This is what college football is all about. First win in Minneapolis since 1977. The rushing the field, the coach saying it's the best day of his life - you love to see it.
Ah yes. I remember the riots too when demands were made to make 2x a quarter the new norm. Couldn’t sleep for 3 days between the gunfire and endless stench of shit everywhere
Man I’d give anything to get back to shit your pants day at school. The deacons look down on it in Sunday School now, but I think I can win ‘em over in time.
That’s malicious compliance with the rules. It actually helps the field rush because it puts the idea in everyone’s head. I certainly didn’t see any attempt to stop them pouring down the stairs.
I think it's more that they're officially not allowed to have field rushes, but if the request to stay off (inevitably) gets ignored then it's easier and safer to let them on rather than have a clash at the edge of the field.
Sven and Olie are sitting in their tree stand during rifle season waiting for a deer to wander through the meadow. Suddenly, a man in a blaze orange vest comes from the woods into the clearing, and upon seeing the tree stand, starts waving his hands over his head and says “don’t shoot, don’t shoot, I’m not a deer.”
Sven takes aim and gets him right through the heart.
Olie asks “Sven, why’d you do that, he said he wasn’t a deer.”
Olie replies “Oh darn, I thought he said he was a deer”
In the upper Midwest people are very nice but passive aggressive, so if someone says “I’m not mad” they’re very angry, “it’s ok” means it’s very much not okay, etc. Many times when someone explicitly says something it means the opposite
I certainly didn’t see any attempt to stop them pouring down the stairs.
Glad they learned the lesson. I remember one of the first times we did it at the stadium after they opened and there were a couple of security guards throwing kicks as peoples knees as they ran by. Dude got leveled by someone after he kicked the legs out from under a girl and then ended up getting taken aside by another guard or two.
Yep. I was telling the people around me today to be careful. This wasn't my first rodeo (fifth, actually). Gotta land with as much bend as your joints can muster to cushion the blow, otherwise I'd try and fall forward onto the turf for the same reason.
I feel they have to do it because someone will get trampled and file a lawsuit but maybe just make it easier somehow? Like design the walls so they can just fold down into ramps or something
They are legally forced to do it I think, so if anything happens they'll be like: your honor we told them not to do it, we are not responsible for what the doctors found in this lad's rectum afterwards
I imagine that's more so the university can say "we told people not to". Kind of like going to a metal concert and the arena asking people between sets to not crowd surf or mosh.
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u/JanetYellensFuckboy_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 14d ago
This is what college football is all about. First win in Minneapolis since 1977. The rushing the field, the coach saying it's the best day of his life - you love to see it.