r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 19h ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Tulane Defeats Memphis 31-17

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Memphis 3 7 0 7 17
Tulane 0 23 0 8 31
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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • Paper Bag 19h ago

Are we sure Marcus Stokes' family wasn't kidnapped and is being held hostage in a basement somewhere?

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u/Botto71 Tulane Green Wave • Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns 3h ago

There are no basements in New Orleans. We are below sea level

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • Paper Bag 3h ago

I don't care. Build one and put Arch and Sark in it.