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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] UCLA Defeats Oregon 17-15

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
UCLA 3 7 0 7 17
Oregon 6 0 0 9 15
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u/stephcurry824 UCLA Bruins 7d ago

“Ohio State, Indiana and UCLA are the Big Ten’s top playoff contenders” is basically the three-headed dragon meme in sentence form. And we all know which one UCLA is.

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u/JoshFB4 UCLA Bruins 7d ago

Doesn’t matter when the schedule is soft. Win what’s in front of you. Biggest win for UCLA football in at least a decade.

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u/Snobby-Iguana 7d ago

I mean yeah its not our fault that Oregon, Michigan, USC, and Cal are all buttcheeks this year.

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u/HailLeroy Purdue Boilermakers 7d ago

I notice you didn’t list us there…thank you?

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u/dasruski Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips 7d ago

How's your engineering homework going?

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u/ReadyKnowledge Purdue Boilermakers 7d ago

Jokes on you, my 4 engineering exams were last week!

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u/dasruski Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips 7d ago

Have you been working on your model train set instead?

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u/Wafflyn Purdue • Georgia Tech 6d ago

Actually yes…

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u/hitokirizac Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Texas Longhorns 6d ago

Model trains are awesome, don't let the ain't come to play school crowd bring you down

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u/Wafflyn Purdue • Georgia Tech 6d ago

I appreciate you <3. They aren't getting me down. I work on rockets and software and love my model trains as does my spouse.

I just thought it would be funny to respond that way. I make a christmas village (christmasvillage.io) each year that I live stream and people can control the lights and trains

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u/dasruski Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips 6d ago

Trains are cool. There was a great scenic train I used to take my grandparents on that goes through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park. We'd have lunch, seem some nice nature, and be home by dinner. They also do a polar express at Christmas time that is quite a bit of fun!

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u/Pinkfeather1360 7d ago

We ain’t here to play “school”

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u/dasruski Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips 7d ago

It's Purdue... What else is there?

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u/kdbvols Wake Forest • Tennessee 7d ago

Basketball

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u/Gophurkey Purdue • Vanderbilt 6d ago

And women's volleyball, PLUS women's soccer this year!

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u/xva1313 UCLA Bruins • USC Trojans 7d ago edited 6d ago

Your team honestly scared me the most of all our Big-10 team games this year

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u/Due_Rope_6061 Navy Midshipmen 6d ago

The teams that Purdue has lost to are a combined 16-1. And one of those losses was an overtime game. If anything, they're probably a solid team with a tough opening schedule

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u/Fear_the_chicken Penn State Nittany Lions 7d ago

PSU is also butt cheeks don’t forget us

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u/dogberry_dawg Washington Huskies 7d ago

UW wishes to be buttcheeks, but aren't even that good.

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u/DarknMean Louisville Cardinals 7d ago

Like you throwing an ACC team in there.

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u/breakwater UCLA Bruins • Chapman Panthers 5d ago

Probavly included because they should have been a resume game

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u/FrivolousMe California Golden Bears • Sickos 7d ago

I wouldn't say UCLA had zero contribution to cal sucking lol

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u/SwissForeignPolicy Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 7d ago

I feel like you have non-zero blame for Cal being buttcheeks.

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u/gamer_pie Michigan • California 7d ago

The Michigan dig I get but Cal has generally been butt cheeks most of my time as a fan …

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u/Top_Weather1320 Nebraska • Nebraska 7d ago

Flair up

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u/FrontFly2562 California Golden Bears 6d ago

Thank you I guess for including us in that company?

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u/mjs_pj_party Michigan Wolverines • Colorado Buffaloes 6d ago

I'll have you know that mighty Michigan beat the team that beat the #1 team today that beat OSU. College football!!

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u/DickHammerr USC Trojans • 고려대학교 (Korea) Tigers 5d ago

6-1.

I mean, we’re not world beaters but calling us straight doo-doo??

Seems harsh unless you’re taking a piss on our secondary

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u/profnachos UCLA Bruins 7d ago

What is Cal even in the conversation?

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u/FrivolousMe California Golden Bears • Sickos 7d ago

Because we're on UCLA's schedule.

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u/Dirk_Benedict UCLA Bruins 7d ago

But Berkeley being cheeks is the default