r/CFB • u/BoilerTMill Verified Media • Purdue Boilermakers • 6h ago

Satire Ruling Needed on the THE

The Traveling THE can finally be returned to Ohio State today with a win. So far they are 3-0 in attempts to regain their Holy Definite Article, but Indiana is by far the toughest game they have had to win back the THE.

Therefore a poll: if Indiana wins should there:

A. Be no change

B. Ohio is then stripped of "Ohio" and it gets paired with the THE until such time as they can track both down again

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u/Finn_Ajerkit Miami (OH) RedHawks • The CW 6h ago

If they ever get beat by a PAC 12 team they lose "State"

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u/Agreeable_Wind3751 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 6h ago

An Ohio University confirmed

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u/Confident_Delay5805 LIU Sharks 5h ago

And if they lose to Ohio, what are they now? An? 

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u/originalbiggusdickus Columbia Lions • Ohio State Buckeyes 5h ago

An University

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u/BoilerTMill Verified Media • Purdue Boilermakers 4h ago

Naturally