r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 7d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Oklahoma Defeats Texas 27-24

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Texas 7 10 0 7 24
Oklahoma 0 7 3 17 27
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u/adamjm99 Texas Longhorns 7d ago

Billy, this is Arch Manning. He has some of the best arm strength and mobility that you’ll ever see in a young QB. He comes from the most talented pedigree of football to ever play. His only defect is that he’s a fucking moron

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u/Noy_Telinu Notre Dame Fighting Irish • UCLA Bruins 7d ago

He got the DERP gene instead of the genius gene

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u/Formo1287 Penn State • Slippery Rock 7d ago

Maybe he has both. Let’s put him in a Super Bowl against Tom Brady just to make sure

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u/bewildered_forks Penn State Nittany Lions 7d ago

They could never make me hate eli manning

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u/IndyDude11 Texas Longhorns • Indiana Hoosiers 7d ago

Eli’s my favorite Manning, and I’m a Colts fan.

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u/myman580 Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 7d ago

How many years before Brady's kid can start playing in the NFL? That's the only chance he's got to play one.

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u/OnionFutureWolfGang Notre Dame Fighting Irish 7d ago

That wouldn’t prove anything. We already know he has the Derp gene, and that’s exactly what you need to beat Brady in the Super Bowl.

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u/XAfricaSaltX Georgia Bulldogs • Florida Gators 6d ago

Eli Manning was ass aside from two of the coldest drives in NFL history that make him a Hall of Famer, truly an all time hilarious QB

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u/_DC003_ Boston College Eagles • Texas Longhorns 7d ago

I think, like all mannings, he got both

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful TCNJ Lions • Penn State Nittany Lions 7d ago

Inside every manning is two wolves. One of them is a little special

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u/Texcellence Texas • Southwestern (TX) 7d ago

When a Manning is born the gods flip a coin. One side lands on greatness, one side lands on derpness. Except for that one time it rolled across the floor and was kinda propped up against the couch leg so we got a mostly derp but great in the playoffs Eli.

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u/unfunnysexface New Mexico Lobos 7d ago

Even eli was derp in most playoffs he locked in on two miracle runs.

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u/Kerbonaut2019 6d ago

- Eli Manning’s two Super Bowl runs: 8-0 record, 15TD/2TO

- Eli Manning’s playoff runs otherwise: 0-4 record (four one-and-dones), 2TD/9TO

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u/geecaliente UCF Knights 7d ago

tugs aggressively on shoulder pads while staring at sideline confused

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u/blindythepirate Florida State Seminoles 7d ago

DERP gene still wins Superbowls against GOATs

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u/NerdLawyer55 Oklahoma Sooners • McMurry War Hawks 7d ago

Get him to a Super Bowl against the pats and he’ll be great