When I was a kid, I went hunting with my dad. A buck jumped out in front of where we were hunting, and I went to shoot it. However, I got to excited, and instead of shooting in behind the shoulder blade, I pulled the shot. The buck didn’t take off. Instead, he just kind of scrunched up, like he was in pain. I reloaded the rifle and finished him with a second shot. When we inspected the carcass, we found out that I had somehow shot the deer directly in the testicles, hence the reaction.
That deer is exactly what being an Husker fan is like. Life seems fine, then some douchebag shoots you right in the balls before killing you.
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a IittIe brook. You put your IittIe deer Iips down
to the cooI, cIear water. Bam! A fuckin' buIIet rips off part of your head. Your brains are Iayin'on the ground in IittIe bIoody pieces. Now I aks ya, wouId you give a fuck
what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!
Even vegetarians know something’s gonna kill off the deer. If we don’t have wolves, might as well do it ourselves. Unglate bastards are prolific reproducers and will populate themselves into starvation if left unchecked.
I missed one like that as kid. Missed him clean in front though, but when it was an easy shot. I led him and the buck stopped right as he landed his jump and due to excitement I still touched off.
Great game. I know your locker room will be hurting. Feel that. But they'll just keep rolling I think.
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u/Hobbes427 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Sickos 7d ago
When I was a kid, I went hunting with my dad. A buck jumped out in front of where we were hunting, and I went to shoot it. However, I got to excited, and instead of shooting in behind the shoulder blade, I pulled the shot. The buck didn’t take off. Instead, he just kind of scrunched up, like he was in pain. I reloaded the rifle and finished him with a second shot. When we inspected the carcass, we found out that I had somehow shot the deer directly in the testicles, hence the reaction.
That deer is exactly what being an Husker fan is like. Life seems fine, then some douchebag shoots you right in the balls before killing you.