r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 13 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Ohio State 24-23

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Ohio State 10 10 3 0 23
Texas 0 3 0 21 24
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u/Cynical_onlooker Illinois Fighting Illini Sep 13 '26

Michigan fans gotta be jorking themselves like crazy today.

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u/guyman3 Michigan • Slippery Rock Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Why didn't Ohio state just add 1 second back to the clock? Are they stupid?

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u/Odh_utexas Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Thanks for beating OU 🤝

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u/MoeSzyslakExperience Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 13 '26

Today was a good day

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u/Wampus_Cat_ Michigan Wolverines • Kentucky Wildcats Sep 13 '26

Solid work today, team.

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u/imbroke828 Texas Longhorns • USC Trojans Sep 13 '26

Good work there Michigan bro!

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u/SentientShamrock Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Truly a joint effort.

26

u/IowaJL Iowa Hawkeyes • Northern Iowa Panthers Sep 13 '26

Now kith

10

u/boogi-boogi-shoes Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

hey good job beating your in state rival yesterday. they played you tough

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u/MuchArtichoke3 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Same time next week?

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u/LiveNvanByRiver Texas Longhorns • Texas State Bobcats Sep 13 '26

Red team bad

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u/LostOnTheRiver718 Texas Longhorns • Ohio Bobcats Sep 13 '26

All around baby

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u/BloomsdayDevice Washington Huskies • Penn Quakers Sep 13 '26

Oh, get a room, you two.

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u/Rodney_Jefferson Texas Longhorns • Tulane Green Wave Sep 13 '26

Red teams suck. More at 11

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u/Classic-Session-5551 Sep 13 '26

11? More like 25 now.

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u/Muvseevum Georgia • West Virginia Sep 13 '26

If you say so. I’m proud of you.

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u/CalebHill14 Georgia Bulldogs • Piedmont Lions Sep 13 '26

Woah not let’s not get carried away

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u/Ecstatic_Sand5417 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Apologies, they meant to say *red, black and white teams suck

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u/gswblu3-1lead Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

Flair up

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u/ThiccClient Michigan Wolverines • Big Ten Sep 13 '26

Fuck States that start with "O"

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u/wormmeatball Texas Longhorns • Sickos Sep 13 '26

I live in Oregon currently and love it, but you make a good argument.

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u/Pogball_so_hard Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

It’s unheralded but important work. Thank you for contributing to the “Beat Ohio State” cause 

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u/davebrewer Alabama • Central Michigan Sep 13 '26

Roll Tide to that!

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u/wellmana Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

We’re coming for ya’ll next Sept 4!

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u/patrick66 Pittsburgh Panthers • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

They kinda did! They just threw an int 40 yards from the end zone with it lol

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u/SirMellencamp Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Sep 13 '26

Every single Texas DB went for that ball and there was a chance at the end it could have been tipped to an OSU receiver with nothing but grass in front of him

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u/mannheimcrescendo Sep 13 '26

Chance schmance guy

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u/CaptainKursk Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Is there a lore reason?

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor Sep 13 '26

I just realized that Michigan's 1 second is going to go into this year's commentary the same way Kirby's (not a) time out did last year.

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u/Pyro1934 Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

Rightfully so on both lol

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u/CarterAC3 Michigan • Grand Valley State Sep 13 '26

Underwood has the arm to complete that last pass

/s....but not really

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u/lakeshore34 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Yes

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u/happytree23 Sep 13 '26

What a bunch of idiots, why didn't they think of that?!

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u/happytree23 Sep 13 '26

Okay, cool. At first, I was like, "Wait, don't they get huge paychecks to think of things like that?!"

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u/A_burners Sep 13 '26

Cos they threw an interception

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u/reddoor17 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Because Texas would have had the ball

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u/royalbluehen Pittsburgh • Michigan Sep 13 '26

Yes.

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u/GeneralOptimal10 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Yes, they are stupid.

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u/am_i_a_towel Sep 13 '26

Genuinely made me spit out my coffee

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u/Specialist_Modee Sep 13 '26

They tried. They really did. This officiating team was on the verge of becoming Heisman finalists. That and Texas shitting the bed for a few quarters is not a great strategy.

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u/JDraks Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

Texas fans too

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u/PM_ME_EXCEL_QUESTION Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

🤝

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u/gr8whitehype Michigan Wolverines • The Game Sep 13 '26

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq

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u/SuicidalApendices Texas Longhorns • Iowa State Cyclones Sep 13 '26

After all that working, I hope you guys washed those hands before shaking them.

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u/MrWilsonAndMrHeath Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '26

Gross. And I pulled for you

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u/DrSchwolles Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I don't know what to do right now

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u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I am having an absolutely amazing day

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u/soul_doubt_66 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Yessir

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u/JDraks Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

Gotta say, I like this outcome much better than last year's

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u/6FootMidget93 Texas Longhorns • SMU Mustangs Sep 13 '26

Fuck yeah

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u/guyman3 Michigan • Slippery Rock Sep 13 '26

We are both, as a matter of fact, "jorking ourselves like crazy"

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u/goblue422 Michigan • Virginia Tech Sep 13 '26

I am having a great day!

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u/UvitaLiving Oklahoma State Cowboys Sep 13 '26

Tell me about it…..what a week can do

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u/EasternCoast3497 Alabama Crimson Tide • BYU Cougars Sep 13 '26

Is Tulsa a Top 10 team? People are talking…

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Sep 13 '26

I think its time for a discussion about western michigan as well…

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina Sep 13 '26

If the AP aren't cowards than they might be the only team in America with 2 ranked wins as well. Which is hilarious.

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u/McHithard Michigan • California Sep 13 '26

That is objectively hilarious

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u/bacillaryburden Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Omg this has to happen. RANK WMU!!

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u/clduab11 Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers Sep 13 '26

My man truly living up to the Sickos flair potential

It was a long year and NOW ITS BACK!!!

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u/Swazi Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I haven’t stopped smoking since the Texas game

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u/Ecstatic_Sand5417 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Right? I picked a bad time to stop sniffin glue

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u/The_Homie_J Michigan Wolverines • Ohio Bobcats Sep 13 '26

The sport taketh, but goddamn it also giveth

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u/WhiskeyForTheWin Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 13 '26

We still all hate them cause and they're terrible. But Mateer is just horrendous

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u/Aquaman33 North Carolina • Carolina… Sep 13 '26

Except week one still happened so I and others will still ride that hate

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u/kingsnap36 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

AS AM I BROTHER AS AM I

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u/imarobotlmao Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

HEY DOCTOR, HELP I'VE BEEN GOONING FOR 4 HOURS AND I CAN'T STOP.

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u/rodolfor90 Michigan Wolverines • Águilas UACH Sep 13 '26

can i join the longhorn-wolverine gang bang as a former austinite with a longhorn wife?

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u/LiveNvanByRiver Texas Longhorns • Texas State Bobcats Sep 13 '26

Yes. Texas is your “hometown team “

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u/Wampus_Cat_ Michigan Wolverines • Kentucky Wildcats Sep 13 '26

You’ve sanded that thing right off by now. Whittled down to a nub.

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u/SentientShamrock Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Only if he was doing a barbecue style dry rub. Proper lubrication should leave it intact albeit very sore.

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u/Skared89 Michigan • Michigan Sep 13 '26

Holy shit what a combo

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u/clduab11 Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers Sep 13 '26

Cheap awards for both of yall given this flair combination hit an absolute jackpot today

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u/DrSchwolles Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

YES SAME

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u/Starlord2230 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Aren't we all

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u/Chilinuff Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

More or less fun than rushing the field last week?

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u/Ecstatic_Sand5417 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Way more than Ohio St rushing the field last night... Oh, My bad. I just checked the scoreboard

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u/FirmWillingness5003 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

A legitimate 1 point loss to UT vs an illegitimate 1 point win to checks clipboard Western Michigan? Yeah, I think I’m still far happier as a Buckeye. 

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u/Chilinuff Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 14 '26

So ours was an away game, rushing the field would have involved a couple thousand mile quick jog across the country.

Texas beat the best team in the country and didn’t rush the field… you cheated again to beat a directional by one lol. Did you think you were cooking lmfao it’s 3am and Michigan still sucks

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u/bolts_win_again Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

You and me both brother!

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u/dfphd Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Brother, me too!

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u/MissChanadlerBongg Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

YOU AND ME BOTH!!🤩🤩

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u/Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11 Michigan Wolverines • Akron Zips Sep 13 '26

Me as well

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u/EIiteJT Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

Same!

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina Sep 13 '26

No complaints from me today. UNC even had a semblance of an offense today.

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u/canderson180 Texas Longhorns • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

This was like the equivalent of Texas and Michigan jerking each other by beating each others rival

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina Sep 13 '26

And then next season we get to meet up again to celebrate.

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u/sinenomine83 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Michigan-Texas double Dutch rudder.

Nice.

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u/Imtoo-old Sep 13 '26

I laughed way too hard at this comment.

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u/onamonapizza Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

You can tell it's neat by the way that it is!

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u/kevokevokevokevokevo Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Michigan beat OU. Texas to beat OSU. We are best buds

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u/meyer_33_09 Michigan Wolverines • Miami (OH) RedHawks Sep 13 '26

Against all odds, I’m not absolutely dreading going to work in Columbus on Monday lmao.

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u/Dizzy-Platform-6516 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

It’s so cathartic after the last week lmfao

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u/The_Franchise_09 Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

Can confirm.

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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Michigan State won so we missed the trifecta.

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u/Ziqox123 Michigan Wolverines • Navy Midshipmen Sep 13 '26

Most of the MSU fans I know gave up before the season started ...

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u/InanimateSensation Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

We got the last laugh today. Who woulda thought?

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u/Crime_Dawg Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Gooning so hard right now

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u/AggressiveWolverine5 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

It’s been a fantastic day 

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u/TinyEnvironment7574 Michigan State Spartans Sep 13 '26

Today is a terrible day

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u/goblue2354 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

At least you guys won, it could have been worse

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u/history_teacher88 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

They do not care one iota about "their" team. They just hate Michigan. That's all Michigan State fandom is.

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u/TinyEnvironment7574 Michigan State Spartans Sep 13 '26

True, I just wanted to make the joke

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u/Nophlter Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

The dumbest people on the internet spent the past week talking here about how Oklahoma would beat the brakes off Michigan. Words can’t describe the levels of smugness I feel knowing that many of them were OSU fans

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u/kdestroyer1 Illinois • Washington Sep 13 '26

I wish I could jork it too.

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u/gmwdim Michigan Wolverines • UCLA Bruins Sep 13 '26

I'm laughing too hard for my own good.

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u/LonghornInNebraska Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I'm having a great day

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u/bolts_win_again Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

Biggest winners of week 2: Michigan, Texas, OKST

Biggest losers of week 2: 0U (HM to the Bucks and Ducks)

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u/force_addict Michigan Wolverines • Oregon Ducks Sep 13 '26

All the jorking.

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u/Poignant_Pilgrim Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Im dehydrated 

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u/Aaron90495 Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

It could be worse!

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u/fdar_giltch Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Hell yeah!

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u/Emergency_Bus703 Michigan • Grand Valley State Sep 13 '26

I’m all out of sticky sauce

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u/say_meh_i_downvote Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Can confirm.

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u/MokelMoo Michigan • Eastern Michigan Sep 13 '26

insert Randy Marsh nut image

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u/MunchMasterSupreme93 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 13 '26

Somewhere there's a Michigan & Texas duo flair having the absolute time of their life

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u/timnotep Michigan • Wright State Sep 13 '26

There are a number of them in this thread

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u/MissChanadlerBongg Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

It’s been a great day for me

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u/ATXBeermaker Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal Sep 13 '26

Michigan and Texas jorking each other.

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u/APersonWithThreeLegs Michigan • Grand Valley State Sep 13 '26

Hell ya brother, cheers from Ann Arbor

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u/Joshstradaymus Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

We are impregnating our wives tonight

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u/The_Pandalorian Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Sep 13 '26

You know it

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u/Substantial_Water_86 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I’m all jorked out after that one

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u/AAuser85 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Im basically raw at this point

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u/MrConceited California • Michigan Sep 13 '26

Both my flairs won and had their primary rival lose.

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u/TeeDeeTeeEcks Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Michigan fans 🤝 Texas fans

Best day ever!

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u/YOLO420allday Sep 13 '26

Texas and Michigan had an alliance today and each delivered 

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u/Terminatorns19 Texas Longhorns • USC Trojans Sep 13 '26

I know I am

3

u/TickleMyIvory Michigan Tech • Michigan Sep 13 '26

Today has been a great therapy session

3

u/jasondigitized Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

As a Michigan fan who lives in Austin today is all I need even if we get curb stomped by the world famous notorious championship football team The Ohio State.

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u/NotPapaHemingway Florida State • Appalachian … Sep 13 '26

Not even a Michigan fan and I'm straight up jorking it. Fuck Ohio 

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u/alwaysexhausted325 Michigan • Pittsburgh Sep 13 '26

S tier day of cfb

3

u/bro69 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

We traded rival wins. Good guy, Michigan.

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u/LiquidLight_ Notre Dame • Purdue Sep 13 '26

Gotta be? They've been raw for the last fifteen minutes. 

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u/BTornado14 Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

Can confirm!

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u/BakerPuzzled7881 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Can confirm

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u/squirrelpate Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Yup

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u/thismantis_dontpray Michigan Wolverines • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 13 '26

Commenting in between sessions

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u/Tiny-Emphasis-18 Sep 13 '26

About a half a dozen times on top of banging the wife. Erection still won't go away.

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u/rendeld Michigan • Grand Valley State Sep 13 '26

Jorking it so hard

2

u/Difficult_Horse193 Michigan • Central Michigan Sep 13 '26

I've had an erection for more than 4 hours...

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u/HermionesWetPanties Michigan Wolverines • Adrian Bulldogs Sep 13 '26

It hasn't been 4 hours, so it's safe, right?

2

u/jgregers Michigan Wolverines • Oregon Ducks Sep 13 '26

It’s been a day.

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u/Lykeuhfox Michigan • Grand Valley State Sep 13 '26

I'm so happy, you have no idea how good this weekend is after the last week.

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u/Bradfrick95 Sep 13 '26

They're storming the field again.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '26

They're definitely coking their strocks

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u/EmbarrassedRN Sep 13 '26

Jorked it in the stadium with 111,000 of my closest friends. Right after we all stood around nervously to make sure the game was actually over for real.

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u/HarwinStrongDick Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

That would be correct.

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u/warblade7 Michigan Wolverines • The Game Sep 13 '26

I’m working on it but I’m not jorked out yet!

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u/OP_Skis_In_Jeans Sep 13 '26

Today was a good day.

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u/ItsMeRyman Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

Can confirm

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u/Red_Centauri Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I prefer them to be undefeated for the game.

Sure was nice to see those three TDs one after another tho…

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u/rvasko3 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets Sep 13 '26

Jorkin out the pork

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u/TWDfan77 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Best day in forever. Gonna be hard for at least a week after this one.

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u/Nophlter Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

They exist?

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze Michigan • South Carolina Sep 13 '26

Can confirm.

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u/Fatman10666 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Something something the sec is back

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u/AlanSinch Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I’m gonna get a lot of sleep tonight.

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u/Ill-Look-1505 Sep 13 '26

🙏Maize-ing Blue!!

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u/Imrahil_II North Greenville • Wofford Sep 13 '26

Highs and lows week to week

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u/naruda1969 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Tell me what a jork is so can do it!

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

I’m jerkin so much rn it’s egregious.

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u/Angriest_Wolverine Michigan Wolverines • Surrender Cobra Sep 13 '26

Might sprain my wrist

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u/Frostfire26 Texas Longhorns • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 13 '26

Hey, it’s both us and Michigan fans!

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u/njrcollects Michigan Wolverines • Miami Hurricanes Sep 13 '26

Being 2-0 isn't for everyone 🥱🥱🥱

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u/deandiggity Central Michigan • Michigan Sep 13 '26

We fully jorked

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u/openSourceNotes Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Lololol

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u/BulkyOrder9 Sep 13 '26

Good day to jork I suppose

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u/rhinosteveo Texas A&M Aggies • Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '26

Jorking while gouging my eyes out

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u/Adorable-Salt-8624 Texas Longhorns • Tennessee Volunteers Sep 13 '26

Just paying forward that loss they handed OU 🫡

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u/ImTellinTim Michigan • Minnesota-Duluth Sep 13 '26

I did have a great time today

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u/0TH3R_BARRY Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Ran out of tissue an hour or two ago...

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u/southdetroitiscanada Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Been a good one

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u/BeefInGR Western Michigan • Grand V… Sep 13 '26

Michiganders are eating good today

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u/michicago44 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

I’m fucked up rn it’s awesome

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u/QuattroBaj33na Georgia • Clean Old Fashioned… Sep 13 '26

Theyre both 1-1, so I don't think they're doing it that much.

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u/ArbitraryOrder Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 13 '26

Full Mast

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u/HugsDrugsShrugs Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Was a good day 

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u/Mother-Succotash-798 Sep 13 '26

The hog has been cranked

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u/HuddyBuddyGreatness Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Damn straight

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u/freedomfightre Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

oh I am

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u/Beautiful_Idea6200 Georgia Bulldogs • William & Mary Tribe Sep 13 '26

I just realized Texas fans are equally jerky, right?

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u/brittlebrandy Michigan Wolverines • Stanford Cardinal Sep 13 '26

Oh don’t worry, I am🍆🍾💀

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u/Big_Lawfulness_8143 Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '26

Only to get their shit pushed in during the last week of the season 

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u/goblue2354 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

YOU LOST TO SHERRONE MOORE AND DAVIS WARREN HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/LaSopaSabrosa Michigan • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Sep 13 '26

Ohio state natty team lost to a likely worse Michigan team just two years ago…

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u/Big_Lawfulness_8143 Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '26

And? 

We all know how this ends for Michigan 

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u/BirdiemanJr Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Sep 13 '26

Last half decade pretty well. 2-0 vs y’all in the same stretch so fuck it

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u/Big_Lawfulness_8143 Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '26

The most embarrassing moments of the 21st century was losing to your poverty program 

Enjoy your field stormed vs western Michigan though 

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