r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 19h ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Tulane Defeats Memphis 31-17

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Memphis 3 7 0 7 17
Tulane 0 23 0 8 31
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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • Paper Bag 19h ago

Are we sure Marcus Stokes' family wasn't kidnapped and is being held hostage in a basement somewhere?

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u/BakedSparkles LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 19h ago

Will Hall knew he was on the hot seat and took some extreme measures to keep his job

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u/Taz119 LSU Tigers • Southern Jaguars 17h ago

Is he really on the hotseat already? Good tbh

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u/Defacto_Champ Army Black Knights 19h ago

Stokes with one of the worst performances I’ve seen by a qb in the FBS. If there was an chance he was going to try to make the NFL, that’s gone after tonight 

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u/shapu West Virginia Mountaineers • WashU Bears 18h ago

I'm not honestly sure that he could make CFB after today's performance

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u/OnMyNerves23 Paper Bag 17h ago edited 17h ago

The box score does not do a great job of telling the story of this game that he will not want to remember.

20-37/306/2 … 3 int, 3 fumbles, 2 fumbles lost. Jesus. These young men are better than me. I’d never overcome the adversity of my own brain. I’d hang up the cleats and get to selling gently used, low-mileage preowned cars with no credit history needed.

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u/dbelcher17 Alabama Crimson Tide • Tulane Green Wave 18h ago

Wouldn't be the first time Tulane fans kidnapped tiger. 

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u/Botto71 Tulane Green Wave • Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns 3h ago

There are no basements in New Orleans. We are below sea level

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • Paper Bag 3h ago

I don't care. Build one and put Arch and Sark in it.

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u/djsquilz Tulane Green Wave • Victory Flag 1h ago

about as reliable as a mid-city "basement" apartment