[Postgame Thread] Iowa Defeats Michigan 20-19

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Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Iowa	7	0	0	13	20
Michigan	7	3	3	6	19

[u/JT_got_the_1st]

That UM player that was called for the obvious and unnecessary unsportsmanlike conduct is going to get reamed out in film this week.

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And he didn’t even do anything funny like throw a shoe.

[u/your-mom-- → u/wit_T_user_name]

Or whip his metaphorical ding dong out and pee everywhere

[u/Undella_Town → u/your-mom--]

tbf that was an all time goated moment to do that then go on and put up 4 more sacks

[u/Bigbysjackingfist → u/Undella_Town]

Bruh, sometimes you gotta whip it out and take 15

[u/Chinese-dog → u/Bigbysjackingfist]

They should make it a rule that you get one free R Celly if you get 5 sacks in 1 game

[u/Bigbysjackingfist → u/Chinese-dog]

Fuckin A!

[u/tracy_ogbert_jordan → u/Bigbysjackingfist]

It ain't right, but by God he's earned it

[u/binzoma → u/your-mom--]

metaphorically, he pissed all over michigan/fans though

I thought it was just as funny personally!

[u/x15ninja15x → u/your-mom--]

I only half heard it, but did the ref say "simulating a weapon" for that unsportsmanlike penalty? If so, that's hilarious

[u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME → u/wit_T_user_name]

Or simulate peeing.

[u/exodus2_22 → u/wit_T_user_name]

I’m in a good mood tonight let’s not ruin it plz

[u/frahmer86 → u/wit_T_user_name]

Or pretend he was pissing on the field.

[u/TheNastyCasty → u/wit_T_user_name]

Or pretend to pee all over the QB.

[u/RunningonGin0323 → u/wit_T_user_name]

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!

[u/gmoneylv → u/JT_got_the_1st]

Send his ass somewhere else. That’s chump bullshit.

[u/MichaelRachel → u/gmoneylv]

Longhorns: Hold my beer (I gotta pee)

[u/TFreshNoLimits → u/gmoneylv]

After the next play he tucked his hands behind his back towards the refs like "I'm not even using my hands, don't give me another bullshit penalty!"

Dude didn't learn shit, indeed a chump.

[u/maryshellysnightmare → u/gmoneylv]

USC would take him.

[u/Cowgoon777 → u/gmoneylv]

completely on brand with your program actually

[u/pardonmyignerance → u/gmoneylv]

Michigan Man doin Michigan things. Seems like he fits right in.

[u/meyer_33_09 → u/JT_got_the_1st]

That would require Kyle to show some sort of fire, which he appears incapable of.

[u/Righteousrob1 → u/meyer_33_09]

I’m assuming he held onto his timeouts to beat berry with them. Only reason to keep them. 

[u/boy-detective → u/meyer_33_09]

He has a good intense stare. Reminds me of the Aunt in the Paddington movies.

[u/JT_got_the_1st → u/meyer_33_09]

Who's Kyle?

[u/meyer_33_09 → u/JT_got_the_1st]

The coach whose last name I can’t ever remember how to spell properly and who isn’t worth my time to look it up lol

[u/akatherder → u/meyer_33_09]

Something to the effect of whittingham. Might be some variation/combination of wittington as well.

[u/cgk19 → u/meyer_33_09]

Worst coaching energy I've ever seen. He looks completely senile (which he is)

[u/moysauce3 → u/JT_got_the_1st]

It was Zeke Berry, too. Figure if there was one player who should know better it would be him.

[u/JSpet15 → u/JT_got_the_1st]

nah i hope his ass gets straight up cut. he's cost us too many times now

[u/SwissForeignPolicy → u/JT_got_the_1st]

I hope he spends every second of every practice doing stadium staircase laps. Dude is a three-year starter. Completely inexcusable.

[u/FrostTroll69 → u/JT_got_the_1st]

Thats Standard from the Ann Arbor Portnoys

[u/JimmyCarrsTaxForms → u/FrostTroll69]

What’s standard for the Columbus Wexners?