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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Minnesota Defeats Michigan 20-14

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Michigan 0 14 0 0 14
Minnesota 7 0 3 10 20
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u/JanetYellensFuckboy_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 14d ago

This is what college football is all about. First win in Minneapolis since 1977. The rushing the field, the coach saying it's the best day of his life - you love to see it.

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u/UWMN Alabama • Minnesota 14d ago

They put up a message on the scoreboard asking fans to stay off the field. Yeah, okay buddy. Lol

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u/SchmearOnMyBagels Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

Thats like asking me not to shit my own pants on shit your pants day at school. Get rekt kids

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u/ScHoolboy_QQ 14d ago

Shakespeare lives on

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u/mplsfreedom 14d ago

Straight Rebarded.

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u/ChandlerOG Alabama Crimson Tide • LSU Tigers 13d ago

Hang the banner

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u/doogiethehead 13d ago

It’s Shakesbeard*

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u/heyheyitsandre Michigan Wolverines • Miami (OH) RedHawks 14d ago

You remember when they changed shit your own pants day from once a year to once a quarter? That was a great year

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u/j_grinds Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

The only year better than that one was when they changed it to shit another persons pants day.

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u/dirkalict Sacred Heart Pioneers 14d ago

That was a bad year for me. I was a popular kid so everybody wanted to shit my pants.

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u/Osiris32 Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Brickmason 14d ago

Is that what SHU stands for? Shit His Underwear?

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u/kerph32 Tennessee • Georgia Tech 14d ago

Congrats on the sex!

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u/No_Trifle9294 USC Trojans 14d ago

We were cheated, only once a semester for us. Those pricks at UCLA got 50% more pants shitting than we did.

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u/BurpingHamBirmingham Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

The value of a liberal arts education

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u/Just_Let_MeIn San Diego State Aztecs 13d ago

Weird. I would have expected more pants shitting at private schools cuz they have butlers and maids to wipe their asses.

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u/Dependent-Reaction-3 14d ago

Ah yes. I remember the riots too when demands were made to make 2x a quarter the new norm. Couldn’t sleep for 3 days between the gunfire and endless stench of shit everywhere

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u/nondescriptun Florida State Seminoles 14d ago

So the "bagel" in your username is really your pants?

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Indiana • Notre Dame 14d ago

Username checks out

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u/NormalComputer Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos 14d ago

Man I’d give anything to get back to shit your pants day at school. The deacons look down on it in Sunday School now, but I think I can win ‘em over in time.

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State • Notre Dame 13d ago

Is this how you find out you were home schooled?

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u/m_faustus 13d ago

What an unexpected place and content for my favorite Reddit comment in months.

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u/frogstomp427 Ohio State Buckeyes • Corndog 13d ago

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u/Vavent Minnesota • Paul Bunyan's Axe 14d ago

That’s malicious compliance with the rules. It actually helps the field rush because it puts the idea in everyone’s head. I certainly didn’t see any attempt to stop them pouring down the stairs.

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u/EaterOfFood Arizona State Sun Devils • Utah Utes 14d ago

please don’t RUSH THE FIELD

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u/revanisthesith SEC • Team Chaos 14d ago

"You might injure yourself if you don't do it carefully."

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u/james_wightman Nebraska • /r/CFB Press Corps 14d ago

needs more balloons and colors on part of it

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u/Limin8tor Texas Longhorns • Duke Blue Devils 13d ago

DRINK DUFF responsibly

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u/acekingoffsuit Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

I think it's more that they're officially not allowed to have field rushes, but if the request to stay off (inevitably) gets ignored then it's easier and safer to let them on rather than have a clash at the edge of the field.

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u/ohno21212 California • Michigan State 14d ago

Probably a liability thing too haha

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u/Fantasykyle99 St. Thomas Tommies 14d ago

My brother broke his ankle so our family was the target audience I guess

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u/florodude 12d ago

Sounds like your brother has a dope story! Congrats on the win from a husker fan. I think we were ALL rooting for you, ha

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear Michigan State Spartans 14d ago

It reminds me of my favorite Minnesota joke:

Sven and Olie are sitting in their tree stand during rifle season waiting for a deer to wander through the meadow. Suddenly, a man in a blaze orange vest comes from the woods into the clearing, and upon seeing the tree stand, starts waving his hands over his head and says “don’t shoot, don’t shoot, I’m not a deer.”

Sven takes aim and gets him right through the heart.

Olie asks “Sven, why’d you do that, he said he wasn’t a deer.”

Olie replies “Oh darn, I thought he said he was a deer”

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u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 Texas A&M Aggies 14d ago

What's the joke? Minnesota fans are asshole?

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u/dalamplighter Iowa Hawkeyes • Dartmouth Big Green 14d ago

In the upper Midwest people are very nice but passive aggressive, so if someone says “I’m not mad” they’re very angry, “it’s ok” means it’s very much not okay, etc. Many times when someone explicitly says something it means the opposite

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u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 Texas A&M Aggies 14d ago

Ahhh, I see. I knew about Midwest nice but wasn't really getting the joke. Thanks.

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u/IkLms Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

I certainly didn’t see any attempt to stop them pouring down the stairs.

Glad they learned the lesson. I remember one of the first times we did it at the stadium after they opened and there were a couple of security guards throwing kicks as peoples knees as they ran by. Dude got leveled by someone after he kicked the legs out from under a girl and then ended up getting taken aside by another guard or two.

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u/Tasty-Crew-7204 14d ago

This Bronco just says "BOO HOO". ; )

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u/seruleam Ohio State Buckeyes 14d ago edited 14d ago

I think the lawyers make them put that up in case someone gets hurt. 

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u/KingOfTheUzbeks Ohio State • Minnesota 14d ago

Broke my ankle storming the field against USC as a Law Student. Use the stairs kids.

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u/Fantasykyle99 St. Thomas Tommies 14d ago

My brother just broke his ankle during this rush so yeah lol

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u/leftysarepeople2 Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

I know multiple people that have ankle injuries jumping over that wall. It's a 6'5"drop at least most places

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u/wheelsnipecellybois Minnesota Golden Gophers 13d ago

Yep. I was telling the people around me today to be careful. This wasn't my first rodeo (fifth, actually). Gotta land with as much bend as your joints can muster to cushion the blow, otherwise I'd try and fall forward onto the turf for the same reason.

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u/noseonarug17 Minnesota • $5 Bits of Broken Chair T… 14d ago

It's like putting up a sign at a metal show that says no crowdsurfing

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u/BingoBongoBang 14d ago

I feel they have to do it because someone will get trampled and file a lawsuit but maybe just make it easier somehow? Like design the walls so they can just fold down into ramps or something

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u/Heroic_Dave Penn State Nittany Lions 14d ago

Install inflatable slides like in airplane emergency exits.

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u/PontificatingBret Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

Ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word

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u/Specialist-Focus-461 14d ago

I'm pretty sure that's more about liability management than crowd control

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u/SmartLittleMonkey Ole Miss Rebels 14d ago

They are legally forced to do it I think, so if anything happens they'll be like: your honor we told them not to do it, we are not responsible for what the doctors found in this lad's rectum afterwards

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u/CantaloupeCamper Minnesota • Little Brown Jug 14d ago

That was more about trying to delay it a bit while Michigan was still out there.

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u/nautilator44 Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

I don't know why they even try. Let the people celebrate.

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u/ZoeeeW Texas Longhorns • Washington Huskies 14d ago

I imagine that's more so the university can say "we told people not to". Kind of like going to a metal concert and the arena asking people between sets to not crowd surf or mosh.

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u/NewHavenJeff UConn Huskies • Texas Longhorns 14d ago

ope just gonna rush past you there

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u/Substantial_Fail Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

I pay enough in fees to storm the field whenever I damn please

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u/Hugo_Hackenbush Nebraska Cornhuskers 14d ago

The goal posts yearn to be purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

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u/woodzy93 Alabama Crimson Tide 13d ago

Roll Tide. Go Gophers. Fuck Michigan!

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u/justamailmanfuck 13d ago

Bro we were all in the stands laughing our asses off. The band had already started going to the field 😂😭😂😂😭

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u/the_matthman Minnesota • Notre Dame 14d ago

For those who don’t know Minnesota football: 1977 was two stadiums ago.

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u/fart_dot_com Big Ten • Pac-12 Gone Dark 14d ago

Gophers never won the jug in the Metrodome? I know they weren't powerhouses but that's still an insane stat to me.

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u/the_matthman Minnesota • Notre Dame 14d ago edited 14d ago

I was going to try to succinctly explain our 2003 home loss, but I’m too happy ATM to relive that nightmare.

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u/iotl4444 Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

Halloween Night 2015, 11 year old me skipped trick or treating to go to this game, when we lost on the final play after failing to get in from the 1 yard line

Today mended my broken soul from that game

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u/Ventorus Minnesota-Duluth • Bethel (MN) 13d ago

Man, I was at that game too. The mood shift from Wolitarsky being in to then… whatever the next series of player were was rough.

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u/Lucky-Earther Minnesota Golden Gophers • Marching Band 13d ago

I'm pretty sure I blacked out that game from my memory. I was in the band and definitely wasn't crying at the end

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u/the_matthman Minnesota • Notre Dame 13d ago

You poor thing. I’m sure more than just the clarinetists cried that night.

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u/Lucky-Earther Minnesota Golden Gophers • Marching Band 13d ago

The floutists, too

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u/sessilefielder Wisconsin Badgers 14d ago

2003?

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u/the_matthman Minnesota • Notre Dame 14d ago edited 14d ago

The conversation isn’t always about you, Badger.

*The Badger was right, but my comment stands.

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u/dwors025 Minnesota • Little Brown Jug 14d ago

No he’s right. It’s 2003. Same as the last year we beat Wisconsin before “the streak”.

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u/the_matthman Minnesota • Notre Dame 14d ago

Isn’t it horrible when facts get in the way of slightly drunken post-game banter?

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u/SchmearOnMyBagels Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

The Dome set this program back for decades. It was cursed.

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u/BiggusDickus17 14d ago

No that was Glenn Mason and Brewster.

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u/BearGryllsGrillsBear Paul Bunyan's Axe • Floyd of… 13d ago

This is Jim Wacker erasure (five years with a .291 record) and I won't stand for it.

Mason was the best coach since Warmath got us some nattys, he just couldn't quite reach top flight status.

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u/SchmearOnMyBagels Minnesota Golden Gophers 13d ago

If Mason didn't choke 03 Michigan and 05 Wisconsin his legacy looks a bit different. He was able to win all 3 rivalry trophies (did we have the PSU Bell when he was here?). Thats something few Gopher coaches can say.

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u/wheelsnipecellybois Minnesota Golden Gophers 13d ago

Yes, he won it in '99 on the Dan Nystrom kick

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u/BiggusDickus17 13d ago

Yeah, thinking about it again. Glenn Mason was a actually pretty good.

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u/theEWDSDS Minnesota • Paul Bunyan's Axe 14d ago

The dome was our darkest hour

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u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) 13d ago

Figuratively or literally? You know, because of the roof.

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u/the_matthman Minnesota • Notre Dame 13d ago

Yes.

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u/theEWDSDS Minnesota • Paul Bunyan's Axe 13d ago

Touche

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u/soneill06 Minnesota • Little Brown Jug 13d ago

Didn't beat Ohio State there either, last win was 1981(?)

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u/the_matthman Minnesota • Notre Dame 13d ago

Smokin’ Joe Salem’s finest hour.

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u/InfinitePossibility8 Minnesota • Wisconsin-River F… 14d ago

Uffda

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u/MG_MN Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

College football really is the best

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u/JanetYellensFuckboy_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 14d ago

How can you not be romantic about it?

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u/Liimbo Oklahoma Sooners 14d ago

Mostly the CTE tbh

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u/iwearatophat Ohio State • Grand Valley State 14d ago

I keep hoping we see more bobble heads. Not sure how much more effective they are though. Not sure if anyone knows.

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u/WMINWMO Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

Even if they are slightly better, thats still better.

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u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) 13d ago

Unfortunately according to a Stanford study and even the NFL's own study, guardian caps don't reduce concussion or head injury risk at all. In fact it could make the players wearing them at a higher risk of injury as it could provide them with a false sense of security leading to them making riskier plays on the field.
Source: https://youtu.be/XUmDpAoeswo

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u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) 13d ago

Unfortunately I saw a report about them the other day that said that third party testing has shown they aren't more effective than regular helmets. In fact it's been hypothesized that they may be more dangerous for players as wearing them provides the player with a false sense of security, the players thinking they are more protected than they are, which leads to them making riskier plays on the field.

Edit: found the video where I learned this from https://youtu.be/XUmDpAoeswo

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u/Cresta1994 14d ago

Easy, Sherrone.

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u/SchmearOnMyBagels Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

Nothing like insurance ads during the broadcast to set the mood

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u/WayneDwade Ohio State Buckeyes • Colorado Buffaloes 14d ago

Probably if you’re a Michigan fan right now

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u/nippleforeskin Sickos • Georgia Southern Eagles 14d ago

1:4 commercials to play ratio, the transfer portal, abused NIL, and pat Macafee would be on that list

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u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) 13d ago

By being a Michigan fan.

Just kidding,

sort of.

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u/goingtothegreek 14d ago

Easy Penn State

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u/Sighlina Washington State Cougars 14d ago

Brought to you by FanDuel - Make every moment more!!™️

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u/Wide-Nerve8655 Oregon Ducks • Pac-10 14d ago

PJ is a total psycho lol

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u/goodkidzoocity North Dakota State • Notre Dame 14d ago

You mean to tell me a normal person doesn't wipe his face woth his QBs blood? Ski U Mah

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u/FlannelBeard Minnesota • Paul Bunyan's Axe 14d ago

Hey hey hey, that was Baranowski, our stud MLB

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u/goodkidzoocity North Dakota State • Notre Dame 14d ago

Ope sorry about that. I owe you a beer for correcting me for the future 

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u/FishGoldenLite Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

He’s our psycho ❤️

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u/Nomanorus Ohio State Buckeyes 14d ago

A highly deserved field rush.

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u/JanetYellensFuckboy_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 14d ago

Shoutout to the cops/security/whatever letting the kids have this one and not fighting it. Genuinely - good job by them.

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u/jackransack 14d ago

You would need 1000 peak 1994 royal rumble Diesel to stop that

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u/FlannelBeard Minnesota • Paul Bunyan's Axe 14d ago

Buddy, we don't get a ton of opportunities to rush the field. So when they get the chance, it's 100% earned

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u/leftysarepeople2 Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

No one stops a rush, it just causes more injuries

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u/8--2 Minnesota Golden Gophers • Columbia Lions 14d ago

Most ethical field rush

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u/aWiLDMiND18 14d ago

All my Wisconsin fan friends are dogging us for it. They are mad lol

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u/SchmearOnMyBagels Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

Badgers and Packers fans legit may the most salty and grumpy fanbases ever

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u/IMALEFTY45 Minnesota • Paul Bunyan's Axe 14d ago

Literally the sorest winners when they're good too

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u/aWiLDMiND18 14d ago

Actually though lol it gets ridiculous

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u/mgsbigdog BYU • West Virginia Wesleyan 14d ago

I don't know. Beating an unranked MAC team seems like a good time for a ranked blue blood to rush.

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u/Nomanorus Ohio State Buckeyes 14d ago

The Holy Grail of field rushing.

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u/IndividualCall5116 13d ago

Call a penalty and give Michigan one more play.

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u/Sudden-Investment Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

Michigan fans rush the field after beating a MAC Western Michigan. Validity of rushing the field is not a criticism Michigan should argue on this year.

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u/crzytimes Western Michigan Broncos • Team Chaos 14d ago

Drunk college kids at their first game of the year, rushed the field on a Hail Mary “win”…and at a night game. They were fine.

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u/ObjectiveAd571 Georgia Bulldogs 14d ago

Comments like this are why everyone outside of Ann Arbor is ELATED right now

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u/Little-Stage1948 14d ago

It's no victory over Western Michigan, but I suppose it's still justifiable to rush the field

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster 13d ago

Flair up, Buttercup.

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u/Chewskiz Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 14d ago

I’m just happy for everyone that plays us

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u/cmayfi Nebraska Cornhuskers 14d ago

I was really hoping PJ did something even more insane than possibly getting a bloodborne illness

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u/Grumpfishdaddy 14d ago

The coach said it was the best after his marriage and his kids being born but yeah best game day at least.

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u/JanetYellensFuckboy_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 14d ago

He did give the standard "I don't want my family destroyed over this" disclaimer and he gave it well

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u/Immediate_Wafer_6484 14d ago

It brings back memories tbh. I was a freshman at UMN in 2019 and lost my virginity to a girl I met at a game after we beat Penn State. God speed to the 2026 nerdy CSE boy getting some tonight while everyone is riding this high 🫡

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u/ztailx Michigan • Ferris State 14d ago

I’m so glad I turned the game off before I saw that. I probably would have cried

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u/potato_bus Ohio State Buckeyes 14d ago

I do love to see it, yes

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u/gophereddit Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

I was 7 yrs old when I went to memorial stadium to watch that game. Been waiting ever since to see them win the oldest trophy in football.

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u/SonOfMcGee Michigan State Spartans 14d ago

Does this mean the Gophers have “The Brown Jug” now?

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u/IcebergDarts Minnesota Golden Gophers 14d ago

No, they have “The Little Brown Jug” now

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster 13d ago

Little Brother wouldn't have any idea how awesome The Little Brown Jug is.

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u/IHop_Waitress Bowling Green • Ohio State 14d ago

the coach saying it's the best day of his life -

  • EXCEPT WEDDING AND KIDS BIRTH

Be accurate*

*PJ would probably sleep well at night without those two clauses bc he's a psycho who just loves the game

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u/Umutuku 14d ago

Man, rushing the field against a team like TSUN. That's some TSUN-tier behavior, NGL.

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u/Only_Comparison5495 14d ago

Prior coach of Western Michigan, you mean

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u/little_gnora Auburn Tigers 13d ago

Ok, I did not have this context watching the end of that game (on the TV at the bar, no sound) and thought the field storming was a little eye roll worthy. So I take back my eye roll and comment - you earned that Minnesota.

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u/fart_dot_com Big Ten • Pac-12 Gone Dark 14d ago edited 14d ago

The rushing the field, the coach saying it's the best day of his life - you love to see it.

I love the enthusiasm and the love for his program but isn't this a pretty underwhelming thing to call the best day of your professional career? Like, he's been at Minnesota for almost a decade, and the best day of his life is beating a team that should have lost to Western Michigan and is only 50-50 odds to be bowl eligible?