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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats Texas 27-24

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Florida 0 10 7 10 27
Texas 10 7 0 7 24
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u/Bradberry_Held_JuJu Texas • Washington State 2h ago

“Arch said he wants to be right back in that exact situation. A game on the line like it was a week ago.”

*Proceeds to have an inexplicable turnover just like he did a week ago*

This is actually a fucking comedy at this point.

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u/StrawberryTiiger Florida Gators • UCF Knights 1h ago

Like kyrie in the playoffs saying that you'll never see him go 8 for 22 from the field ever again only to go 7 of 22 the next game

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u/Geno0wl Ohio State • Cincinnati 1h ago edited 1h ago

Hue Jackson promising the Browns wouldn't go 1-15 again only for them to go 0-16. Peak comedy.

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u/phonage_aoi 1h ago

Best part was years later him saying he refused money to tank the season.  He lost all those games for free!

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u/Geno0wl Ohio State • Cincinnati 1h ago

I wish I could be paid millions to be that terrible at my job

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u/Sufficient_Secret632 34m ago

In a time when honesty and integrity are lacking in public life, I think we should be honouring Kyrie and Hue Jackson for being men of their word rather than mocking them.

They made promises publicly and they kept them. I admire that.

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u/Umutuku 1h ago

Are you saying Manning isn't accounting for the Coriolis effect?

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u/dtlabsa 42m ago

Tbf to Kai, he didnt go 8-22.

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u/Viron_22 Paper Bag • Washington Huskies 0m ago

"I'm not fucking going 7-9 again."

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u/Sea_Spend_8008 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2h ago

This is all scripted or God is a humorist or we are in the Matrix. You make the call.

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn BCS Championship 1h ago

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours

But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour

And when I die, I expect to find him laughing

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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama 1h ago

Frankly, He better be, 'cause I'll be laughing, too.

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u/Mejinopolis Miami Hurricanes 1h ago

Matrix, I call the Matrix

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u/tank_commander_jones Georgia • Georgia Southern 1h ago

Or Occam's Razor- Arch Manning just sucks under pressure lol

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u/Business_Permit_3686 Houston Cougars 1h ago

The truth is god hates Texas because he is righteous.

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u/No_Butterscotch8726 SMU Mustangs • Penn State Nittany Lions 1h ago

El is a trickster. Book it.

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u/mattjb Florida Gators 1h ago

A Manning losing to the Gators is scripted. By Steve Spurrier.

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u/Carpocalypto Oklahoma State • Nebraska 15m ago

All could be true

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u/Sea_Spend_8008 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 12m ago

Mind Blown.

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u/Horror_Response_1991 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1h ago

Arch: “I would prefer to avoid this situation going forward”

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u/BlazinAzn38 Arizona Wildcats • Colorado State Rams 1h ago

“I would like to retract my previous statement”

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u/EpiphanyTwisted Team Chaos 26m ago

"I've made a huuuuuge mistake"

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u/TempSpee Jackson State Tigers 57m ago

Mr.Notre Dame/Coach Marcus Freeman LMAOO

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u/Honest-Enthusiasm 1h ago

It's almost like he's a mediocre player with a famous name on his jersey.

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u/flyntcoaltrane UTSA Roadrunners 1h ago

I heard that too and the fumble happened almost immediately right after. I think Arch just has a humiliation kink 

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u/LordoftheScheisse Missouri Tigers • Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

Arch is hctulc - the exact opposite of clutch.

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u/ogpeplowski64 Oklahoma • Cal Poly Pomona 23m ago

my brain wanted to read that as cthulhu so bad

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u/novakanesantiago Florida Gators 1h ago

Texted my gf "here comes the turnover" literally one second before the play lmfaooooo

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u/irregular_stork Oklahoma Sooners 1h ago

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Perfect timing

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u/WiseDonkey593 Florida Gators • Pittsburgh Panthers 1h ago

Why would you want to be in that position? I'd rather the game be well in my control.

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u/holymacaronibatman Texas Longhorns 44m ago

Thats exactly what I said when the announcers mentioned that. Like fuck no I would much rather by up by 50 with 2 minutes left, wtf are doing

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u/Formal_Potential2198 Arizona State • Texas 1h ago

Tessitore can't help but say the wrong thing at the right time its so funny

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u/f0rthegl0ry Penn State Nittany Lions 1m ago

Wasn't he the one who made the "Sam Darnold wouldn't have it any other way" call, too? He's cursed

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u/Duck531 Tennessee Volunteers • Duke Blue Devils 1h ago

When did he say that? Guess he got what he asked for. Ouch!

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u/silent-onomatopoeia Oklahoma Sooners 1h ago

Arch Mateer

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u/silent-onomatopoeia Oklahoma Sooners 1h ago

Arch Mateer

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u/its_a_trapcard Texas A&M Aggies • Cincinnati Bearcats 1h ago

Sam Darnold Arch Manning wouldn't have it any other way!

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u/JinFuu Texas Tech Red Raiders • SMU Mustangs 1h ago

This is actually a fucking comedy at this point.

Funniest comic in Austin

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u/Big-Ground-426 1h ago

Do they finally see that arch manning isn't the scond coming of football-throwing Jesus...? Is it agreed that 7 mill for that performance is worse than 3 mill for Marcell "throw in the ground" reed?

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u/Cheap_Composer_3293 1h ago

To be fair the o line was trash. 

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u/Finn_Ajerkit Miami (OH) RedHawks • The CW 1h ago

Strike three, and he knew it. Didn't even get the bat off his shoulder.

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u/VampireEmpire__ Texas Longhorns • Harvard Crimson 1h ago

We weren’t going to convert anyway. He had taken a sack. Don’t know what’s going on out there.

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u/AKblazer45 USC Trojans 1h ago

We want the ball and we’re gonna score

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u/phranq Miami Hurricanes • Boise State Broncos 1h ago

Florida blew a coverage on 4th and 7 and then fumbled the ball immediately on their possession after being up 10 with 4 mins left. They were trying to let Texas in but Arch literally fumbled the opportunity.

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u/JobEducational5860 1h ago edited 59m ago

In what universe does Manning lose the ball to lose 24-27 both times? An archie-led reality

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u/Dirt-Southern Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal 33m ago

Arch needs milk and a bed time. Our rivals are correct.

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u/admiraltarkin Texas A&M • Prairie View A&M 19m ago

I wish I could make fun but I have a worse QB and has never beaten y'all so....