lakai1983 Indiana • New Hampshire Jan 02 '26

Not gonna lie it’s surreal.

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT Utah Utes • Billable Hours Jan 02 '26

In the bastion of shit that is this sport in 2026, Indiana gives me hope that one day my program could also do big things. I love them.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Jan 02 '26

Indiana being the beacon of light of CFP is a timeline that nobody could've seen coming. What the fuck kind of timeline is this.

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u/MuscleFlex_Bear Texas Longhorns Jan 02 '26

The time line we need. Everything needs to be reset

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u/Comfortable-Mess4365 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

It is the guiding light that things might someday return to goodness

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u/modernthink Colorado State Rams Jan 02 '26

Not the timeline you wanted, the timeline you needed.

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u/lousy_at_handles Kansas Jayhawks Jan 02 '26

Well look, so this was there gorilla in the Cincinnati Zoo ...

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u/gwaydms SMU Mustangs Jan 02 '26

Every time someone talks about this or that "ruining" CFB, I can point to IU football. It's stories like this that make me love the game.

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u/wowthisislong Texas A&M Aggies • Kansas State Wildcats Jan 02 '26

The writers just mixed up the basketball and football scripts. Someone is getting fired.

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u/Lakai1983 Indiana • New Hampshire Jan 02 '26

It went off the rails when Alabama had the 1 overall seed in the NCAA basketball tournament.

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u/MysteriousEdge5643 Washington Huskies • College Football Playoff Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Same.

Petersen proved we could build a great program.

DeBoer proved we could get to the mountain top.

Cignetti gives me hope a school like us can do both consistently.

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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones • Sickos Jan 02 '26

Same

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u/JameisGOATston West Florida • Florida State Jan 02 '26

Same.

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u/Plasma640 Illinois Fighting Illini • Team Chaos Jan 02 '26

Same

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u/Rolling_Chicane Purdue Boilermakers • Harvard Crimson Jan 02 '26

Same

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u/s11n24 Jan 02 '26

As a Purdue fan I’ll settle for a conference win

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u/Rolling_Chicane Purdue Boilermakers • Harvard Crimson Jan 02 '26

I was talking about Harvard, clearly Purdue is a lost cause

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Same

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u/somehype Nebraska • Sacramento State Jan 02 '26

I’m still not convinced

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u/eddie_the_zombie Navy Midshipmen Jan 02 '26

Understandable, have a nice day

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u/the_thinwhiteduke Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '26

Saban showed what you could do with a program when you could pay 5*'s under the table to sit on the depth chart and not transfer because they were one of the only four teams to keep getting into the playoffs.

Deboer is showing what a program looks like when you can't do that anymore

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u/albic7 Illinois • Boise State Jan 02 '26

Uh, how old are you? Nebraska has been the top of the mountain and not in ancient history either.

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u/somehype Nebraska • Sacramento State Jan 02 '26

No no I know. But after that ass whooping from Utah and probably being 40 places ahead of Indiana in talent composite and then watching them beat the shit out of Alabama I am very disenchanted

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u/ImJLu California • Ohio State Jan 02 '26

Talent composite doesn't mean shit anymore in the portal era. There's no world where you can watch that Indiana team and say with a straight face that they're one of the less talented teams in the country. Yes, the coaching is excellent, but those players are for real.

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u/loyalsons4evertrue Iowa State Cyclones • Big 8 Jan 02 '26

same....as we have like 7 players on our roster

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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 02 '26

UW is a top 15/20 program! Just need the right coach to move up the next tier.

Hopefully fisch is the guy

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u/Etherion77 Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '26

To be fair Washington did play in the title game 2 years back

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u/huskiesowow Washington Huskies Jan 02 '26

Some of our fans have serious low self esteem.

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u/MysteriousEdge5643 Washington Huskies • College Football Playoff Jan 02 '26

DeBoer leaving knocked our program back half a decade

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u/Anotheropinion2023 Texas Longhorns Jan 02 '26

May he never see the playoffs again because of it.

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u/hanzel44 USC Trojans Jan 02 '26

I know you’re talking in recent times but you did win a national title with Don James and you probably should have competed for a title under Rick Neuheisel.

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u/Casaiir Georgia Bulldogs • Cal Poly Mustangs Jan 02 '26

Washington was on the mountain top. They just fell off of it.

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u/The-White-LarryBird Minnesota • Dakota State Jan 02 '26

Get your billionaires to start coughing up the dough and anyone can win

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u/DestenehNurd The Axe • Pac-12 Gone Dark Jan 02 '26

Kid named Don James:

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u/az_catz Arizona Wildcats Jan 02 '26

We were on the way up...

Luckily Brennan only needed a year to get up to speed.

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u/Lamadian Oregon Ducks • Oregon State Beavers Jan 02 '26

Ok, but what about Jimmy Lake?

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster Jan 02 '26

This is the problem though. Everyone will be looking for the next Cig, and it isn't very likely that lightning will strike twice.

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u/Chaotic-PopTart Team Chaos • Pop-Tarts Bowl Jan 02 '26

Speaking of your program, are you going to change your username? 

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT Utah Utes • Billable Hours Jan 02 '26

Kyle is a big dick, I don’t see the problem.

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u/Pope_Cheetos_XIV Georgia Tech • Central Missouri Jan 02 '26

It will be funny to see how this affects coaching cycles though. EVERYONE will want to be the next Indiana

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u/Wolf-Cornelius Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 02 '26

You guys have had a meteoric rise as well...Utah has respect cause of Kyle, and urban. Jumped from g5 to power conference and dominated. I'd argue before Indianas turn around. You guys held title for how to grow

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u/SecondBreakfast814 Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

🥹

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u/TheInsatiableRoach Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '26

They are the light.

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u/the_north_place Nebraska • Winona State Jan 02 '26

You destroyed Nebraska, so I guess that's the first step 

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u/ConfidentFatMan Arkansas Razorbacks Jan 02 '26

I think all of us “little big guys” are feeling the same and rooting them on.

One day maybe me. But for now. Awesome for them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

TELL YOUR KIDS ABOUT 14DIANA

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u/BobbysSmile Alabama • Alabama A&M Jan 02 '26

Fucking hell. We fell into a wood chipper tonight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

It was Cig holding Bama’s head underwater until the bubbles stopped.

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u/fire_water_drowned Indiana • Notre Dame Jan 02 '26

And to think, Bama had him, and watched him leave.

Beautiful

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u/OhKillEm43 Auburn Tigers • Memphis Tigers Jan 02 '26

Present to America it was just under the 4 hour erection window. I guess. I haven’t actually looked but God bless the fucking USA

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u/panaja17 BYU Cougars • Pop-Tarts Bowl Jan 02 '26

More like they got caught halfway. Enough to make a mess, but slowly and agonizingly having to wait for the light to leave their eyes

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u/carzyturtle Indiana Hoosiers • Sickos Jan 02 '26

Like in spy movies where they have a slow death laser to cut the spy in half except the spy didn’t escape

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u/adamsputnik Kennesaw State Owls • Georgia Bulldogs Jan 02 '26

16th century German torture execution, this one.

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u/wise_comment Minnesota • Oklahoma State Jan 02 '26

It's like if all of Jigsaw's victims absolutely sucked

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

You were slowly and torturously beaten to death by pork tenderloin sandwiches.

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u/fire_water_drowned Indiana • Notre Dame Jan 02 '26

Waterboarded with sugar cream pie filling

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Followed by a dose of water torture but with a dripping AMF.

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u/dontaskme5746 Illinois Fighting Illini Jan 02 '26

Headfirst hurts, don't it? We tried to tell you. Feet-first ends up the same, though, don't feel bad.

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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones • Sickos Jan 02 '26

Rather tell them about 16DIANA

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u/eddie_the_zombie Navy Midshipmen Jan 02 '26

Tell them about #1NDIANA

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u/CommodoreNording Auburn • Georgia Southern Jan 02 '26

IND14NA

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u/JDraks Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Jan 02 '26

16IANA

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster Jan 02 '26

Remember when 9Windiana was a meme, and considered impossible

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u/babatazyah Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Jan 02 '26

IND14NA

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u/mewtatesyt Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

My friend told me when Cignetti first came that we would end up being a lot better of a team due to Mark Cuban donating NIL money. Even I couldn’t fully believe that we’d even be a consistently decent football team.

Never did either of us imagine that they’d actually go 14-0 and be favored to win the national championship, and what makes this even crazier is it has literally nothing to do with NIL whatsoever 😂

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u/Bird_nostrils Stanford Cardinal • Pac-12 Jan 02 '26

They showed that one shot of Cig smiling and I felt so uncomfortable.

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u/RoseRaving Purdue Boilermakers Jan 02 '26

IU treated Alabama like a Big Ten bottom feeder

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u/BruchsK Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Are you sure you are qualified to make that comparison?

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u/RoseRaving Purdue Boilermakers Jan 02 '26

As a Big Ten bottom feeder in football, yes.

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u/InnocuousAssClown Illinois Fighting Illini Jan 02 '26

When you consider we’re all living in some kid’s ncaa 25 Indiana dynasty, it makes sense

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u/professorberrynibble Illinois • Rutgers Jan 02 '26

He turned the sliders down for the Illinois game and then again for this one, of course

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u/InnocuousAssClown Illinois Fighting Illini Jan 02 '26

He was very mad about the dumb AI ranking us ahead of him, and I get it

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u/Robotemist Ohio State • St. Xavier Jan 02 '26

Im not joking or being facetious, it might be time to start treating Alabama like a G5 team.

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u/CW1DR5H5I64A Michigan State • Army Jan 02 '26

MSU managed to at least cover the spread against Indiana and I’m not 100% sure we fielded a football team this year.

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u/Canesjags4life Miami Hurricanes • Colorado State Rams Jan 02 '26

Not necessarily a G5, but server the ties to Saban's Bama. That was Bama. This is Alabama.

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u/pataoAoC Oregon Ducks • Team Chaos Jan 02 '26

I feel like this is twice now the committee has given them a massive benefit of the doubt because of the name tag.

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u/Canesjags4life Miami Hurricanes • Colorado State Rams Jan 02 '26

This needs to be the final nail in the coffin. No more coattails.

They aren't scary. They are a poorly coached team with lots of talent. If Cig had 17 blue chips OMG.

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u/somehype Nebraska • Sacramento State Jan 02 '26

Well yeah Alabama scored 3 points of course he’s pissed. Not only that, Indiana didn’t score 100

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u/18436572_V8 Michigan State • Penn State Jan 02 '26

If you would have told me a couple years ago that these two played and it was a blowout, I would have thought it was a September game and bama won by 5 TDs.

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u/its_LOL Washington Huskies • Pac-12 Jan 02 '26

Job’s not finished

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Do I love Indiana?

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u/Qu4ntumL34p Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Yes, welcome, there is beer in the fridge and food on the counter.

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u/TMPRKO North Carolina • Michigan Jan 02 '26

He got his angry face when Alabama went for it on 4th down in the 1st quarter and it never went away. Game was over then.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

He smiled when the roses were dumped on him. Maybe his real joy is gardening.

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u/HawkeyeTen Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 02 '26

Absolutely unbelievable. I had a feeling though that Cignetti and his boys would be a LOT more motivated than a number of other playoff teams with a bye, and would be much more driven. That said, this was an absolute annihilation.

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u/2th Tennessee • Summertime Lover Jan 02 '26

And then Mendoza with the biggest smile possible. That boy is wholesome as hell.

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u/Hundhaus Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Mendoza happy but not all smiles too. Even mentioned needing to start game planning for Oregon. The entire team is dialed in that this is a 3 game journey thanks to Cig.

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u/HoSeR_1 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Jan 02 '26

It really is the dawn of a new era

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u/MikeMacBlu Notre Dame • Missouri State Jan 02 '26

Truly, a Nick Saban protege.

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u/SoDoSoPaYuppie Oregon Ducks Jan 02 '26

He can smile for like all of half a second before he goes back to scowling.

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u/Jewish_Dragon Jan 02 '26

The whole game Curt looked angry and I loved it

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u/omahaknight71 Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 02 '26

AND Alabama would only score 3 points in a playoff game.

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u/heyheyheygoodbye Oklahoma Sooners • Washington Huskies Jan 02 '26

First team to win a CFP game after a bye.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster Jan 02 '26

W14diana

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u/jonn_jonzz Minnesota Golden Gophers Jan 02 '26

Cignetti is more like this.

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u/TermAccomplished1868 ECU Pirates Jan 02 '26

He actually smiled a little bit. I've never seen him smile

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u/FancyVegetables Alabama Crimson Tide • Rose Bowl Jan 02 '26

Cignetti: 🧐😒🧐

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u/aurrutia214 Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 02 '26

I was just thinking of the 2023 Indiana team who beat Akron in 4OT where the student section just kept walking to the other end zone with each new period since there was no one there in the stands to get in their way. Absolutely insane how much of a turnaround it’s been.

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u/coolbroFinn Indiana Hoosiers • Oregon Ducks Jan 02 '26

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u/Bulky_Performance_45 Jan 02 '26

The Saban energy. If Indiana wins, he probably gonna go fishing for a week then come back locked in for another natty 

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u/TymStark Nebraska • South Dakota State Jan 02 '26

And in the same breath that Nbrasketball would finish 2025 undefeated and in the top 15 with the nations longest winning streak. They’d be like, “oh they’re just confusing the two.” But no. This. Is life now.

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u/manbeardawg Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs Jan 02 '26

And that the Center would win Offensive MVP. What a time to be alive!!!

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u/BrentVenables Clemson Tigers Jan 02 '26

😐😏😐😐😏😐*

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u/Balsamic_ducks LSU Tigers Jan 02 '26

What an insane turnaround. Dude just immediately turns Indiana into a title contender with zero ramp up needed

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u/BWSmith777 Alabama • William & Mary Jan 02 '26

Nah, they put basketball courts in football venues all the time now. People would have just assumed that that was what you were talking about. They still would have been surprised to see this.

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u/generic_tylenol Notre Dame • Michigan State Jan 02 '26

Truth is stranger than fiction.

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u/Bahamas_is_relevant William & Mary Tribe • McGill Redbirds Jan 02 '26

Maybe this new CFB era ain’t too bad.

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u/glassclouds1894 Florida State Seminoles Jan 02 '26

Cigs will be miserable until they win the natty, and I'm so here for it.

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u/RealPropRandy Cornell Big Red Jan 02 '26

They already beat OSU to leave no room for doubt.

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u/reddit_bad1234567890 Michigan • Kansas State Jan 02 '26

I feel like he was more like 🤨

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