[Postgame Thread] Oklahoma Defeats Texas 27-24

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Texas	7	10	0	7	24
Oklahoma	0	7	3	17	27

[u/adamjm99]

Billy, this is Arch Manning. He has some of the best arm strength and mobility that you’ll ever see in a young QB. He comes from the most talented pedigree of football to ever play. His only defect is that he’s a fucking moron

[u/Master_Brilliant_220 → u/adamjm99]

We trained him wrong as a joke.

[u/GoNDSioux → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

“Oh yeah? Then try my football to your defense style!”

[u/SlabBulkhead3k → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!

[u/Master_Brilliant_220 → u/SlabBulkhead3k]

We are bleeding therefore we are the victors.

[u/galacticalmess → u/SlabBulkhead3k]

That’ll be 4 bucks baby you want fries with that?

[u/Working-Craft9935 → u/SlabBulkhead3k]

THATLL BE $5 BABY!! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

[u/Goombercules → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

"I'm bleeding. Making me the victor."

[u/Azcrul → u/Goombercules]

“Again with the squeaky shoes!”

[u/Crazed_Irish → u/Azcrul]

“Wee ohh”

[u/WhatDoYaSayUncleRube → u/Crazed_Irish]

You go that way, and I'll go home!

[u/Osiris32 → u/Azcrul]

"Birdy!"

[u/rousseaube1 → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

Weeeoweoweeeoweeeoweeeeee

[u/rented4823 → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

MY NIPPLES TASTE LIKE MILK DUDS!

[u/WhatDoYaSayUncleRube → u/rented4823]

Neo, na na na, sporin

[u/wsktaj3 → u/rented4823]

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy

[u/Bad_Idea_Hat → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

Ohhh Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, product placement with Dr. Pepper.

[u/gswane → u/Bad_Idea_Hat]

I still sing Neosporin to myself when I’m putting it on

[u/matchugegs → u/Bad_Idea_Hat]

*Taco Bell

[u/XerxIV → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

Winning is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for winning. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, winning is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of winning: gnodab.

[u/hitokirizac → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

This one comment brought all my people out of the woodwork.

[u/O-Namazu → u/hitokirizac]

Kung-Pow cuts through our flairs and hate so we can all laugh together

[u/bullpupper → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

Tried the nuts to their fist style.... It was not effective

[u/wsktaj3 → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

"what did you get when you cross a football on a bungee cord? My interception. Nyahahahaha"

[u/Osiris32 → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

Oh man, you shoulda listened to the one-boobed chick!

[u/guiseincognito → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

Well you have 2 options, deliver a spinning heel kick to his face, or die like a miserable swine. Choose wisely.

[u/MWJohns373 → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

How did you like my chin to your fist style???

[u/shibumi_a_way → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

"Gopher-chucks!"

[u/wesman212 → u/Master_Brilliant_220]

Peyton would do that. Eli would be upset about it.